You're losing Jow Forums
You and Tucker will be shut down
You're losing Jow Forums
Carter Cruz
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Luke Green
Jose Torres
No. (((you))) are losing. You're making it painfully obvious to the entire fucking world that this is a war between corporations and humanity.
Eli Wood
inb4 tucker loses everything and reads siege
Henry Adams
Can someone double-check if this is true. I will boycott Bowflex and Ihop if it is.
Colton Robinson
>when feminists boycott products
>"YOU ARE PATRIARCHY!"
>when the same products of patriarchy boycott media
>"MAGA BTFO"
Ok im lost now, who is supporting and representing the patriarchy now?
Bentley Watson
>nerdwallet
Adam Wood
It’s hilarious how alt-right low watt failures worship shabbos goy Tucker. Muh Overton window, trust-fund Tucker is /ourguy/ and dog whistles 8-9 PM EST on News Corp’s Fox News! Mr. Carlson please use your boarding school education and 15 million dollar salary from a global mass media conglomerate to explain to us how "elites" are ruining America lol
Look, I know Tucker. Frankly, it's flat out hilarious that he, of all the filthy rich cosmopolitan news actors on tv, accuses anyone of upper class elitism. He is the son of a US Ambassador and heir to the Swanson frozen food fortune. Raised in the most exclusive California bubbles, then a 51000$ per year New England boarding school, onto blueblood slacker Trinity College where he studied Russian and was groomed by the CIA to be a spy. He is a classic old money Good Shepherd spook and a total arrogant snob who knows how to stir up anger in flyover state maga losers because he looks down his nose at you all more than anyone
Carlson was born with the silverest of silver spoons, has to credit everything he has to his rich parents, and sends his kids to posh boarding schools, including the oh-so-exclusive Winter ski term in Switzerland costing more than 65000$ for 3 months on top of 51000$ annual tuition, to avoid you peasant commoners. No one is less a man of the people or gives less than a flying fuck about “crazy lefties” or Third World trash taking your shitty jobs and ruining your backwater nobody towns. He’s an opportunist dandy showman feeding you narrow-minded flyover state simpletons dopamine hits as you waste your life away on the sidelines
Noah Miller
This is copy-pasta bait. Don't fall for the shill.
Colton Flores
>literally posts businesses that nobody cares about and offer sub-class products in each of their respective areas
Oh noes guyz
Jeremiah Cooper
>Just for Men
Oh no! I’ll have to start coloring my gray beard hair with a sharpie!
Caleb Brown
Jeremiah White
Mason Gutierrez
When Tucker gets fired he should join TRS. He could bring millions of boomers behind the paywall.
Leo Bailey
We went to school together. I wasn't really friends with him because he was kind of weird, but we talked sometimes and I could barely understand the weird faces he makes when he's trying to make a point. Most of us were just normal kids that kept growing, but he never stopped growing after about 5'2. It was weird. Eventually, I started to hear rumors about him--they were always about strange, sexual stuff. One rumor was that he and sister would have 3 ways with random niggers/shitskins. Another was that he was gay. Another was that he only had one testicle. None of these rumors turned out to be true, as I would later find out. Tucker himself was actually starting the rumors. The thing is though, the reason for the rumors was not to have people talking about him and thus increasing his popularity, the reason was far more sinister. Tuck liked to fuck kids. And he and sister would kidnap children and then make tapes of them fucking and murdering them. I don't know how this guy is allowed to live.
Alexander Scott
International House of Pedoes
Ian Reed
Lol I love how libruls who whine to this day about Joe McCarthy have no problem trying to get people eternally blackballed over differing opinions
Angel Hughes
> (OP)
>Can someone double-check if this is true. I will boycott Bowflex and Ihop if it is.
How am I supposed to get my massive gains if I don't have my rubber band machine backing the Tuck?
Guess I'll have to go with a SoloFlex if this shit keeps up!
Josiah Lewis
> (OP)
>>Just for Men
>Oh no! I’ll have to start coloring my gray beard hair with a sharpie!
Real men use Grecian Formula!
Aiden Rogers
He is trusted, ergo he is allowed to cast spells on the plebs.
Your comment is spot on.
Cooper Bell
we are not commies so your appeal to "hurr he rich af" is laughable
Owen Morgan
Blessed be us and Mr. Tucker