You didn't fall of the ass eating meme, did you Jow Forums? You aren't such a meme huffing faggot that you would eat tide pods, so why would you eat shit?
>it's natural
People are getting sick now despite our modern standards of personal cleanliness and medical science. They would have been dropping like flies if ass eating was common in a historical context.
never have and never will eat ass. disgusting.
Do you kiss people when your mouth is full?
Yes it's a psyop. Also spreads intestinal parasites and cholera. There's a good reason cultures across millennia executed sodomites.
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Did it once gf kept asking, made her shower first, haven't since. IDK desu
>Cholera in North America
Confirmed brainlet. You may as well claim it spreads Ebola/Smallpox.
I fell for the BRAP meme and sniffed a girl's butthole about 2 months ago and it smelled so terrible I think I'm gay now.
Help me pls.
I guess I didn't expect it to be so soul-crushingly abhorrent. In the days afterwards it was all I could think about when talking to her, and I ended up distancing myself as fast as possible and I'm pretty sure she knows why. I honestly haven't had any interest in her or any other women since it happened.
I feel like a meme killed my sex drive and I don't know what to do.
There’s poop in there, user. I wouldn’t even stick a finger in, much less my tongue.
Never go ass to mouth.
every guy I've been with has wanted to eat my ass and i can't even stand the thought of it. what the fuck.
My ex gf enjoyed eating mine. She also loved getting defecated on at every opportunity.
Shes a nigger
Nice pasta
when i have sex with my current friend with benefits she's always freshly showered before we meet/hook up and I've always been a huge fan of eating a girls pussy till she cums and moving on to that puckered little pink button was a natural thing to do. It's super sensitive, she goes mental, she's dripping in pussy juice already and lube and it makes my dick beyond diamonds. You guys sound like you might be lacking experience.
well.... then go sniff a guys ass that smells even worse and you re cured from your gayness
Eating ass is bluepilled.
Sniffing ass is redpilled.
Performing oral on a woman in an shape or form is already degenerate and emasculating, but eating ass double so.
whoever you are, I want to eat your ass. as long as you are not a nigger or a spic.
It's an example of the further negrification of the American male.
This, imagine being that much of a beta. I give her a toy and say fuck off
“Eating ass” comes from nigger culture much like all evil things. I wouldn’t go near a butthole but 2 of my former lovers have tried to rim me which was NASTY so I said No. it’s fucked up anons.
Sounds like you need to keep escalating your degenerate nature. I bet you'd fuck a kid if given the opportunity.
This
Giving oral = submitting to a woman
Anal sex is also sick
Don't put your dick or mouth where shit comes from. If you enjoy anal or anal porn you have been intoxicated by jewish fables.
Sex is the closest bonding a couple can do and is the humans abity to create life. An act which is holy.
Having sex with a dirty shit hole where dead decomposed food lies if the same as sacrificing your seed to molech
I think you lot have fallen more for the "toilet paper" meme. I use my shower head as an improv bidet after my regular poop routine and will make sure the entire lower ana cavity is a clean as a whistle before, showering. I used to put steroid cream on my asshole as it got swollen and painful from wiping. I learned about alternative defecation hygiene and i ve never looked back. Not keen camping or anywhere without plumbing.
Look, I've never been that guy and I'm a gentleman in real life but this is /pol and we must uphold tradition so.....
We needs tha proof.
Tits or GTFO
black guys do not eat ass, they don't even eat pussy.
you need to learn to be factual if you intend to be discriminatory.
I once had a Canadian girl who tried to lick my asshole and I punched her in the face
Nigga, nobody's eating fucking ass.
>Giving your woman a plastic bull to cuck you with
Roflmao @ Ur life
I'm a fag. I'm white though.
jesus
go shoot up your school already
heres me chipping in , in a casula and polite way , talking about my experiences and here's some teenage jesus hitler lord skywanker wannabe showing his inferior power levels and resorting to disgusting insults as he has had no life to speak of
Just the idea that someone would want to do anything with an ass in my opinion makes them a fucked up individual. It's disgusting. I mean, it's where shit comes from, that's what it is for. Even if you have some weird brain deficiency and have those weird urges you should still know better and repress them. Hell, I repress my urge to murder people every day, why can't you repress your urge to play with an asshole? Dirty animals.
People who eat ass without involving a shower first are discusting. Thats true of any kind of sex really. But if you havent licked a young, fit girl's ass hole while she gobbles you schlong then you just havent lived
Humans are animals
Pretending Jow Forumstards could ever get that close to a woman
uhhh, who allowed the homosexuals on to /pol?
Post ass. I’ve never wanted to eat ass but maybe there is a reason.
underrated
Oh never mind, it’s because you are all mentally ill degenerates.
Anons with hot, clean women -> I eat that ass.
Anons with fat, dirty women -> It's gross!!
It's a symptom of the porn escalator. People nowadays have been watching so much hardcore pornography that in order to get the "transgressive" thrill they have to try weirder and weirder sex acts. Someone who doesn't watch porn gets aroused by fairly vanilla stuff, like a glimpse of a woman's stocking top or an outline of a nipple through a blouse. Someone who is addicted to porn needs a blowjob to even get hard, and struggles to cum during normal sex unless he is imagining something transgressive like a rape or incest. He wants to try weirder stuff like anilingus in the hope that it will provide the thrill and excitement that a healthy man would get from regular sex with his partner.
Holy shit no wonder White men are because such useless pussy virgin neets. Real men eat pussy AND ass you fucking faggot.
