Jow Forums humor thread - ovulation edition

today a coworker complained customers were hitting on her all day
I told her
>it's cause you're ovulating
she responded
>how do you know that?
me
>men wanna mate when they can smell when a woman's ovulating
>and I smelled you the minute i walked in

Wat do?

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more

hahahahah

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agreed i love these

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I normally keep posting these until Americans get mad. Then I post cringy left wing Trump memes. Shame you aren't taking the bait.

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Why are the irish so fucking retarded?

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They're the niggers of white people.

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if you can't laugh at yourself then whats the point

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Don’t listen to the burger paddy, it’s pretty good

God bless you. Thanks for keeping us under your nuclear umbrella.

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you can take the insect out of it's hole but you can't tale the insect out of an insect
really sucks these property of the CCP bugmen can evict most canadians over night

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Nig

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>reddit-tier skyrim jokes

Welp there's the line, wasn't sure if I'd find it...

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fug

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Woosh

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i dont save Jow Forums memes so have this

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Well that's actually a fair question.

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It's all I have!

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there safe now

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kek. they have no shame

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Well played

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Keep these coming, fucking hilarious

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I understand the two soup things, but what's going on with all that lime jello? How'd they get it on the back of the lid? And what are they planning to do when they close the lid and the wires slice the jello into strips?

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>loved ones
kek. Do you know where you are?

Went to the doctor and he asks me how my dilations are coming along. "Terrible, doc," I said, and he asks me, "Why terrible?" I tell him, "I think I got an infected axe wound between my legs, but I can't tell with these eye drops."

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This could work for Australia too and Ireland

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step aside fags

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Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>2500 year old joke
>still good
>still politically relevant

Based Aristophanes.

this is real Jow Forums humour

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Fuck up and embrace the memes. Your flag is legit a meme you cuck.

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Jesus. Did she get shit for this?

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Hey man getting mad won't change the fact that a large portion of my countrymen are retarded.

10/10, plz post more

Let's see cringe trump memes too tho

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