What was the worst date you've ever been on?

Taking girls to a movie is a terrible choice for a first date.

fuck fattys dont date them

girl who was into me
i was into her
took her bowling with some of my buddies and spent more time dicking around with them because she was shy
i feel a bit like a douche desu she's a nice girl

fucking hell no man. I wouldn't even date a girl 10 lbs overweight. They might be passable when they are young, but fatties age so horribly.

>expecting a conversation during a movie
pure autism

yeah but like...how am I ever going to meet a non-fat girl?

I met a chubby girl on Tinder hoping to experience some of the fat girl sex I've heard about here. Also I was trying to distract myself from my oneitis

This girl was so fucking dumb that she could barely carry a conversation. And she kept saying that she wasn't on tinder for casual sex and then after dinner asks if I want to come back to her place. So I decided in for penny in for a pound (or 170) and followed her back to her apartment. She obviously wanted to bang and i kept hesitating because I really didn't want to. So she showed me her ferrets and I got to play with them then I said I had to go because my dog needed his heartworm pill.

Overall the girl was shit, but I got to play with some cool ferrets so I guess the date wasn't all that bad.

>date

Got any ferret pics? They sound more interesting than the girl

maybe go on that thailand Jow Forums trip coming up

tinder date,
>pics looked good we got along in chat
>go to the restaurant, red lobster because I am classy.
>oh shit her teeth are fucked up... I am guessing former meth user
>just broke up with boyfriend she was living with
>now lives with ex husband and their 2 autistic kids
>has a 3rd kid in another state she and the father dont have custody of...
>foster kid, ran away from 3 or 4 families
I honestly stayed only because it was so interesting to hear how messed up she was.

Then there was another
>meet girl at friends gf house
>we hit it off and she throws her bags in my truck
>go to a party have some fun
>take her out to dinner after.. lateish midnight or so
>right after we get her food she decides to go sit with the guys at the next table
>WTF CUNT
>sits there talking in a british accent the entire time with them
>death stare the mother fucker, want to stab the guy in the throat so badly but resist
>she comes back to my table after a little bit finishes eating
>I am cold as fuck towards her
>ask where she wants to be dropped off at
>tells me she doesnt really have a home
>holy shit I pick winners
>fuck it go to the park and I am about to kick her and her shit to the curb literally
>she decides its time to make out with me
>I figure why not, all I wanted was pussy anyways
>she takes off her pants
>and emptys the pocket.. oh look d-bags from the restaurant slipped his number in her pocket
>pretty much want to just rape this cunt then ditch at this point
>still to much of a "nice guy" to actually be really forceful with her
>end up with blue balls as the sun comes up
>decide to be ultra nice guy and take her to the donut shop, buy a cheap breakfast
>finally she wants to go to her parents
>its near where I live so I drop her off there
>she is trying to give me a phone number to call her and I just keep refusing until she looks like she is going to cry

that would probably be the worst

he kept talking about how rich he was and followed me for a while after the date

No, but they were super fucking cool. I can't wait until i can get my own ferret(s) but my dog pack is too big right now to accommodate any ferrets

Post tits.

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Can't decide between these

>Took 18 year old to movie and she spent the whole time trying to get me to make out, rather than watch the fucking movie
>Took another 18 year old to a tea cafe and she spent the whole time on Instagram, so I walked out
>Got stoned as fuck and took a trashy chick to so The Revenant. Nearly shit myself during the first ambush scene
>Met up with 18 volleyball dyke at my school's library, she gave me the "I'm not clingy" speech and then texted me nonstop for a whole weekend until I told her to fuck off

I just want to meet a girl with braids who shares my disdain for fast food

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Met a girl on a dating site and she lived about an hour away but was willing to drive to my place so I agreed.

We made plans to go to a comedy show. She shows up and is easily 80+ pounds heavier than her pictures. I open the door for her and panic, quickly lead her into my apartment so neighbors can't see her.

