So I have almost 200 matches and I’ve used this acct for like 3 weeks, but somehow I can’t get a fucking irl date wtf
Still suck at tinder
John Green
Blake Powell
Leo Baker
Ok take out pics 4,5,6 and make 3 your main
.The take some more pics maybe some with friends or doing fun activitys
wow that looks like hot trash, delete and start over again.
Here try any of these headline
“If you like water, you already like 72 percent of me.”
“I’ll treat you the way Kanye treats Kanye.”
“I know all the words to ‘Butterfly’ by ‘Crazy Town’.”
“I can make a better sandwich than you.”
Alexander Brooks
Is this a joke? Look I’ve had a few dates but then again I know how to write. Go back to school and maybe you’ll make it.
Tyler Perez
That profile is sad. As in, literally sad. You seem like a real debbie downer. First and foremost - smile. Make that your main pic. And seriously, take out that picture of you with tears, that's such a turnoff. What is even the point of including that?
Wyatt Brown
Disagree his main is what gets him matches. Every photo I’ve used where I looked head on into the camera got significantly less matches, women crave being ignored
Oliver Scott
I don’t really have friends, and all those lines sound fuckign gay
Umm... I can write very well?
It’s a lil xan/SoundCloud rapper meme
Jose Edwards
Girls want a guy who is fun. Especially on tinder. Your profile is literally the exact opposite of that.
Josiah Ramirez
Nice bait
Andrew Murphy
How is this bait I legit can’t get a date even though I have hellllla matches
How is it not fun?
Robert Cox
How is it fun? You're literally crying, pouting, making bleah faces at the camera. And your writeup is simply atrocious. It's like something that a tryhard manchild came up with. Seriously, you sound 15. If a girl still is interested in you after reading your writeup, you can rest assured she will be a trash tier, low intellect girl.
Mason King
I've found a lot more success since adding a playful nude photo of myself.
girls always have questions. pic related.
Blake Roberts
Ewww. A lot of girls will swipe left. But then again it's a numbers game and originality is always a plus. So you will get some girls swiping right definitely. But as for what kind...
Sebastian Anderson
>How is it not fun?
nigga you serious?!
Thomas Kelly
I've had this up since I started my new profile, and i have well over 100 matches and dont even use all my swipes daily. Granted, thats not uncommon in a major city, I hear its a lot more difficult out of town.
Most girls aren't swiping right on it because they are sex fiends, they just see a funny but attractive lad and wanna know how he ended up with no shorts in a bar. I havent asked but i imagine they find it confident yet funny yet cute.
though half ask if its photoshopped cuz i look like a cardboard cutout with the light behind me.
a lot of guys (and girls) have done similar things where they find an interesting place to be naked then just cover their junk with their hands and do that whole 'oops' embarrassed face.
Isaac Evans
You do look like a photoshopped cardboard cutout.
Tyler Green
Hijacking thread for non shit bio help. I can't write them for shit
Connor Martinez
Why is a gay boi dating girls?
Leo Sanders
why is a gayboi projecting his sexuality on to someone else?
Connor Jackson
I mean it’s obvs ironic
Leo Adams
If you get that many matches in a week you should have a date every night for the next 2 weeks. Work on your game and read how to do it if you can't get them on a date or to reply.
Tyler Martinez
Is this how people actually type?
Dominic Phillips
Hey triangle boy.
Maybe try to lighten up and not be such a tryhard passionless faggot.
Dont make me post bundy stares to prove my point.
Dylan Jenkins
I love your thread over at soc.
Are you bi and really hate women?
Ayden Williams
Did you pay a 12 year old black girl to type that trash?
Kevin Morris
No someone downloaded my picture for queers to beat their ding dongs to
Lucas Ward
being white is the privilege to get lots of matches on tinder but constantly get ghosted cause you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
Anthony Campbell
So you’re in the closet?
Ian Evans
Aaron Kelly
If you're getting matches your profile and pics work. Where you're fucking up is in your banter. What's your approach?
Oliver Torres
Mensa member, plays instrument, 2 good 4 u.