I'm ashamed of it but it's my fetish.
APPLES FOR FOOD
NOT FOR LEWD
DELET
*becoming
this
I came home with my meat. I had the front of his body I liked best. His monkey and pee wees and a nice little fat behind to roast in the oven and eat. I made a stew out of his ears -- nose -- pieces of his face and belly. I put onions, carrots, turnips, celery, salt and pepper. It was good.
Then I split the cheeks of his behind open, cut off his monkey and pee wees and washed them first. I put strips of bacon on each cheek of his behind and put them in the oven. Then I picked 4 onions and when the meat had roasted about 1/4 hour, I poured about a pint of water over it for gravy and put in the onions. At frequent intervals I basted his behind with a wooden spoon. So the meat would be nice and juicy.
In about 2 hours, it was nice and brown, cooked through. I never ate any roast turkey that tasted half as good as his sweet fat little behind did. I ate every bit of the meat in about four days. His little monkey was a sweet as a nut, but his pee-wees I could not chew. Threw them in the toilet.
>it smelled so terrible I think I'm gay now
How does it help?
you're one step away from naming the Jew goy. watch yourself
filthy faggot
i enjoy this pasta
This
I like the look and feel of an ass but the actual rectum is off limits. I want nothing to do with it.
This should be common sense.
Faggot detected.
>school
Sorry kid, that's long over with. No difference to me when it comes to degeneracy. Go ahead, go out there and find a little boi to have fun with. Get your experiences, you know you're going down that road eventually. Your disjointed reply was so telling. I bet you spend a lot of time on /b/ and /gif/ looking for those special posts that stay up for a bit before the jannies cull them. "School". Look at yourself, still a young man and already at peak degeneracy by eating ass. Truthfully, schoolboy, where can you go from that for your kinks?
back in my day only niggers ate ass
everyone thought it was disgusting
as usual nigger culture seeping into the mainstream
No, no you didn't.
Anal sex with a woman is honorable. It's the holy grail.
lmao imagine having a libido this low
must be the ssris
Just imagine having no self control. Like an animal or a nigger.
I’m not putting my mouth on anyone’s arsehole. Pussy only
H O U S T O N
please, we monica lewinsky lovers call it rimming
it's how we profane ourselves before our masters
Eating a woman's asshole is the ultimate neg. She'll be incredibly embarrassed but at the same time aroused. She'll begin to associate you with feelings of pleasure and inferiority. Throw in a few vague moans evoking pleasure or disgust and it will amplify the effect.
that's a naughty ass apple
my roastie gf has had a lot of dick, but claims I'm the first to have my dick up her pooper.
She let guys put in butt-plugs.
I don't know if she's lying or not, but at this point I don't care since she lets me fuck her ass and takes care of cleaning it properly, inside and out.
Don't eat ass or pussy. It causes high risk of throat and mouth cancer later in life. Also, if you suck pussy you'll suck anything.
kek
>Eating pussy results in acidic discharge being expelled onto your face, causing erosion over time.
>eating ass causes you to get intestinal worms and possibly aids.
We've been right all along folks, missonary for the sole purpose of creation is the way to go.
Sorry bro, some asses are just meant to be eaten.
all these perversions are just smug porno jews seeing how far they can push degeneracy and idiots ate it up literally
Dude, you had a normal response. You shouldn't be turned off from the rest of the woman though that's taking it too far. You're just in a state of shock because you were tricked by the jew to do something something awful. Use this opportunity to get angrier at jews, but don't let them break your love for women.
based brapsniffer
It makes more sense to do the school shooting after you graduate. Otherwise you really hurt your chances of getting a good job since all you’ll have is a GED.
Do whatever you like with your husband/wife. If you touch any other person sexually before marriage or during marriage, you are a pathetic jewed up nigger.
THIS
>Eating pussy results in acidic discharge being expelled onto your face, causing erosion over time.
I'm gonna call bullshit on that one
checkd, I guess sodomy is still a sin after all. thanks jesus
It is called going Greek for a reason buds.
I don't think OP means eating in the literal sense.
being a faggot is just ew
Going down on pussy is alright if she just showered, but for the love of god you don't suck the pussy, that's nasty. You focus mostly around the clitoral hood, the actual clitoris if she's very turned on, and right around the top of the vagina.
Seconded. Wouldn't that acid slowly burn your dick off too?
Haha this happened to me too.
I was ok with sniffing and eating ass, but some asses smell worse than others. I had a few recently that made me decide to be single the rest of my life and go mgtow.. sorry white race.
ITT: some idiot thinks the phrase 'eating ass' means you literally set down, and eat a load of shit.
I suppose you think 'Eating pussy' involves a lot of eating as well?
It's prison homosexual culture. I have no idea why the media Jews are obsessed with it.
>I think I'm gay now.
but gays only have ass
do people not thoroughly clean their insides out before sex?
I was eating ass before I ever watched ass eating porn..
See, the kicker is thinking about burying my face between two giant butt cheeks on a fat bubble butt makes me DIAMONDS.
If it gets you off it gets you off.. Better be clean otherwise NO DEAL.
If you eat dirty ass you're an idiot.
FRESH OUT THE SHOWER OR NO ASS.
junior soprano eats sushi
Kek
It does you fucking fag. Thats how disease spreads. You get a bullet too
It's best to do it right after she takes a shit because it amplifies the shame.
if you haven't eaten female ass, you're prolly still a virgin. just saying
>What is washing your face
You fucking retard.
Fucking this