I try to think of a plan ASAP. I tell her we can sit and talk for a few minutes before we need to leave. I choose a chair not near the couch she was sitting on.

I start talking, and don't stop. I knew any lull in the conversation would remind her about the comedy show. I have friends that are comedians, and it's a common place for people my age to go out on a Friday. I start thinking my ex is gonna be there or someone she knows and see me with this fatty. The thought makes me panic and think of any conversation to keep going.

She starts talking about 9/11 and how the government did it. Not only is she fat but also dumb.

I ramble on for a while and bring up how tired I am and how early I woke up as often as possible.

My dog comes up to me and I say in a baby voice 'IT'S YOUR BEDTIME ISN'T IT... ISN'T IT!"

I tell her, woah... we just talked so much we forgot about that comedy show! Silly us! What great conversation!

I walked her to her car and said bye. Crisis averted. She added me on linkedin 3 years later lol.

For those of you that are gonna say I shoulda just fucked her... maybe I should have. I was getting over a long term relationship and the huge downgrade would have haunted me. It would have been very depressing at the time.

I'm also afraid and horribly turned off by bad smells, which I was afraid of with fatso.

why would a faggot like you care

I love braids so much but my gf doesn't like to do them so I learned how and braid her hair for her.

Is that gay?

Went on a Tinder date with a girl from Raleigh, NC. By the end of the night I was so pissed off I told her that I was leaving.

1. she is 5'11 and I am 5'11 so it was weird right out of the shoot
2. She brings up politics and I tell her I dont want to talk about politics (I am a southern conservative from North Florida, she is a raging lib)
3. She baits me in to some political bs conversation, we both get extremely pissed and i get up and tell her Im leaving.

it was so awkwardly horrible. The weird part is she asked to hang out again...i think she had some form of social queue retardation.

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Know the rules.

>She starts talking about 9/11 and how the government did it. Not only is she fat but also dumb.

You sound like the dumb one desu senpai

And on top of this, she literally thought she was a 10/10 when in reality she was maybe a 6.5/10.

She works in a male dominated field, so I think she had a false sense of attractiveness because neckbeards oogle over her at work since she is the only girl.

you sound dumb. and probably fat also.

Do you fuck her doggy while holding the braids?

I got in a super heated argument about politics with a girl who was a super lib

And now she is my gf who really likes traditional values and hates progressives

Girls are so weird

>The weird part is she asked to hang out again
maybe because you left her. probably made her butthurt

i agree that talking to women, hell talking to basically anybody is just fucking unbearable these days. I act like a retard so i dont have to talk to them about their bullshit. oddly enough people like the retarded version of me better

Took a girl out to the movies, we were flirty and held hands. Went for a nice walk around campus. Was about to go for the kiss, she said something non-committal. Hugged each other goodnight, agreed to do it again, texted her when I got back to my dorm, said she had a good time and wanted to hang out again. Got ghosted.

handled like a pro desu. also you made the right choice not fucking her. fucking a disgusting girl would have amplified your oneitis.

Of course

I also like to pull them while she's giving me head

not saying she was wife material but letting politics get in the way of getting laid or dating is pretty stupid. If you both have informed, logical opinions but different conclusions you can respect and get along with people.

I'm fairly conservative and live in LA so that's part of my daily life. I guess if I couldn't handle that I'd move.

no do your daughters hair now

I like this place
It makes me feel normal.

yep I made that mistake once before. The girl I fucked wasn't bad looking and I wanted to bang her before the breakup, but I got really high and noticed all her flaws. It was one of the lowest points of my life.

Would you expect anything less on Jow Forums?

>oddly enough people like the retarded version of me better
thats sad.

>i live in LA
why.jpg

>If you both have informed, logical opinions

Did I miss something? I don't think he said he was on a date with a guy.

She talked about her ex the whole time even while we went back to her place.

I've when on a few dates with different girls after that, but nothing ever came of it.