Zachary Long
Nice humblebrag...
Luis Sanchez
Jonathan Foster
How tf is it a brag at all
Easton Wood
Meanwhile I'm getting about 1 match every 2 months even though I've covered all the do's and don'ts of Tinder. Let my friends who regularly fuck Tinder sluts use my profile for a while and they're genuinely wondering what is up with the lack of matches. I'm not exactly Brad Pitt but I'm far from ugly. Feels bad, man.
Ian Hughes
This isn’t ur thread
Blake Williams
Delete tinder and restart your account, new accounts get top billed then they lower your appearances to make money
she’s ugly and boring have fun
Liam Brown
Sorry I'm just ranting.
Ian Bailey
quit the fucking irony
next time be straightforward
"you're cute whats your number
"im looking for something casual"
Jacob Turner
She didn’t fucking respond
Austin Myers
How do I have more matches than you when you're better looking?
Ayden Miller
I agree here’s how’s its done
Adrian Bennett
How tf did that work that’s so fucking lame
I’ve only been swiping for 3 weeks and I’m pretty selective
Logan Adams
>How tf did that work that’s so fucking lame
go talk to normies for once. whats lame on Jow Forums is cool for them
Liam Scott
actually your shits pretty goddamn lame
Julian Morgan
Chase Ramirez
Cope harder
Kayden Hughes
Its pretty funny how everyone is being negative towards you because of your natural good looks.
Honestly bro you just need a simpler bio. Pictures with people, animals, or hobbies are good too.
Give out your number to separate you from the herd. What I usually do is simply say "You look interesting, text me if you aren't scared about meeting up." It works more than you would think.
Elijah Ward
It's how retarded fuccbois type.
Aiden Anderson
>claims the sound cloud shit is ironic
>actually talks to girls in this manner
Get your shit together. What a great first impression! No self esteem and a sad sack. What a catch.
Joseph Evans
She loved it at first....
Hunter Rodriguez
As a female this is discusting and i wouldn't swipe right.
Ryan Foster
How worth it to restart account?
Zachary Thompson
Bios don't count for shit. I have gotten hundreds of matches in a matter of days with nothing in my bio but >tfwnogf. Your pictures are all that matter.
As for arranging dates, just be direct and ask them if they'd like to go on a date. Have a place in mind because women are terribly indecisive/overwhelmed by an abundance of options.
Christian Kelly
I do it all the time, hoarding matches don’t yield anything but validation
Parker Johnson
>Bios don't count for shit
This. All I say is I’m “looking for free pizza” and I still get matches. Girls only care about themselves
Brayden Hernandez
It's because you're a cunt, you've made that very clear in every thread you've made.
Austin Taylor
Did. Rearranged photos n shit. I only have a phone tho for pics. Hope I get matches again that actually go somewhere
Tyler Nelson
Kek. Glad to see nothing's changed on Tinder since I last was on.
Lucas Taylor
Generally speaking, this is true. I've had some exceptions though.
Henry Russell
eh i wouldn't say that, a good bio can prompt a girl to write to you, some girl messaged me jokingly about my bio and we've been dating for a month now
Aaron Watson
Op, why are you so closeted?
William Jenkins
I made you another thread.
Kayden Morris
200 matches are easymode for homosexuals
Adam Morris
You look autistic and very disgusting. If there is any girl blind enough to match you because of your face she willturn off instantly when stomps with the way you write and the shit you say, jesus, you're disgusting...
Mason Morales
Why do you write like a nigger you dumb white bread piece of shit?
Asher Howard
based on your tinder profile, I'd say it's your personality
Thomas Johnson
My personality is amazing, im a fucking member of mensa, you twat.
Brandon King
Hey, OP; what did you end up deciding to have on your tinder profile?
Nicholas Lewis
gon b real w/ you chief
Lil Xan.. is garbo that aint helping
Grayson Mitchell
The original and still the best.
Isaiah Smith
Is Tinder ELO real? I'm starting to believe it is, after a few weeks all I see are fatties. If this is my fate, I'll just uninstall.