>Police have fired a shot while arresting an axe-wielding teenager who broke into a Melbourne home and attacked a father.
>The offender stole keys and wallets from the Point Cook home overnight, as two children aged two and four slept inside.
>He gained entry to a car parked in the garage and was confronted by a 40-year-old father, who received a minor cut during the struggle.
>“He’s trying to pull the offender out of the car, the offender is armed with an axe, and he’s actually been struck by the axe and has a large laceration to his arm,” police Commander Tim Hansen told 3AW on Friday.
>Father of two, Robert Gelevski, 40, woke to noises and decided to investigate.
>“I woke up in bed and saw him in my spare room upstairs, axe in his hand,” Mr Gelevski told Nine.
>He was able to calm the teen down and get him to leave the home, but he returned 10 minutes later.
>“He decided to come back, the idiot,” Mr Gelevski said.
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>Two police constables arrived just after 3.40am and confronted the teenager in the driveway.
>They instructed him to drop the weapon and get on the ground before police fired a shot.
>“He kept moving towards them and we’ve discharged a warning shot,” Commander Hansen said.
>The youth, who was significantly drug or alcohol affected, fled on foot and officers gave chase.
>The 14-year-old male from Kew was soon after found in the front yard of a nearby address and arrested.
>He is yet to be interviewed due to intoxication.
>Commander Hansen said it was a “horrific” experience for the family involved. “I put myself in their shoes and it’s not a situation I’d want to wake up to,” he said.
>“All kudos to the dad, in some respects going into protection mode. “We’d rather that confrontation probably didn’t happen, but we fully understand it.” Police professional command is investigating, as per protocol when an officer discharges their firearm.
Hey guys, are you sick of hearing about Karl Stefanovic's wedding
So am I, I am really sick and tired of hearing about Karl Stefanovic's wedding.
There were so many news articles about Karl Stefanovic wedding, it really was getting on my nerves, so much so I can't stand anyone talking about Karl Stefanovic's wedding any more.
The only good thing that will occur from a shorten government and resulting communist chinese takeover will be that they will likely purge all the "journos".
Jaxon Cook
I was walking to grim work and spotted about 20 cops at least arresting a shit load of africans, not a peep on the news about it despite film crews being there.
Zachary Price
You should have filmed it
Mason Watson
>airbnb
you get what you deserve desu
Sebastian Reyes
i hate daylight savings, i want it to be dark will climate change fix this? fuck off sun u cunt
Easton Hall
Australia's interior is mostly uninhabitable wasteland.
Easton Myers
>resulting communist chinese takeover maybe they'll let us have a perve in ads again
>The only good thing that will occur from a shorten government and resulting communist chinese takeover will be that they will likely purge all the "journos".
desu, you should just marry a Russian bride and bring her family to Australia for us.
Bring her Sister for me
Owen Jackson
What are the chinks like in Australia? Here in burgerland my city is being flooded with Beijing spies, they have no concept of personal space and their language is so fucking ugly. My sister is a realtor and she always complains that chink home buyers don't want to deal with her because she's white and not Chinese, fucking cunts
Gavin Cooper
I legit did a double take before I noticed the nog.
Asher Gomez
He literally looks like he has a sub 70 iq, and they have given him a gun
Jeremiah Green
What was China town in Sydney is now legitimate maybe 30-40% of the city. You go down town and you honestly wouldn’t know you were in Australia. They are soulless insect people who all smoke.
T bone and corona cans when I get home. Nz purse at the pub first
Luke Harris
>kur thiek the sound a somalian makes when they bounce off your bonnet
Benjamin Lee
>africans come to australia >create crime and no go areas >police response: oop guess we better fast track africans into the police force
Landon Jenkins
Yep, all smell terrible, all behave atrociously in public.
The only saving grace is they make good dumplings.
Liam Scott
Lemme guess. The tim wise thread
Aaron Adams
So these two Aussies turn up at my local bar, and neither of them have a fucking shred of humor. I was incensed. The chick got fucking outraged when me and my buddy started howling Glory Hallelujah when she said we sounded like "Those American facists" she hears about, and then the guy gives me the finger and storms off when i call him a shitcock.
I keeps getting rangeb& for shitposting on /tv/ which I never do, and raid threads.. like that stops me for more than 2 minutes
Jose Butler
At any point in time, did you hear them use the word "cunt" - either directed at you, each other, themselves or casually slipped in during general conversation?
Do NOT listen to anything to the contrary user, australian women are the shrillest harpies in the white western world and i'd rather kill myself than be around them. also that guy was probably a faggot from melbourne
Oliver Ramirez
I wish i'd known sooner. I could have called him a melbournian shitcock.....
So I could post it on Jow Forums. Its on nhentai if you're interested. Its pretty amazing
Daniel Long
Damn, that's depressing to hear. I knew you fellas had a bugpeople infestation problem but I didn't know it was that bad. My dad used to travel to Australia for work and he loved it there, the local Aussies treated him like a brother and were very welcoming.
Cooper Diaz
>not deliberately using hotspot for precisely this reason I’m also pretty remote so there’s not any real benefit in not using a 4g dongle. Easy enough to re ew the lease and get a new ip from the pool. I do t even have a smart phone. I fucked that off two,years ago.
Leo Lewis
If you meet an Australian whose a cunt just assume he’s from Melbourne.
Isaiah Bailey
I'm not super interested in /h/ but that one was pretty funny/good
Nathan Parker
use wifi instead of data, most aussie data plans get insta range b& cause of BBC threads and other shenanigans
Thomas Anderson
All they were talking about from the minute they entered was how they were Australian. Half the retards in the bar tried chadding their way up to the chick with their best retard accent imitation.
Asher Rivera
employers are ripping us off with the constant importing of migrant workers, who keep buying shit from major corporations, and represent a net loss to the economy long term. the growth they generate only benefits the rich
Chase Torres
Why are Young Liberals such genetic trash compared to the qt's of the Young Labor movement?
We are getting white flight from our cities. Rural Australia is the last real Australia and even then they want to start importing shitskins to us.
Aiden Cruz
better yet, if its a cuck söyboy just call him unAustralian, hearing from an American might wake the cunt up who's wifi? money doesn't grow on trees m8
Josiah Edwards
Its actually just a full on loli succubus doujinshi, but for some reason someone reuploaded it and gave the loli aussie-speak. I have no idea why
Noah Mitchell
They're also fucking over the average joe with this bullshit casualzation of the workplace, No one wants to hire full time workers anymore.
>Here goyim, take this casual or part time! Whats that? I dont pay you enough shekels to survive? OY VEY YOU WILL TAKE A PAY CUT FOR THAT
Show us the attractive women that will labor for me in the kitchen.
David Ward
New Zealanders often travel under the guise of Australians - saves them the trouble of trying to explain where their irrelevant country is.
Luis Wright
I literally cannot stop listening to old school tekkaz/ hardstyle
I need to spend more time with yanks like you and pick up a bit of the high energy banter you blokes are known for.
Brayden Torres
>loli succubus doujinshi Dropped.
I just found that funny as fuck.I don't get the fascination with loli shit.
Tyler Ward
This is true to an extent.. I’m currently on casual. It still doing between 50 and 60 hrs a week. No real security.. this will change hopefully in April ..
Parker Bell
Its and abbreviation of "Fuck you're thick!" which was yelled at him repeatedly by the police instructors.
We need to fuck up public transport some how. It allows indians and gooks to live and work more easily. Force everyone to drive and those stupid fucks will find it more difficult to live here. The secret is to just make them uncomfortable without making it obvious discrimination.