I just a supportive relationship

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Then no you aren't gay and also I'm sad and jealous so I'm gonna go text a super clingy chick with big tits who I might be able to smash

haha ive done similar. One of my girlfriends told me they cheated so I took this other girl I was talking to out and basically forced her to suck my dick on video so I could send it to the cheater. She was crying and never talked to me again after that.. ..
i didnt get the video either...

show me ur bubs and vagene

Go get it man

And learn how to braid. Doing something that intimate almost always creates great sexual tension, then the braids will for sure be there when it's time to cash in on that tension

I have had multiple girls talk about their exs. The girl Im currently hooking up with talks to me in detail about guys shes fucked...its really strange. Almost like she is oblivious to how slutty and gross she sounds.

but yes i do continue to bang her

moved down here cause my girlfriend was from here (I'm from Sacramento) and my band was recording and relocating so it was a good opportunity. I thought I'd be able to put together my dream band down here but musicians are hard to deal with everywhere.

I went to architecture school, there's none where I'm from. The weather is great here and there's a lot to do. I've never lived anywhere else in my adult life. If I get enough equity in my house or it gets paid off I might cash out and move elsewhere if there's good job prospects and the market is right for it.

I dunno where you live but in a big city like LA it feels like you're the center of the world. Every time you turn on the TV or a movie there's something with your city in it, or you know someone that works on the show etc. That's not important to everyone but it feels a bit like giving up if you move out of LA.

If I can get a 6 figure salary somewhere else like Florida or even the south I'd be tempted to move.

you're a stronger man than me, it just annoyed me this bitches would rather complain about what they had than build something new

>I have had multiple girls talk about their exs. The girl Im currently hooking up with talks to me in detail about guys shes fucked...its really strange

I always use this as a personal challenge to go farther sexually than anyone has gone with them before. It makes things fun and will make you feel special if you're like me and feel like a retarded planting a flag next to 20 other flags that were there before you

girls suddenly become very conservative when they contemplate having children.

do what you will with this information.

I actually just moved from North Florida to Denver, CO.

Huge change, very "city" and fast paced than what I am used to. Which is why I know for sure I couldnt handle LA, it just seems so damn packed with people. Denver alone is freakin huge in my opinion.

No doubt in my mind Ill return to the south at some point, but I have a six fig job out here and mountains are cool

>girls suddenly become very conservative when they contemplate having children

What do?

this kinda fucked me up bc I think its actually true.

Do you want children?
If yes, talk to her about starting a family.
If no, you may want to consider moving on; or, at least, make sure you have a reliable method birth control

good for you on that last one, you did the right thing. i know a lucky girl is out there for you man.

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Worst date I've ever been on was the one where I found out half way through that she didn't think it was a date. Thought I just offered to buy her a nice dinner.

I stared her down while I told the waiter to split the check.

>

welcome to denver. now would you please go back to florida... its seriously getting crowded here and all you new comers are driving housing costs sky high.

This is scary stuff my man

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>So she showed me her ferrets and I got to play with them then I said I had to go because my dog needed his heartworm pill.

Wtf

LA is a giant city with very different scenery, lifestyle, etc depending on where you live.

I live in the valley where you don't need to be a millionaire to afford a house (150-200k household income to be safe). I have a great backyard and a nice pool, rent out 2 rooms for $1100 each.

Never lived anywhere with cold weather, I might hate it. I do love snowboarding though. Every place has its ups and downs. There's a lot to love about LA if you ignore the bullshit.

I was being groomed to be the husband of the oldest daughter by a family

Everyone told me to marry the girl and get in with her family for a blessing.

Guess what I did. I went to dinner with her family and I hit on her younger sister instead in front of their parents.

I never got married to her of course and with good reason. She was a strong woman and she probably wanted to.wear the pants in the house

Sadly. I was being groomed to be her husband by her dad

Her dad and mom really liked me. Also I guess thinking about it now I'm happy it never worked out.

Not as bad as some dates have probably gone
>ask girl out to ice-cream place at the end of a short nature trail
>enter at a different location than usual
>underestimate the distance
>end up walking 2 miles with girl to get ice cream
>we both forgot sunblock
We eventually got there and she was surprisingly cool with it.

