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>Solution please bare with us whilst we attempt to solve the problem. __________ ____News_ >Immigration: White Paper sets out post-Brexit rules for migrants bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46613900
>What's the correct way to make a cuppa lads? Here's mine 1. Milk and sugar in a mug 2. Pour Boiling water in mug 3. Put teabag in 4. Stir anti-clockwise 5 times 5. Take teabag out and squeeze on side of mug 6 .Pour cold water in 7. Enjoy
In violation of iso 3101 The pot should be white porcelain or glazed earthenware and have a partly serrated edge. It should have a lid that fits loosely inside the pot. If a large pot is used, it should hold a maximum of 310 ml (±8 ml) and must weigh 200 g (±10 g). If a small pot is used, it should hold a maximum of 150 ml (±4 ml) and must weigh 118 g (±10 g). 2 grams of tea (measured to ±2% accuracy) per 100 ml boiling water is placed into the pot. Freshly boiling water is poured into the pot to within 4–6 mm of the brim. Allow 20 seconds for water to cool. The water should be similar to the drinking water where the tea will be consumed. Brewing time is six minutes. The brewed tea is then poured into a white porcelain or glazed earthenware bowl. If a large bowl is used, it must have a capacity of 380 ml and weigh 200 g (±20 g). If a small bowl is used, it must have a capacity of 200 ml and weigh 105 g (±20 g). If the test involves milk, then it is added before pouring the infused tea unless that is contrary to the organisation's normal practice. If milk is added after the pouring of tea, it is best added when the liquid is between 65-80°C. 5 ml of milk for the large bowl, or 2.5 ml for the small bowl, is used.
>tea bag and sugar in mug >add boiling water >wait 3-4 minutes >boil milk for 1 minute >give the tea bag a few squeezes and stirs >remove tea bag >add milk >stir >microwave mug for 15 seconds >enjoy
>he hasn't taken the slightly frothy microwaved milk pill
Matthew Green
Don’t want to You’ve basically ruin your cuppa m8
Caleb Bell
I can live with milk in first, it's your problem it will take longer and not be as delicious as it would if you put the tea in last, but sugar?
Sugar in tea? Are you trying to be a fucking dickhead? You may as well drink a cup of sugared milky water. You're a fucking muppet mate.
Dylan Hall
Jesus fuck, are you an immigrant
utter disgust
Jacob Adams
cant even fathom being this wrong lmao
Elijah Sanchez
If you're actually British by origin, everyone knows it's;
>put teabag in cup >Boil water >pour boiling water into cup >Let simmer for 5 mins >stir >Let simmer for 5 mins >Stir and press teabag against cup >Remove teabag and bin it >Add milk
>boil water >bag in cup or teapot >water in >wait 5 minutes >Squeeze bag and take out >put milk in until it goes a medium brown colour simple as
Robert Peterson
*dies from a coffee and energy drink induced heart attack at 30*
Benjamin Phillips
>mfw I might un-ironicaly vote Green for the rest of my life because all the other parties are filled with clowns and I might get NEET UBI Bux out of it
3 mins if Yorkshire as they have a larger amount of tea in them and the tea is better quality. Bags are poor quality though because of David Attenborough so don't squease, allow to drip.
Add a very small amount of skimmed milk so as not to adulterate the flavour of the tea. If it is the same colour as He-Man you have made it correctly, if not pour away the crap tea and start again.
Carter Taylor
Thinking that us unironically becoming "communists" would be the correct path for the future lads. Communism never turns out how actual communists wants and if you look at former communist areas they are far more based and redpilled. The former soviet countries all love populist parties and if you look at the area that was east germany, the Afd are strongest there. So here's my points on the good and bad. Thoughts? Pros: >Remove """intellectuals""" >Restore order >Promote strength and love of nation >Power to enact change and action >Good music that promotes good values >youtube.com/watch?v=P1CyPjQQTAM >youtube.com/watch?v=_XxK2JJisEc >Non-degenerate >If it does collapse, leftists get the blame
Cons: >Have to promote Marx and Engels >Have to put up with """intellectuals""" until revolution >muh taxes (if you care) >Censorship of guilty pleasures >Not much choice in nearly everything >brain drain (though then again it'd be largely cunts that support remain) >many people likely starve to death
Nice view of the PMs saggy unused tits there, no wonder Junk-car called her Boobilicious.
