Okay, this is epic

Aren't they protected under right to bear arms ?

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sad. how are teen supposed to rack themselves without them?

Sword fights on the streets of new york soon please.

Unfortunately, this is how most people see us.

NOW MAKE PISTOL LICENSES UNCONSTIRUTIONAL YOU FUCKS!

Which do you mean? BoobnVagenes or Nunchuck Users? If it's the latter then that is understandable. Maybe if you werent a faggot and got a real weapon instead, then people wouldn't think of you like that.

So these were banned? What about genuine maces and flails? Because a true flail is a fucking beast of a weapon with training. Much more than chucks, which are just poor-man's flails.

It’s good hand/arm exercise and it’s sort of meditative.

At least we don't need licenses for knives like the bongs.

I'm been saying this for years, "keep and bear arms" means ALL personal weapons.

No, that applies to firearms only. Well, at least, that's how courts interpret it.

> Basing constitutional law on a specific technology
Cringe and stupid desu

Banning bans is unconstitutional

You can't turn your lights off on the weekend faggot

and uhhh what was the case that brought this to the courts attention?

I want to read about who this based bruce lee muthafucka is goin round NYC nunchucking ppl in the face.

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the issue is there are no nunchuck/random item lobbies, so legislatures can sneak in stupid laws like that without resistance. recently, at least, there's been a lot of movement in the way of changing stupid knife laws. but yeah it's ultimately up to how hard you want to fight it in court and how leftist the particular court is.

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>NY state tried to ban 2 sticks on a thread

There is no right to bear bans.

>and uhhh what was the case that brought this to the courts attention?

>COWABUNGA, DUDE!

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Oy vey, beware of the slippery slope!

Actually I don't believe that's entirely true or why have swords and knives been protected so much so? Even in California it's legal too carry a sword and everyone knows how restrictive CA is.

fuck

I remember learning how to use these retarded shits. Had to use the foam covered training ones to spar other saps with. Turns out if you swing those hard enough the foam just doesn't cut it :^)

prosecutors that push this sort of BS must have watched too many kung fu movies
those deadly sticks are banned in UK for no apparent reason

The origin of the term arms did not come from guns, though.

Arms is short for armaments which comes from the Latin term armamentum which is from the term armare which means to arm meaning to give weapons. Basically it is derived from two Latin terms meaning to give weapons or weapons.

Arms means armaments. The Founding Fathers and their armies still used swords and knives and other shit.

Founding Fathers could all speak Latin as well.

Question I have though, does the 2nd amendment protect defensive armaments like your average shield?

People always talk about offense but what about armor and shields? Did the Founding Fathers say Defensive Armaments was also a right as well or only Offensive Armaments?

really? since when?
years ago when i was a student i knew someone who was obsessed with them and went out and bought a set
he was trying to impress everyone by swinging them around until he accidentally hit a table with one end and it rebounded and hit him in the face. gave him a nasty cut right by his eye

dude you just said what armaments were
what the fuck do you think

The ONLY person I EVER hurt with a pair of nunchucks has been myself. How the fuck was this thing ever considered a weapon?

Old people in government in the 1970s-1990s watching their grandkids watch kung-fu movies and ninja turtles and believing fairy tales.

Hey, it's not as bad as Eurofags banning the word "ninja" from videogames and cartoons in the 80s.

>Eurofags banning the word "ninja" from videogames and cartoons in the 80s
Elaborate

Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles
Ninja Gaiden renamed to Shadow Warriors

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Meanwhile in the UK...

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I mean why?

not true, any idiot could swing that thing and crack your skull in one hit.

too violent for our gentle 1980s european sensibilities

Western Europe was more sexually liberal but opposed to violence than the US, whereas the US was more tolerant of violence than sex.
Overall I don't know why Eurofag politicians hated ninjas, especially considering they're of so tolerant of Islam of all the goddamn things. At least ninjas work in secret. Perhaps having two world wars destroy your nations and basically make all your fighting men extinct will do that to you.

>oh so tolerant

This is how the police in the UK makes money right? Finding abandoned tools, bike parts, sports equipment etc and reselling it?

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fucking FINALLY

they made me switch to this stupid fucking grappling hook, years of training on nunchuks and they made them illegal. cant wait to dump this fag grappling hook in a landfill

Here. Chances are of they try to use it on you, they will prob get smaked in the back of the head if they dont know how to use it. Source: the back of my head and sometimes balls and hips.