Show me ur asshole bitch

I met a girl in public for the first time at a Buffalo Wild Wing's. She brought her best friend with her in case I was a scary freak and so it was a "Date" with her and her best friend that totally threw me off. neither of us talked to each other after that night because it was a major waste of time

>Went to a pretty nice restaurant with a girl I’d been texting for a while >We sat down at a table with an older couple so I said “Oh didn’t realize this was a double date.”
>Girl just giggles and says “Mom, Dad, this is user. He’s the one I told you about.”
>Mother says she’s so proud
>NopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNope.jpg
>Escape through bathroom window and run for it to my car
>She’s blowing up my phone
>Saying she loves me and we can create a beautiful family together
>Tells me she’ll find out where I live
>Messages become increasingly threatening and end up as sadistic murder-suicide threats against my family if I don’t answer her
>Delete my entire online presence and buy a gun
>Still find myself shivering when I’m alone

Fuck internet dating. 99% of the people who use it are fucked in the head.

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I went to a national park with my girlfriend. She's not outdoorsy at all and gets pretty bad allergies at certain times of the year so we went early winter so she could see the wildlife with minimal pollen. She got a runny nose as soon as we stepped out of the car that turned into phlegm/congestion by the time we made it to the map in the parking lot, and got bit by a spider on her hand while at the map. Partway down the trail to the lake/picnic area she slipped in some mud and fell on our plastic water jug breaking it and cutting her arm, landing near an ant hill so she got bit on her lower back. We had a lunch packed with some drinks so she insisted on eating before going back to the car. Being the overly cautious one I had an antiseptic rinse and gauze in my pack which was a makeshift treatment until we got to the first aid kit in my car. After eating she twisted her ankle on loose gravel walking on an incline to the trash can so I had to carry all our stuff and her piggy back for about 1.5 miles. After I cleaned and treated her arm and ankle I saw she had mosquito bites covering her neck and arms. The next time I saw her the mosquito bites were bloody and raw from her scratching them. The only good things out of that experience were I got a hell of a workout and got to walk about 45 minutes with tits against my back.

Met this girl for coffee many years ago, she wouldn't stop talking about this terrible movie she was making, rambled on about breaking the fourth wall. She was surprising a really boring person.

I had a one night stand once, where it was both my and the girl's birthday, and she told me to cum in her raw, so that she could get pregnant, so she could suck our son's dick.

So that was pretty weird.

Met girl on OkCupid.
Asked her out to dinner.
She showed up with 6 people.
They're all druggies.

holy shit the same exact thing happened to me this past month, the only date i’ve landed on tinder so far

>match with random girl
>short back and forth, i bring up recent movies as a conversation topic
>she asks me if i want to go to the theatres with her
>didn’t think i’d get this far
>agree to meet up and get food first

she was quiet as hell, leaving me (terrible at talking to people) to carry the convo for the first 15-ish minutes

she was pretty damn cute tho, and the movie was good

Her phone dies half an hour before we're supposed to meet at the restaurant.

I get there and wait for her.
Half an hour later, right as I'm thinking I got stood up,
She comes walking out of the restaurant with some other guy. She got there before me, saw someone she knew and I guess she forgot we had a date.

Hot af

What we do for wamen ammirite.

Had a blind date.
But since she was pretty, I got anxious and that fucked everything up. Girls truly have no sympathy for weakness or mistakes on the first date. She was also exactly the type of girl I would have liked to have a relationship with. I tried to get her to give me a second chance a few days later, but obviously that pushed her away.

every date ive ever been on was the worst date ive ever been on, because it was always with the wrong girl

Once I had a date and I arrived late because my train was delayed. I even sent him a message to warn him I would be late because of this, but when I got there, he was all "wow, I'm so glad you came, I thought you were gonna ghost me and that would make me pretty mad, you don't want to see me mad". Total psycho material. Needless to say, I proceeded to ghost him. He did it to himself.

