Julian Assange AMA

Ask me anything, except the actual important stuff, of course. Can’t ruin the whole charade.

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How big is your penis. Don't lie.

3 inches soft. 6 inches hard but that doesn’t matter anymore cause I can’t get it up

they have a softserve ice cream machine in that Mexican embassy

What do you eat? Do the Ecuadorians let you eat takeout, or do they just toss a case of ramen at you?

Is the NBA rigged?

Someone gets it for me. Usually takes like 4 hours to bring it back

Can’t answer. Wait for indictments to drop

Good luck. Go Rockets

Traps, is liking them gay?

You ever wonder anymore, Julian?

When will wageslavery end?

what do you think of this vid julian
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Liking them? No
Traps are gay though

Was the song "Mmmmm mmmm mmmm mmmmm" by The Crash Test Dummies written about you?

What’s the first thing you’d do if you could ever go outside again?

Not really

When you grow up and leave

Fair enough. It's been a pleasure to meet you, sir.

julian is dead. he has been dead for over a year. he is dead.

julian is dead.

Can’t say. Wait for indictments

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That’s not a fucking question you nigger. Get the fuck out

What do you say to faggots like this?

Read above post

Favorite food?
Do you have a hobby there, like games or Netflix or something?
Do you wish you had a pet?

Probably do a cliche like go into the woods. I see grey walls all day, I’d like to see something that feels alive

Kill yourself.

Oi cunt can I send you some tim tams and Vegemite?

>tim tams
He already has access to the superior Penguin biscuit

Nigger he has a cat. @EmbassyCat is the username for the account he made his cat on twitter

Cheese pizza
Watch old dvds and tapes
Animals can’t stand it here. Always wanting to go outside.

Fuck off Muhammad tim tams are the official biscuit of Jow Forums

I’m sorry nigger, was that a question? Leave the thread if you can’t ask questions

Favorite chess defense?

If you had a time machine, when would you go?

I'm sorry, Julian. You deserve better

No you fuck off inmate #786565
Tim Tams are just rip offs of penguins

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Yo Julian wat are you doing from Christmas?

Pyramids. Don’t really care if they try to kill me though. Just want to see what they were aiming for

Did you & Obama really fuck & if so, was it hot?

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Can’t say. Won’t be able to

Maybe the extra chocolate explains your teeth...

YA THONK UR HOT SHIT DONCHA?!

Can’t say. Wait for indictments

Favorite airline?
Opinion on the latest Star Wars movies?

That's shit my man... I'll be pouring a glass of VB for ya on Christmas day.

How can we end the Federal Reserve Bank? Is it even possible. In my opinion this is the biggest step to more justice in the world.

American Airlines. Before 9/11 of course
Latest movies blow dick

Bro the fed ain't shit compared to the Bank of International Settlements

I don’t fucking know. I’m just a whistleblower

What do you think of your portrayal in “The Fifth Estate”?

Fake and gay

GLOWIE

show us ONE video from this year of him. JUST ONE.

...

Are you a tits or ass man?
You go to the world’s best bar which has everything: what do you order?

rip in peace ded upside down wizard. the world couldnt handle your bantz.

This

That doesn't mean he's dead you schizo fuck.

Did it hurt when they killed you?

Obviously someone is bored and thinks they know enough about JA to act like him online.

Well then...how does PA pussy smell?

Redpill me on PEMF tech and wanna know if embassy cat interrupted pamela giving you sloppy toppy

TELL ME ABOUT THE AYYLMAOS

Fake wnd gay

This

Awkward

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What really happened in October of 2016?
Were insurance keys (or partials) stored in the blockchain?

why do you have usa flag when you are clearly in Ecuador