Aus/pol/ - late to the party edition

Every single Malaysian woman I’ve ever known EVERY SINGLE ONE, is obsessed with trying to finger or tongue my butt.
I don’t know what the fuck you guys are doing over there but whatever it is it’s against God

you were not invited

What degree should I study I'm a math brainlet.

>math
it's maths you dickhole

I use to say that but a few years back my year 12 teacher told me to stop.

I wish we had a competent leader like Xi.

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do an arts degree and fuck hot arts degree girls

why didn't you tell them to fuck off and stop being a spastic yank

we need the pro shitposters
twitter.com/hashtag/ichbineinnazi

Time for your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

my feet hurt

My brother accused me of stealing his money (his a druggie) now his acting like a cunt to me like I'm the one in the wrong how do I teach the cunt a lesson? Is calling the cops on your brother for growing marijuana in your backyard too far?

just fucking burn his pot

fuck Britain.

fuck Sheep.

they really did conquer the world, didn't they?

>math brainlet
You should be studying math clearly. Don't waste your time and money on an easy degree.

t. Bill Shorten

What interests you? You can still get into most sciences with minimal maths

finally someone who doesn't call it
>math

Fuck people who call it math and fuck Jannies

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who here getting absolutely and utterly JUST'd right now?

>mfw have to work christmas and boxing day

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jannies can go die in a ditch

> Arguing about grammar regarding math/maths

Obviously you were both intended for humanities subjects

call in sick and tell them Santa stuck his candy cane up your arse and you can't work

calling it math is fucking gay it's maths or mathematics

Was trying to help out the user looking for advice but righto

Story of my life.
I shall drink these lovely slabs of coopers red alone then

Marketing, it’s literally getting paid to talk shit

kek. do you know how many gay fagets do/did math and/or computational science? "Math"/"Maths" is gay right out of the gate.

t. Alan Turing

s'ok user. i should have just responded to other-user.

>It is time we discuss politics as "Australians"
Alright then, all politicians are fucking wankers.
There, happy?

daily reminder

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>science
>minimal maths
Please no.

> minimal maths
yeah. let me guess, its the modern PC way of saying "vege maths".

want to take my turing machine into your bum?

can we convince them to autoerotic asphyxiation themselves into oblivion?

How's everyone's Chrissy parties going? Have you revealed your power level?

why would you bother going unless they are paying you?

Shits finally back I can leave that ausneet shithole on 8ch again

i was larping when i said i was Alan Turing. Unfortunately for you he was cremated when died, so u can't dig up his corpse to ass rape you faget.

the incentive is to actually turn up in nazi uniform

Maybe we should buy up the defunct churches they are selling up and organize white nationalist meetings. We could sing Advance Australia Fair in the original.

Australia's sons let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In hist'ry's page, let ev'ry stage
Advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia fair.

When gallant Cook from Albion sailed,
To trace wide oceans o'er,
True British courage bore him on,
Til he landed on our shore.
Then here he raised Old England's flag,
The standard of the brave;
"With all her faults we love her still"
"Britannia rules the wave."
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.

While other nations of the globe
Behold us from afar,
We'll rise to high renown and shine
Like our glorious southern star;
From England soil and Fatherland,
Scotia and Erin fair,
Let all combine with heart and hand
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.

Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore,
To guard our native strand;
Britannia then shall surely know,
Though oceans roll between,
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep their courage green.
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.

yeah but I built a turing machine, I can insert it into you and you have have 1% of the profit after I sell the video goy

Sounds like the plot from season 1 of leftovers
S2 is good but s3 shits the bed

>Maybe we should buy up the defunct churches they are selling up and organize white nationalist meetings.
Wouldn't a pub be better?

I mean, Hitler's early posse and him did a Beer Hall Putsch which i think was just a massive pub crawl with a tiny bit of violence along the way. Must have been a fun time.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_Hall_Putsch

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how bad is it over there? i thought cripplechan was an unintentional honeypot to passoff Jow Forums newbies as a kek.

Terrible got banned from pol and ausneets instantly just as this hole came back online

hello my fellow aussies put a shrimp on the barbie

'Ello Guvnor. Leave it out mate. Didn't her-in-doors go the old slap 'n tickle, eh? 'Ere, didn't you steal my jumpa?

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fosters etc

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What are you faggots up to this beautiful night? Visiting grandparents out country QLD and it's a fucking amazing break from Sydney, sipping homebrew rum hunter's and collectors pumping alone on the balcony with the frogs doing their thing after the rain. Tell you what shits comfy as

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ditto. comfy childers veranda here m8

Loicense

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Did someone say Australiens?

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What animal is that? Looks slick af!
vicpolicenews.com.au/news/robbery-at-footscray

Maribyrnong Crime Investigation Unit detectives are hoping to identify a male following a robbery in Footscray last month. Police have been told an unknown male attended a Byron Street business about 5.50pm on 21 November. He told the staff member he was going to get some cash and would return, when he returned the staff member was closing up. The male was let into the business and he forcible grabbed a wallet from the staff members hand which contained cash and cards. The staff member attempted to stop the offender, causing him to drop the wallet but he managed to grab it and ran out the door. The staff member again tried to stop the offender but was flung to the ground, causing minor injuries. The offender jumped into a silver BMW which drove off and was later located on Hanover Street in Footscray. Investigators have released images and CCTV in the hope someone may recognise the male.

Anyone with information is urged to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 or submit a confidential report online at
www.crimestoppersvic.com.au

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Good choice user the break from gooks everywhere really brightened my mood, it's hard to remember that all of Australia isn't represented by the major cities, just got back from a country as fuck party and I tell you what this is the real Australia, blokes are blokes and the women are beautiful and aussie as fuck, I'm really going to miss it when I head back

what are we going to do about the tradie jew?

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get another quote

Do it yourself

t. tradie jews

sounds like its time to flood the country with brown people to suppress tradie wagies

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>Do it yourself
>Get tradie

Pick one

>do it yourself
>but I'm already a tradie
wat do?

>Do it yourself with confidence
>Do it yourself with false confidence because you watched some other tradie do it a few months ago and bragged it wouldn't be hard

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where do I find one of these malaysian rimjob women?

don't call the cops on your own family cunt

this

I hate cunts that call it math. I unironically find people that say it this way are dumb niggerlovers

PLEASE INVITE MALAYSIAN CHINESE INTO AUSTRALIA. HAVE MERCY ON THEM. THEY ARE OPPRESSED BY THE MALAY. THEY CAN'T VOTE, DO BUSINESS AND SPEAK THEIR LANGUAGE. THEY NEED SOME AUSTRALIAN FREEDOM. LET THEM BE PART OF YOUR COMMUNITY.
INVITE THEM
INVITE THEM
INVITE THEM
#OPENAUSTRALIANBORDERFORMALAYSIANCHINESE

die