Here. Chances are of they try to use it on you, they will prob get smaked in the back of the head if they dont know how to use it. Source: the back of my head and sometimes balls and hips. I also used to have ones made of rebar.

Try a boomerang instead. Also known as a zoomerang if you're under 20 years of age.

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In the Founding Fathers day you could privately own a naval warship, which would basically be the modern equivalent of owning an AC-130 or some shit, and none of them saw a problem with it. They didn't give a shit what youwned.

Whoops

Triple dubbed and based.

>tf when no ninja gf with oral fixation

not sure what in the fuck is going on anymore. their twitter feed is fucking ridiculous.

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Check out the fucking digits on Mumbles here.

Where does it say firearms in the second amendment?
>Arms: weapons and ammunition; armaments.
The founding fathers don't get enough credit, they future proofed a lot of the bill of rights. If somehow, some way, in the future guns are now obsolete to a new weapon then guess what, it is protected under the second amendment.

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This is justifying the rest of their taxpayer provided budget for sure.

>any idiot could swing that thing and crack your skull in one hit
Same with any reasonably hard, heavy object.. Guess they should ban hammers too

Those policemen must be subhuman diversity hires. Would explain the massive decline in quality.

>Sir, you can't leave your door open when working. This isn't 2012. Remember niggers?
Yes, i want you to open and close, lock and unlock the door for each individial brick you take out of the car.

In French, which is latin based and influenced English, arme means weapon too.

If a cop did that here, I would unironically file a theft report against them.

AHAHAHAHA, This is the worst one yet.
Upstanding citizen trusting and implying there's safety around the police?
Time to teach him a lesson, but first, let me blogpost about it.

Only thing worth taking is the ladder up top, anyway.

rare

trusting police won't steal anything they can lay their paws on

>oi m8 wut do u fink we do here? some sort of policeman-ing or summat? u avin a laff m8?

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Every Bobby I've ever seen looks like I would destroy their face if I so much as love-tapped them one time. Why should the citizenry even be afraid of these bean-queens?

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Is that some other archaic American law ?

>Why should the citizenry even be afraid of these bean-queens?
Thing is, they aren't.

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>hire tiny women as police officers
>act surprised when they can't hold their own

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>#ProtectTheProtectors
What a fucking joke. This is the kind of weakness that gets held up as the ideal in modern society. Everyone struggling to be the biggest, weakest victim. No wonder we're so easily stepped on. God speed, bongs. You don't deserve this shit.

Democrats see shit in movies and panic about it. There's at least one city the specifically bans the Glock 7, despite the fact that it literally only exists in Die Hard 3.

> banning two sticks held together with a piece of rope

When are they going to declare Cuomo's SAFE Act as unconstitutional?

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>#ProtectTheProtectors

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As soon as they deport all the nonwhites.

honestly though who really needs guns when you have nunchucks.

Well regulated dojo

being necessary for the honor of a free clan

Why is it either or with everyone?

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The right of the ninja

Maybe I'm an an old fat but this here looks like a

Cccccombo breaker

sharr not be infringed!

(((Interpret)))

imagine the training required for these, they are even bolt action.

Because they only target elderly women.
youtube.com/watch?v=yetn742Rq9g

you literally just swing it like a club. Nunchuku are for clubbing people into submission. Quarterstaff has a better manual of arms and actual defensive actions and range control, of course a rod that equals your height is a lot different from a farm tool used to beat grain from the chaff.

courts are fucking stupid, arms = weapons, specificly weapons of military use. AR-15 with 30rnd mags is exactly what the 2nd Amendment intends because that is the standard weapon of the US Military, well the US Army uses the M4A1 Carbine which is select fire for full auto, which should be also allowed.

It is allowed if you have the right license.

Which is better than England's "if you want a gun then you don't deserve a license for it"
youtube.com/watch?v=GwKThyMmi7I

>Overall I don't know why Eurofag politicians hated ninjas
jews fear the Samurai.
>why would globalist politicians want to hide the philosophy of Nippon Assasians from the general public

thats 2 dildos tied together...

Kalabunga!

It's virtually impossible to get a full auto made after 1986. Unless you are a manufacturer selling to law enforcement or the government.

I've always been curious about this - what are the laws regarding full auto guns in US?
I constantly see people say it's impossible to get one, but there's hundreds of murricans shooting full auto on youtube.

All the strong men left to explore other countries and conquer.
What's left of Euroland are the weakest links that never made first string.