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>Symptoms of Error Internal Error: Anonymongs, Namefags & Tripcunts are affecting Brit/pol/s useability by encouraging disorderly behaviour amongst themselves and others.
>Solution please bare with us whilst we attempt to solve the problem. __________ ____News_ >Immigration: White Paper sets out post-Brexit rules for migrants bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46613900
>you will never again sit in your jammies cross-legged in front of the TV watching cartoons on Saturday morning >you will never again spend several hours on a rainy day tipping your Lego out on the living room floor and enjoying the imagined scenarios you create >you will never again sit in front of the TV on Friday evening looking forward to the new episode of The Simpsons at 6pm after Robot Wars finishes >you will never again play Pokemon on Gameboy and enjoy the chirpy soundtrack and zero-to-hero narrative arc >you will never again lie in bed with the curtains open trying to telepathically communicate to UFOs that it's ok and you won't tell anyone if they appear in the sky for you >you will never again visit your grandmother's house at Christmas where the extended family have gathered and have your uncle and older cousins joke and ask you things and your female relatives comment on how much you've grown >you will never again sit at your large family computer waiting for 6pm when it'll be free to log in to MSN and flirt with your tomboy crush >you will never again open gifts on Christmas morning unaware that your mother probably went into her savings to give you the kind of Christmas she never had and that your father isn't there to provide >you will never again hear the sound of a ringing bell outside on Christmas Eve and assume it's Santa and not some local guy ringing it to entertain the local kids >you will never again watch Home Alone for the first time wrapped up warm on the sofa and be in awe of the American middle-class suburbs of the 1980s / 90s >you will never again wake up to find it has snowed overnight and have your mates knock for you and go out sledding on the nearby hill where you all end up damp and freezing >you will never help your mother clean up the mess from the Christmas tree and hurt your finger on a spiky leaf which goes under your fingernail >you will never have a girlfriend
>tories have had 2 (two) female prime ministers >tories liberated women to work and be independent >tories legalised same sex marriage and abortion >tories raised VAT to 20% and brought in a sugar tax >tories embrace the free market and the opportunities immigration represents Based.
Yes that's right I'm NEET living it up down under. Sorry about the mess I left behind, but you're going to have to clean it up.
Hunter Rodriguez
All of my bananas got smashed on the way home and they're going to go all icky now.
Day ruined.
Jose Ward
The Tory faithful hold him dear, Hero of the the mighty brexiteer, Even beloved by the remain-er, Although they are quite queer, He is Gove; Conservative save-i-ear!
He fought tooth and nail but won, 'gainst the marxist teacher union, He was cheif whip for fun, Then said "hold on Cameron,", "I must reform our prison!"
The Tory faithful hold him dear, Hero of the the mighty brexiteer, Even beloved by the remain-er, Although they are quite queer, He is Gove; Conservative save-i-ear!
He knew the EU were taking the piss, Over UK waters and our right to fish, So to the Delores gang he said "boo-hiss!" Then restored Sovereignty to the British, Next he saved us from prime minister Boris!
The Tory faithful hold him dear, Hero of the the mighty brexiteer, Even beloved by the remain-er, Although they are quite queer, He is Gove; Conservative save-i-ear!
His sacrifice was noble, And how far did he fall, Although still was queens counc-all, But now he's secretary environment-all, He'll stop the Frenchies boats when they trawl!
The Tory faithful hold him dear, Hero of the the mighty brexiteer, Even beloved by the remain-er, Although they are quite queer, He is Gove; Conservative save-i-ear!
Now as one we all feel, There is one man to get that deal, Of it he won't make a meal, To the EU we won't be a state vass-eel, GOVE FOR PM: now things get real!
The Tory faithful hold him dear, Hero of the the mighty brexiteer, Even beloved by the remain-er, Although they are quite queer, He is Gove; Conservative save-i-ear!
After I redpilled Brit/pol/ with Morrissey quotes it’s a natural thing user.
IMO, the smiths and him were free from drugs, unlike most musicians so their music was purer in that sense. The Smiths said what all musicians seek to say but never articulate it, that to me is the ultimate band. Then when they split morrissey said what was on people’s minds yet were too afraid to say it, especially on his immigration stance.
The best thing about nationalists on Jow Forums is they invariably have the musical taste of a 15 year old girl.
Jeremiah Richardson
>After I redpilled Brit/pol/ with Morrissey quotes wow thanks user, if not for you none of us would have ever heard of this highly succesful singer with a career spanning four decades. twat.
Cameron Morgan
Isn't a munchy box a meal from Jack in the box.
Hudson Young
I'd rather be in debt than be exiled to Australia. Thankfully I live in neet life here debt free.
Nolan King
Lmfao, well they only knew the national front disco song but didn’t know anything else about him.
Daniel Hernandez
If there was any justice, the faggot marxist would have to step down.
