I want to get an escort. Tired of being a virgin and just want to fuck. What are some good tips?

>if you have standards and don't need to pay for sex you're gay
The anger is strong with this one, perhaps part of why you can never get a girlfriend? Just a thought.

>assumes anyone who disagrees with him has to be the OP

imagine being this narci

Not him but, if women are selling sex... Why wouldn't men buy it? I mean they're out there selling it who's fault do you think that is?

not even involved. but i’m confused at this.

OP, don’t do it. You’re still going to hate yourself after and it’l be like you’re still a virgin.

Me? A narcissist? Nah. If anything a bit of a sociopath.
Because they're fucking disgusting thots, and because if you really really wanna get into a girls pants you just need to be a little manipulative/convincing? I'd rather go through the trouble of getting a girl who doesn't have daddy or drug issues, isn't all used up, then pay for sex with a literal hooker.

Like this guy says it's not even fulfilling like it is with a girl you might actually like. Fucking use your hand if you wanna get off that bad instead of taking a risk like that and pissing money away too.

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Don't make me pull out my katana collection, kid. I'm all jacked up on mountain dew and Doritos and I will let you know what it's like to be in hell. *tips*

That very much depends on your location. Since you didn't specify that at all we can assume you're a Burger. The correct answer in this case is to travel to a country where it's legal or easily available. Take a vacation to, say, Germany or Thailand.

You don't. If you just want to pop yer cherry just go to brothel. Fast, cheaper.
Wear a condom and that's it.
After that, chances if you like it, then go and book an escort.
If you're cheap but witty you can go to bars and get your luck for a nightstand.

Didn't lose my virginity but my first time with an escort went well.

She was Russian and I told her it was my first time with an escort but because of language problems she thought I meant that I was a virgin so she went really out of her way to give me a good first time, constantly changing to new positions for me to try and telling me what to do to make a girl feel good.

Just use a condom and don't perform oral/receive oral without one. I also found out I needed to buy thinner condoms because I couldn't feel shit with the normal ones they give out for free.

Realize losing your virginity wont really make you happy and that you wont change afterwards besides finally having bragging rights to having sex

>What are some good tips?
find a good woman and marry

I'm actually... *pops trench coat collar* ...a sociopath

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I lost my virginity to an escort when I was 24 years old. It was meh. Honestly my hand feels better than PiV with a condom. Condoms are awful.
Blowjobs though! Goddamn do Blowjobs feel good.
My advice is don't smoke if you are a smoker for a a few days prior for a better erection, and try to chill. Anxiety and high blood pressure will give you erectile dysfunction.

I like how you conveniently leave STDs put of the equation

I feel bad for everybody.

I'm sad for the pathetic loser who has to pay for sex, I'm sorry for the prostitute who never dreamed she'd sink so low.

It's a pretty pathetic scene.

I feel bad for the autist that thought he was adding literally anything of worth to the thread with this post.

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Because tinder thots don't have STDs...

Ignore this guy. You can get an ok escort for $200-300. $1,000 is the super high end of escorting, assuming we're talking hourly of course.

You're right. Everyone that fucks will have a chance of getting some sort of STI at some point in their life. I myself have HSV2, but hookers are going to be a much higher risk for OP.

Jerking off feels better than sex with a condom and you don’t want to fuck a whore without a condom. Get a happy ending at a massage parlor.

I don't understand-get a hooker with a condom blowjob and condom fuck. Not that hard and that's it.
Wtf is the std and such? As long you don't kiss her that'd be fine.

>2 days
>1 grand
>lardo sits in a basement counting his parents money

Then get on Tinder OP

Wrong. Why are you lying? Hookers have a much lower chance of having STDs than "normal" girls. Especially slutty ones from tinder.

Dude, you don't have to be buff McFaggot to get pussy. I don't know why you guys get it in your head that you have to be total gym-rat alpha male to slay pussy.

Just be in alright shape, be a laid back guy. That's what girls like.

The biggest mistake you could do is asking other girls what girls like. Girls don't know what they like and will always give you wrong advice.

Even worse than asking girls is asking your mom. I did that mistake when I was a teenager.

Also, just as bad is asking advice from bitter virgin manchildren of Jow Forums who think they are "redpilled".

Well it's half and half.

When I was in high school I really liked this cute chick. I was super nice to her and she wanted nothing more than to be my best friend. There was another chick, equally as cute that came along a few months later. I was a dickhead to her, not on purpose. I never called her back, never was at home when she showed up. Pretty much a piece of shit boyfriend. I couldn't for the life of me get rid of this chick, she always came back. It taught me a very important lesson, for some reason young, dumb chicks like being treated like shit.

It just sucks for someone like me. The girls I actually like don't like me. The girls I kinda like and treat like shit I can't get rid of.

2 days pay, is that so much cheap?
How much does it cost to fuck an escort?

150 dollars for 30 minutes to fuck average looking women here in la suisse

soprano-club.ch/

OP, what are your reasons for deciding to pay for an escort as opposed to just picking someone up at a local bar or meeting someone on Tinder? There's nothing wrong with paying for sex, but as others in this thread have already advised, STDs are definitely a heightened issue when obtaining the services of an escort.Not to mention, you may be unnecessarily spending money on an experience you can't guarantee you'll enjoy.

>what are your reasons for deciding to pay for an escort as opposed to just picking someone up at a local bar or meeting someone on Tinder?
One of those is significantly more difficult for your average male. Especially for the same league in looks.

>OP, what are your reasons for deciding to pay for an escort as opposed to just picking someone up at a local bar or meeting someone on Tinder?
Not OP but if like me you have crippling social anxiety those things are basically unthinkable. I still live with my parents in the country and there are no bars around. I'm not good looking and cant imagine any girl would be interested in a guy drinking on his own. How many rejections would you have to go through? And I dont have any "cool pictures" to put on tinder because I have no social media or social life.

So thats why I lost my virginity to an escort