Just got a call from Google. My idea for free housing paid through advertising has been accepted and will be implemented in Q1 2019.
You all called me a fool. But now I'm just cool.
Great news
Juan Ward
Liam Clark
Explain yourself nigger
Angel Murphy
>free housing paid through ads
>wage slave isn't home except to close eyes and sleep
>ads
>too poor to buy anything advertised
>jews have to keep giving you free money to buy shit, pay for their own ads, and pay for your house
Alexander Rivera
>free housing
I wonder what neighborhood you'll be responsible in destroying.
Cooper Davis
Haha, they will give you a house and then Google will deaccommodatise you for hate speech.
Evan Clark
I'll be the one cleaning up your neighborhood. Don't get it twisted. This won't look like some cyber punk dystopia, it's going to be aesthetic and traditional. It's going to eliminate homelessness by a wide margin.
Dominic Perry
Wait so how does this shit work? Do they put ads in your home and it pays your rent or some shit like that? This sounds like something straight out of black mirror.
Kayden Johnson
Or we could have just pointed the finger at the elite and redistributed the wealth back into the hands of the people. But you think Communism is the solution, which is worse than capitalism...
Luke Thomas
>Wake up to an ad for starbucks on the ceiling
>Take a dump in the bathroom
>Ads for laxatives and stool softeners
>Get a shower
>Ads for women's soap
Sounds like perfect housing... not!
Asher Carter
Oy you're contributing more to the economy goy! Why save money when we can give you toke- money throughout your entire life! Don't worry about anything because we've taken care of it for you.
We're going to have to limit your income in the event you have a child, though, because they increase the carbon footprint and don't help our overpopulation problem. You also won't be able to qualify for our free housing initiative if you can't maintain these requirements. Thanks for your cooperation, and live a happy life!