Jaxon Parker
Why were you laid off? Are you struggling to pay rent etc?
I'll buy some prezzies for your mum if you link an Amazon wishlist or summat.
Liam James
ok, keep telling yourself that lad.
Ryan Richardson
That's the modern Tories for you. Basically a bunch of SJWs who just happen to still hate the poor. People forget it was the Tories who legalized gay marriage and have had two female Prime Ministers. They will probably have the first Muslim PM too (Javid).
(checked) I was told I wasn't one of their "aces" that they needed for the christmas weeks and they prefer the new girls that have both broken down twice on shift instead of firing me they've gone down the Japanese route of giving me no hours for the forseeable future, so for all purposes I'm still employed on the record I'm just not earning any money at all.
Oliver Perry
I unironically agree with most of what these women think. Plus, they have more self respect compared to the Corbyn girls
Luke Bennett
>I'll buy some prezzies for your mum if you link an Amazon wishlist or summat. And that's awfully kind but she doesn't have one lad.
Why? For making a factually correct statement most people would agree with?
Charles Lopez
Set one up for her.
Isaiah Mitchell
Are you seriously suggesting because it’s in a 4:4 format means it’s trash? You clearly don’t play guitar if it thinks it trash, Marrs guitar work is brilliant.
Aiden Cooper
Can guarantee that is one family.
Julian Rivera
C I V I C I V I C
Jayden Wilson
Well if you make one for you or your Mum I'll help out. No pressure. Hope you have a nice Christmas either way.
Ryder Lopez
>tfw no tory gf
Josiah Moore
Smiths are a great band. I think them and Joy Division are up there for most influential for sure.
Leo Howard
>I unironically agree with most of what these women think.
Anyone who thinks that countries belong to the people should watch this video, you own NOTHING, even my family who own collectively many houses and large industrial sites in England do not claim to own the land they are built upon. youtube.com/watch?v=Upiln7FYS8g
History is littered with examples where one population has been usurped and replaced by another. Cheddar man was replaced by the Celt who was replaced by the Angle who was replaced by the Saxon who was largely replaced by the Viking in many places, and that is just in Britain, an island, over a few hundred years.
Now british people, who are a mix of many peoples, are being replaced again, this time by Africans, Pakistanis, Arabs etc and no doubt once the last white face in britain disappears there will be another similar replacement already underway.
I speak of Britain because this is my experience as one of the new Britons, in Britain my people are rapidly taking over the country, my fathers uncle came here in 1981 with nothing, he established himself in a town called Aylesbury, he brought over brothers and cousins and married 4 wives, had 23 kids, those kids currently have had more than 120 children between them, we are in the property business, we own many houses in Oxford and Aylesbury, one branch of our clan has put down roots in Birmingham Aston, with help from my father uncle jamal built a property empire that is almost as large as my fathers.
The British people could have done this, they moan and complain about house prices and they are lazy so they missed out, instead we bought the houses and now we rent them to english people, we are the landlords - THINK ABOUT THAT - We are the LAND LORDS, so if you want to argue about people who own britain be very careful because i think you'll find we own more than you, but even we do not claim to own the land we stand on.
>Citizens have no more ownership of their countries than cattle have ownership of the fields they graze
The Queen of England is descended from German Jews, let that sink in. (((Oliver Cromwell))) that great British hero was also a Jew, let THAT sink in. Yoy are owned and controlled by the jews and have been for centuries, and you still worship them. youtube.com/watch?v=KKoS5X4SMrY
Samuel Wilson
nobody here worships them
Matthew Murphy
In uni I shared a house with 5 other people, including a French lad who lived in the box room next to mine. I was playing this soundtrack in my room one day and he opens my door and asks me if it's Yann Tiersen. I had my curtains closed and was eating a bowl of beans and I just said it was the Amelie soundtrack. The guy obviously thought (knew) I was depressed as fuck because at the end of the year when we all shook hands and went our different ways he took extra time shaking my hand and patted my shoulder and said "take care of yourself ok?"
Nolan Morgan
Damn. That really hits home how we've withered. >tfw your grandad's older brothers served on the ships in those pictures youtu.be/EpNaYvTXEEo
It's physically impossible for the instrument to produce a harmonic tone. The electric guitar in particular came out of the cultural revolution of the 60s. All modern music is 4:4 and full of Jewish poz.
Jackson Jenkins
I hope you spent it on something worthwhile, like computers and drugs, and gave nothing to those Commie academics.
>he unironically wants to be a republic >so we can sing god save the president to a different character every 5 years i think i'll stick with my apolitical figurehead thanks
Hudson Allen
We already know you're a bunch of modernist democrats and populists.
Wtf are you on about? The first electric guitar was a hawaian. The first true electric guitar was put together by les paul for jazz in 41. Also invented multitrack recording btw.
