Hey, I asked on /b/, got nothing so now I want to ask here. Anyone know how I can fake a degree/diploma? I thought about buying ones from other countries since it would much harder to prove I dont go there as well as it cant be verified by 3rd party softwares companies use to check. Also any info on how you or someone you know got caught.
Faking a degree/diploma
Lucas Young
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Kevin Harris
How about you put in the work instead?
Xavier Perez
"How about you put in the work instead?" No, lmao why the fuck would I? College costs alot and its a scam at this point. If i get a good job I dont plan on slacking off and doing the bare minimum.
Jayden Allen
If you don't want to put on the work, then enjoy living as a wageslave
Josiah Rogers
No, I'll put in the work in at the job also of i can spend 100 dollars on a fake degree and lie on my resumé to get the job that someone has spent tens of thousands, worked hard and put the time in then that's the definition of working smarter not harder. Also if I am willing to do more like lie and do all this sneaky shit then I was the one at the end of the day who wanted it more then anyways.
Aaron Parker
Unironically this.
Luis Lewis
If you're in a Western country you can't unless it's working for a shitty company or a supermarket.
Faked my degree for a year as I had to repeat, got found out when they were doing a random check. Even though I was their top employee and had been promoted I was still fired, they didn't report me for fraud because I'd worked so well.
Buying a degree is just a scam, Chinese companies will just send you a badly photoshopped degree and charge you $700. If you go through a "fake" University then all the company will do is Google it and see that it is fake.
Noah Rodriguez
>learn french
>get a fake french degree
>get a fake ID, move to another state and pretend to be a new immigrant
also practice your accent, un americanize the way you speak.
Mason Miller
>thinking this will work
At this point I just want to know where you want to work that would preclude you without a degree, but you think you legitimately don’t need the education to do.
Aaron Jenkins
Also, have you ever played Shadowrun?
In that game you need licenses for most bullshit. The quality, “rating” of your license is basically directly proportional to how much you spend.
At $100, you would probably get a “rating 1” equivalent, which gets 1d6 against 6d6 odds.
Cooper Hall
One of the more enjoyable threads on this board in a while - please keep posting everybody.
Dominic Watson
Anyways to add to my comment:
You don't get a fake degree or diploma from some shady country or business but instead you fake one.
Get your hands on a copy of a degree from whatever university and then recreate it on a computer - purchase document paper and a high quality laser printer and then you have a degree.
At least in my field no place ever actually calls the university to see if its genuine enough - if you can pass whatever test they throw at you you will get hired.
Juan Ortiz
I dont know about your country but here in UK, I've been putting a degree on my CV for years and no one has ever questioned it. As long as its not something specific like 'submarine engineering', you should be fine. Just check that the uni you chose had the course you speak of, and that's all.
Xavier Bell
>be me
>meet qt3.14 Japanese girl
>move to Japan for one year to work and experience her culture
>get offered the first job I applied for
>user, we just need your graduation certificate to process you so you can get a working visa
>me internally: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>me: oh I left that in Australia, I'll get it faxed over
>go home and photoshop one myself
>my photoshop skills are so bad even a monkey could see it's fake
>fax it to one of those old shitty faxes that were almost illegible and would go black if the paper got too warm
>take it in
>no questions asked
>one of five teachers ou that of about 120 who got an award for teaching excellence lol
That was a fun year of my life.
Dominic Baker
Will Diploma mills work for government jobs like teaching; and If i get found out will i get arrested?
James Barnes
what makes you think that you won't be fired on the spot after you accidentally set your whole workplace on fire while simultaneously flooding it because you have no idea what you're doing since you have no qualifications to work there?
Nathan Sanchez
Is that the type of thing you learn in college? Could explain the path of burning structures I have left in my wake.
Samuel Moore
>if you can pass whatever test they throw at you you will get hired.
That honestly is the key. You've gotta have the skills to do it and the competence to survive the interviewing process.
Yes, someone smart could probably do it. Most people who fake degrees and outright lie on their resumes (i.e., not just puff shit up, but flat out put fake shit, fake certificates, fake degrees, fake jobs) are not that smart.
Connor Wood
You can't get a teaching certificate without a transcript. For you retards out there, people don't usually ask to see your diploma.
Mason Price
>teaching
No. They caught onto that shit hardcore about 30 years ago. There are still people who are in the profession who have diploma mill degrees, but they are really careful about hiring them now.
>arrested
Depends on how much you lie. Real "diploma mills" don't really exist anymore (i.e., places that you send money and they send a degree). Nowadays places need to be accredited before they'll let you take the certification exam. So then when you go to take the exam, they find out you went to an unaccredited school, they reject your application. They may also fine you and bar you from taking the certification exam for a period. And every other state will ask about prior discipline, so you've gotta tell them about getting busted, even after you've gone back and gotten a real degree.
It's a real big fucking risk with jobs that require professional licenses like teaching, medicine, law...
Levi Ward
If you cant even quote on Jow Forums properly theres no hope for you
Jack Rivera
Kek, this. Forty years ago shit was different though, you'd be surprised. My dad had to bring in his diploma someplace once.
Robert Bailey
How do you feel about being fined and going to prison for lying on your resume?
Robert White
Ohhh... But lets say that I didnt plan on being a lawyer... But i was just going to meth out and study the fucking shit out of law, and try the exam? I stand a chance at becoming a lawyer out of nowhere?
Daniel Adams
Lie about it, don't bother getting one.
It's what I did and I didn't even go to college, I just applied to a some fancy shmancy investment firm and I get to travel between New York and Dubai, have a Mercedes and I can afford to pay for my wedding without a single after thought.
Fake it till you make it.
Aaron Johnson
I think there are one or two states still where you can take the bar exam without a law degree. In those states you need to have studied under a practicing lawyer for a number of years, like an apprenticeship.
Oddly, if you're good at memorization and don't get test anxiety, you could spend three or four months reading outlines and taking practice tests such that you could absolutely pass the bar exam in a lot of states. It's not as hard as most people think.
Oliver Bennett
How about taking online classes from a decent school.
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Despite it saying professors fearing here a lot of them just want to take a quick class load because they aren’t there to teach lol
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But get it in the sense that sense that some job ask for a degree even though it not technical aspect. They just want know if have the “dedication” or “ discipline ” which why some just take almost an degree and you stand out from a high school drop out.
Lincoln Hill
I'm pretty sure OP is the same guy who, last night, asked about paying someone to take all the coursework for him so he could convert his associate's into a bachelor's.
Carter Robinson
Oh so it’s not time, responsibility, nor money. It’s just pure laziness.
God I still hate myself have anxiety going back my bachelors after getting bidaily migraines in my 1st semester after get my accocitates.
This makes me a little better about myself
Just little
Nicholas Russell
Oh dude, thats actually really amazing; it wouldnt be worth it if is was like South Dakotah though; would I be able to go to other states after i become a Lawyer?
Logan Cook
No lol, that was me.
Henry Mitchell
Shit dude I was writing degrees I thought I had on my resume for months because my school's counseling department was so shitty turns out I had nothing.
Easton Jenkins
It could work but it could not.
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