"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = Your flag joins the Axis and you personally lead the invasion/purge of the country/ideology flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country/ideology flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country/ideology flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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Es lebe unser Bewegung, Kamerad

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Here is my ID.

rip.

I LIVE

Rolling

hi nigger

hail hortler

Rolling

Danke

oy gevalt

Sneed

I think the Jews are alright.

Hallo

h

HEIL

Güten tag mein brüder

SHEEEIIIIIIIITTT

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ok game on

JA JA WIENER SCHNITZEL JA JA

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LETS GO

Nazi woman hop on muh belly

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Rerollin for deployment herr commandant

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Sup flying Nazi witch

Well I guess I will lead you men against the soviets

move aside

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....

Halt Jude!
>Schieß los

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It's been too long since I've seen this thread

Off to France.

Pure kino

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fuckk

Hmmm

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Turquoise is both blue and green.

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In diesem Fall gehst du nach Osten und dann nach Afrika.
>Genieß das Wetter

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Have fun in aushwitz faggot.

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where is the front?

Action stations

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B

Sup

Rollan

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SI HEI

>H-here you go

Oy vey

>North Africa
Scheisse, never to see my beloved deutschland again!
>High ranking
Off to Argentina I guess.

Du gehst nach Afrika mit Generalfeldmarschall Rommel.
>Viel Erfolg

Can you teach me how to make gud snitzle pls.

Heil.

austria.info/us/basic-facts/austrian-cuisine/wiener-schnitzel
Viel Glück, Lieber Kamerad

Gutentag kameraden, hier sind meine papiere. Sieg Heil!

Way better than fighting slavshits I guess.

*dabs through your checkpoint*

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Fuck you Hitler.
Jews are our friends, they do all the work ethic and boring shit with numbers like accounting and banking. The only Jewish problem is a problem of debt by which the future empire of the Lebensraum has here since renounced anyway.
We must remove anti-semitism from our party.

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My .450 Bushmaster for you, dear Kameraden.

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>((()))

Genieß deine Zeit in Auschwitz, Schwuler

okay

hi

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"We wuz honorary aryans and shieeet"

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HEIL HITLER, OUR TRUE LORD AND SAVIOR!!!

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>Waffen SS
>Comfy in Berlin

>Jews are our friends
Schieß auf diese Ratte los Kamerad

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rollo

yolo

Pls

Re roll

Meine papiere neger

Fuck yeah Berlin

oh shit

hnhru

Kommen sie hir bitte
lel

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Nice digits

Lucky faggot

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Rev up those ovens!

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Roooollllllllin

op is getting gased

Appropriate results juden

Um, here you go.

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cum

*gives papers*

rollin

Rolling

SIEG HEIL!!!

LONG LIVE THE FÜHRER!!!

Say hi to Rommel

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