Divorce Lawyer

it will vary state to state, but generally you are entitled to everything you own before you were married. anything that you acquired after marriage is called Marital property and she is entitled to half that. That means any money you earned as well as any money she earned. Any appreciation in investments as well.

Alimony may be awarded if she doesn't have an education or a job right now. Child support will be calculated according to a formula, whichever your state uses.

well if you work closer to the money you will make more. in any field. my advice is just to stay in whatever field you are in. you like prosecution? well good. stick with it. every time you change paths in career, or location, or friends, you set yourself back. just stay. stay stay stay and develop a work ethic until you are fucking successful. if you want to make a change, do it early. go to new york, or LA, or miami, make a city your home base, thats where the money is.

thanks, sound advice

Because most women are fat unless you live in a third world country?

prob has fat secretary

How can I fuck my public defender?

yea my secretary is also fat divorced woman

by winning a case

Plead guilty.

They haven't offered a plea. I'm facing 35-life if found guilty. I haven't had sex in 9 years and she's the only woman I have any contact with. How do I seduce her? I have often thought about fucking her in her office. I used to only see her in court in her fem suit but one day I met her in her office and she was wearing a very feminine dress and she looked so good. She's not married or engaged, no ring, and not sure if she has a boyfriend. She is so petite which is my type.

Lawyers are parasites that deserve the rope and a light pole along with the niggers, kikes, and fags

see you in court..

35 to life? wtf

researchgate.net/publication/11223249_Obesity_in_Malaysia

>Malaysia is Asia’s fattest country

Sexual conduct with a minor

Tells us some stories. Any guys get cucked hard? Women btfo?

I'm guessing the minor was under 14

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We're getting off track. I just want to fuck my public defender. It's got to be some kind of thrill for her right? Fucking her client who is a danger to society?

Since when was tucker carlson a cia nigger

No, I assumed it was a young kid based on your potential 35 to life sentence.

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well since you're a kiddie diddler you have pretty much 0 chance unless you rape her
go rot in prison dumbshit

>35 to life

Child rapists like you don't usually make it more than a couple of years due to the regular beatings, rapes, and abuse at the hands of other inmates.

You might as well KYS now and save yourself.

>Sexual conduct with a minor
user, what happened?
Did you get setup, like the dude from DEFCAD or did you go full Chris Hanson pedo?

pull the trigger and blink out of existence please

Calm down burgers. Let's get the story from him first.
CIA and ATF niggers pulled a fast one on Cody Wilson, the dude behind the 3D printed guns. He ordered an escort online, and the glow niggers sent him a 17 year old.
He's facing serious time, even though he didn't sleep with her nor did he even go out looking for minors.
>fortune.com/2018/09/24/3d-gun-printing-cody-wilson/

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stop being sexually degenerate

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i'm guessing over entitled fat cunts are the problem
they obviously can't reason that they shouldn't be gross messes
princess epidemic strikes again

>muslim shitskin degenerate who worships muh hommet - a child raping savage
>it's cool bruh, the child rapist did nothing wrong

kek

Nice trips
>stop being sexually degenerate
When did I fucking advocate for degeneracy you thick cunt?
There's a difference between being a degenerate who has to pay to get his PP touched and a pedo. We're trying to establish what exactly OP is facing time for.
If he diddled a 7 year old, then fuck him. If he got entrapped by glow niggers, then we can have some sympathy for him.

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>Burger projecting his sexual fantasies of child rape
>Not even bothering to read my comment
The absolute state of burger education.

Work for state/feds for 5-8 years, learning how the system works, then join private. It will be like getting a 400% raise doing the same shit..

they keep them separated and put the pedos with other pedos... that is why so many child rapist niggers are on sexual predator lists the ones reported and caught anyway.

>DA in a mostly white state
>a super-majority of cases are against niggers
>have to throw most them out because there's so much minor shit that it would be like throwing tar into the entire system if I allowed the majority of these into court
Not exaggerating, we only had one issue of bikes being stolen in mass quantity in this entire state since the 1990s, and it was a 40 year old Mexican who was actually taking the bikes apart and selling the parts. Ever since we started getting niggers in from California I have to deal with a case of 10-20 bikes being stolen by five or six separate niggers every single year.
They don't do anything with them, they let the bikes sit in their yards and just break the fucking things so frequently they have to steal them in bulk. We use to get the majority of these cases on the thief being in possession of mass quantities of drugs but now if they weren't a prior felon we can't really use it in court, so now we have to let bike thieves pretty much be out again after a day since all our jails are full of fucking niggers and spics.
Fuck Kate Brown.

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lol she looks younger rather than older....

Wtf did u do degenerate

A nigger stole my bike from school in 8th grade. Nigger was dumb enough to ride it back to school the next day and get busted that was how I found out it was a nigger. Then he said to the administration it was his bike. I was amazed how fucked up niggers are and have learned and experienced plenty more of nigger shit since then. I don't think he ever really got in trouble either because of nigger pity love.

>loyalty and hard work will earn rewards

Truly terrible boomer tier advice. The only way to make money as a prosecutor is to be a private attorney and get contracts as criminal city attorneys. Each contract will pay your firm ~$100k for smaller cities. Get four of these contracts; one court day a week for each and fifth day for admin work.

Yeah I remember some little somali kid at my highschool stealing peoples shit and he started crying and throwing a fit when he got found out so they didn't do anything about it except give the shit back.

I translated and did office bitch stuff in a family law firm. Most miserable experience. Everyone was cool but the cases are depressing. I met a guy who was being fucked over by his wife and she was purposely slowing down the process because she knew he was running out of money and eventually wouldn't be able to afford a lawyer. His spirit was broken.
Also, legal assistants are usually young QTs with a bit of drive. Shouldn't go for old ones who think they run the show.

14 year olds can't be public defenders though