Poolets btfo

Poolets btfo

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>cosmopolitan

Opinion disregarded.

Not so fast.

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lmfao, the fact that this doesn't immediately ring as fake is very telling of 2018

Indian men best man show Bob's and vegane

Does that mean we can get grills now?

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>(((cosmopolitan)))
When a once successful magazine falls so far that they have to write click bait articles just to pay the bills.

Indeed. can't tell the difference between modern news and those old magazines that had batboy and shit from decades ago.

Tell Me something i didint know, its all they do measuring each other dongs.from my personal experience japaneese have smallest Ones
And Somalis have Giant Ones but they a little bit flappy you know. Also indians have the worst becouse its very Wet and not solid

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no wonder I can't find a women. I do liquid shits because I am an alcoholic

Stop drinking and start eating some real food and you'll be crimping off solid logs in no time champ.

nah drinking is too much fun

Jesus Christ

Imagine the smell.

I refuse to believe that is real

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and we make fun of pooinloos about shitting in the streets?...... damn

God damn it, my poops are always tiny but at least I'm not obese

Ancient Indian Philosophy

Karmapootra

skinnyfag with Chad sized poop master race reporting in

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Eat yoghurt. A large percentage of a turd is friendly bacteria from the gut. Add extra bacteria and you will have mighty turds. Eat yoghurt with muesli for extra bulk.

Andy six is literally clogging Stacie's throat with a sopping fat loaf right now

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This, 30 mins of liquid shit a day is fine if i get to drink.

Vegans win again.

>Produce more sperm
>Higher T
>Larger poops
>Smell better
>Cum tastes better

Get on my level, carnicucks.

who cares

And yet Indians still lose

>carnicucks

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>Cum tastes better
Of course a faggy vegan would know this. It's the only animal protein you get

The fact these chicks look ethnic makes me suspect they can cook.
I call bullshit these are cakes or melted chocolate

Yeah, my girlfriend always makes sure the size of my poos are large enough, I've been able to preform well enough so far but the pressure of having it scrutinized and measured every time has been getting to me and has really been effecting my performance.

>breaks a finger tying a shoe

Fun fact: most vegan recipes are packed with salt to bring out the flavour. This eats away your bones at a fast rate than an omnivore diet

I know this because girls across the board universally state this as a fact. Many women are actively AVOIDING giving oral sex to carnicucks for this reason. A major component of semen is fructose, btw - so vegan cum is like eating a bag of skittles candy for a girl. You can't keep them away.

Thanks to OP we also now know that having to flush four times every time I go is having a desirable effect on the women in the adjacent rooms.

If they’re too small or too large does she cram them back in?

Using her feet?
OOOOOOOFFF

>man pays women for sex
>same man believes the words they say
>the very same man actually listens.

Your shame yourself

2>4>3>1 in order I would eat