I'm drunk as can be. AMA

I'm drunk as can be. AMA.

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Suck a dick or u gay

What's it like to feel the need to announce your degeneracy to the world like a 16 year old.

Can I ask you a question?
Do you have a sticky note of the jannies schedules?

Good I guess

No

Idk man I'm not really attracted to men

You can always be drunker

In the process of doing so

What night is it ? it's fucking Monday night right?Lmfao

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Fuck off leaf. I'm rich I just don't get much attention from females and I get drunk or high whenever possible so I post here a lot.

I'm rich too, and I choose to fuck with you.

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What do you think of Australia? Lay some poon on us

IM SO GAAAYYYYYY

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I would fuck you too if you're a qt twink to be quite honest

What is your name?

Robert

Jk I am if they are qt twinks

well i'm not rich, but i do that anyway..hic...burp

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I think you're a cool white country with high living standards and a top-tier climate. Would visit/10.

Jon Hamm literally went to my high school to be honest

I am.

Thanks for the hard-on babe

If you're really a qt twink I want to fuck you so hard that all the cum I've been saving up in the past few days is deposited in your ass.

Nice to meet you Robert. What's going on in your life currently?

Thaaats right, keep thinking those faggoty thoughts. Keep your mind brainwashed with unholy degenerative gay sex.

You're gonna fuck my twink ass my dude. I'll make it happen!

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I visited your country last winter (January-February 2018) but you're people were so tall compared to me I basically didn't have a chance. But I love your country :)

your*

And I have a 4.0 GPA at a top uni in the U.S. so I'm trying to male lots of money on wall-street

You're being ironic so fuck you :)

The Russians made this happen.

Forget about him, OP. I can be your twink tonight

God damn I wish I live in Denmark but I don't :(

You can come visit. I'll have everything prepared for you ;)

Fuck nice tease babe. I would pay $100k to fuck a qt blonde twink rn. But I can't :(