Andrew Watson
>Walking to the shop with my gf, walk past a charity bin for old clothes >Group of obviously left-wing teens/early 20s close by >SJW-tier left-wing, not the South Wales usual Old Labour-tier >There is a HUGE sticker on the bin with "STOP ISRAELI APARTHEID" written on it and some link to HopeNotHate or some other antifa BS on the bottom >Peel it off in front of them >They look at me with daggers in their eyes >They're all stick-figure tier pansies and I'm about 4 inches taller than their toughest-looking member, who looks like his body is more % piercings than it is muscle >Finish peeling it off, roll it into a tightly-packed small ball and drop it on the floor in front of them >Walk off >Hear mutters of "fascist" and "tory bastard" >Mfw I don't even support Israel
>muh taxes (if you care) NEET virgin who lived with his mum detected
Luis Butler
>Walking to the shop with my gf, walk past a charity bin for old clothes
...on the way to kindergarten.
William Jones
"communists" replaced their proletariat/bourgeoisie dichotomy with race/gender/sexuality decades ago basically you're wishing for a trans-pedo mocha coloured future
Noah Turner
>woke up
Cooper Sullivan
>People's march >It's mostly celebrities
Michael Torres
Newfags getting exposed left and right
Jeremiah Cox
tbf if there was a communist revolution the traditional Marxists, those doing the actual fighting, would liquidate that class of people
>Think "Okay, he might be a nigger, maybe he's actually a dedicated patriot though.." >First thing in the video is making a cup of tea >Flashbacks to Laurie Penny's infamous "Britishness to me is drinking tea, Doctor Who and fish&chips on Brighton beach" >Seconds away from turning it off >He starts speaking >I can't even understand him >my face while typing out this reply
let's get that good old brit/pol/ tradition going early; how does everyone plan on killing themselves this new years?
Jace Stewart
>Yes, which is why it's gotten the most concentrated and angry responses of anything else I've ever said in my 50,000-or-so posts >But your 1PBTID is cretinous and dismisses your post completely >I'm off to sort myself out - I do have a girlfriend, but that only makes the fact that I'm getting genuinely pissed off over literal online strangers refusing to believe me on an anonymous imageboard ten times worse and indicates I've been spending far too much time here. I need a hobby >Watch this space, I don't know when I'll see you again
Xavier Cruz
you first
Nathaniel Sanders
you dont let your tea brew?
Jordan Cooper
I didn't take it seriously at first and never thought that it would end up going this far
I originally used a trip because it was the Brit/pol/ fashion, there used to be 10 or more active at any one time during this general's golden age
I keep it now because there are certain people who want to shut down everyone who share some of my opinions by accusing them of being me. See pic related made by a fed-up conservative user showcase the unending amount of posts made by various anons accusing other people of being me, during a time when I didn't use Brit/pol/ at all
Also given the amount I post here it would be pointless anyway and would only serve as a thread derailer because of the amount of people saying things along the lines of "HAHAHA YKTD FUCKING BTFO LOOK AT THE ARCHIVES THE FILENAME HE POSTED IS THE SAME AS YKTD'S IN THE ARCHIVES. WHY AREN'T YOU USING YOUR TRIP??? SCARED???" It has happened in the past.
I have nothing to do with the likes of Rimmer and his ripoffs, they'd have a trip regardless, they were here before I came back
Brody Brooks
>w-why do anons love rimmer and think im a fat retard
Carter Jenkins
stuffed in a suitcase locked from the outside, you?
Anthony Ortiz
I know exactly why, because you’re all retarded socially deprived cunts and as soon as someone half arsed tickles your balls you fall in love Pathetic cunt
Why cos he wasnt constantly trying to start arguments on a loatian whelk fouling forum to validate his pathetic existance?
Ayden Mitchell
lmao This is why i laugh at people who think exiting the EU will solve anything how can you even surprised by shit like this any more?
Lucas Williams
>WAAAAAAH HE DOESNT USE BRITPOL TO BE POPULAR Fuck off rimmer you pathetic cunt
Adam Gray
It could honestly have been either word that he said. The fact he said it after they'd all started jeering and whilst giving daggers to both ends of the benches makes me lean towards believing he said people.
Joseph Hughes
Thats the exact opposite of the point the fat fucks making. If what he said was true, wed all think cauldron is a top lad just cos hes inoffensive etc.