I'm gonna go against the grain and say go for it because it will help you get better at talking to women, what else do you have to lose?

That sucks user, but if you get the video...tell me, alright?

>I'm also afraid and horribly turned off by bad smells, which I was afraid of with fatso.
I'm the same way and I've been kind of looking to get with a heavier chick just to have around incase I need a quick nut bust but this is the main thing holding me back. How common is it for fat girls to smell bad?

He sounds like a cuck

this fucking site

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>She starts talking about 9/11 and how the government did it. Not only is she fat but also dumb.

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what happened after that? did you keep dating?

>that would make me pretty mad, you don't want to see me mad"
People like that actually exist

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>girl doesn't show up to dates twice because she forgot, so I ghost her
>run into her a month later, I tell her I'm seeing another girl
>she says she's a bit jealous and it's too bad
>run into her yet again later
>she's touchy, coming close, asking me questions all the time, very attentive
>think fuck it and ask her out again
>she says yes
>actually shows up
>she asks if this is a date, I say yeah
>talk for an hour
>you're so nice and smart user I would like to be friends with you
>what the fuck woman

Does it ever work to lie about having a girlfriend?
Wouldn't that just make you that much weirder?

It was actually true, I was on two dates with another girl in the meantime and we agreed on meeting again

Maybe I should try it again if the situation allows it.
The last time I lied about my sex life, I ended up bonding with a guy over it and it was so fucking weird.
Basically, I told him that I have slept with 2 people, but the last one gave me an STD, so I wasn't interested in him setting me up with people.
Turned out, he had the same STD and he wanted to be friends with me because of that.
Don't know why I thought this was a good idea, I guess it was easier than telling him the truth.

tl;dr my first date ever, I had no interest on the girl. Still crucial step into loosening up social awkwardness

She’s stupid. Lost the chance to marry the Incredible Hulk.

>in school "date"
>in the gym, but not gym class, I forget what it was, maybe a presentation
>girl I have classes with tells me that we're on a date now and as such I have to watch her purse and other stuff
>Tell her that I no interest in her and certainly won't be watching her stuff
>She leaves it there anyway
>After some time passes, I move to the other side of the room on the bleachers
>Afterwards she comes up to me and yells that it was all stolen and that I'll never get a date with anyone in my entire life and that I'll die before I'm 25. also that I hate women and have no decency
>tell her "ok" or something similar
>one of her friends comes up and then they reveal that it wasn't stolen and that I failed the boyfriend test
>next day in class, she's sitting behind me and jabbing me her fake fingernails. It's during a test. It hurts, but I say nothing and finish the test and leave class.
>look at self at full length mirror at home, I have minor puncture wounds all over
>next day, I tell her how I felt about her doing that
>she replies, "you shouldn't have made me mad"
>This was junior high.
>couple years pass, gets pregnant as a high school freshman
>gets an abortion
>drug overdose suicide shortly after

Not that terrible but I'm not exactly experienced so I guess it counts.
>be abroad at a bar
I'm not really the type to go to bars or clubs so it's a little foreign for me
>share a table with other tourist girls because it was a tiny little place but packed
>chat a little with them, mostly with one of them
>they're about to leave and thanks to what I assume was liquid courage I asked the one I was talking to if she's busy tomorrow
I was on the last 2 or 3 days of my trip so I figured why not, I hadn't any plans and she looks at the very least alright, worst case scenario I just hang out with someone.
>agree to meet up at a train station at a part of the city she suggested
>she comes out
>think to myself "ah, she did not look quite as bad in the dark, smoky bar when I had some alcohol in me"
>fuck it whatever, I'll at least enjoy this as a not date, and maybe I'm exaggerating.
>turns out she's kind of shallow and boring too, like that stereotype of an American college hipster, so I didn't even end up enjoying her company
>and to top it all off it was raining real fucking hard
At least now I know I have the confidence to ask someone out, I guess.