Any way I can hack my girlfriend's brain into wanting sex all the time?

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get better at performing sex and arousing her, tons of useful resources for this online in fact tim ferris has a book detailing the biology and psychology of achieving orgasms in females and IIRC has a couple chapters on lasting longer and stuff like that all backed by science

just be taller and more handsome

If she doesn't want your dick all the time then you are getting KEKED

by fucking her good

*snap*

Dude what.

Hello!
Would you please stop using this meme. It's not funny.

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knew a guy like this, lmao, whats even the poitn of being gfs
you fuckers a funniest shit ever

>i'm sorry it's not you it's me

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>roll over and say "i'm sorry it's not you it's me"
Ahahahah oh my allah.

also make sure to give her pic related OP

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>next time you have sex, afterwards when shes sleeping put a nicotine patch on her arm
>keep doing this only on nights you have sex
>eventually she gets a minor addiction to the nicotine
>on nights you don't have sex she begins to feel irritable and stressed
>she only gets relief on nights she has sex with you
>over time she associates sex with pleasure of nicotine and she becomes addicted to sex

>hack gfs brain with subliminal messaging
>she craves sex all the time
>jackpot.gif
>she cheats on me

Based

Find a new girl. If the girl doesn't sleep with you on the 2nd to 3rd date, then she won't provide steady sex.

Get sexy physically and personality wise to her standards.

Also have her squat and deadlift.

Heavy resistance training causes acute spikes in Test which is the sex hormone

Don’t listen to all the insecure, inexperienced beta males on Jow Forums.

I married my virgin HS gf and was already good in bed, so I did my best work the first few times we banged and now we fug every night.

You might just need to figure out how to make her actually cum

KEK

Do you even women?

Honestly I'm only with her cause I can't get someone else, maybe after I achieve 1/2/3/4 I'll get a real gf

Get her off the pill and force a cobber IUD in her

Dump her immediatly. That kind of toxicity in your life is bad no matter what.

>Any way I can hack my girlfriend's brain into wanting sex all the time?

If you fuck her good she'll want to fuck all the time. If you don't fuck her good, then she gets fucked by somebody else and won't want to get fucked by you.

Well there is your fucking issue. Do you think any woman wants to sleep with a sub 1/2/3/4?

she's cheating on you dude I guarantee it ditch the bitch.

She's religious, never did it before, so I doubt it

Birth control actually might help, depending on which one you get. My ex gf had a high sex drive to begin with, but after she started the pill, we fucked like 3 times a day. The only issue is after she started, she sometimes had difficulty getting as wet as she used to. Hormones and shit, man.

how long have you known her and how long have you been close to her?

>someone that eats up all your free time AND money, that doesn't even put out
lmao

Why not just give her nicotine gum instead? less risk of getting caught

1 year, but she's 17, in a very religious country

Yeah why not shove gum in her mouth while she sleeps user?

>tfw sex is physically painful for my gf with me because I am too thick

We can only have sex once every few days, and it doesn’t help that she’s never orgasmed before and never masturbated. Honestly, dating virgins or inexperienced girls is fucking trash, my ex was a nympho and we would fuck 6-8 times a day. I miss that, but she also turned out to be a cheating whore.

so you're believing her based on the fact she's 17 and religious, terrible choice mate, most girls lose their virginity before 17 and most girls say they're religious, unless shes going to church every week and praying every night it doesn't hold much value, prepare for the worst hope for the best

weird how you're too thick but she handles jamal just fine, do you happen to live together?

Honestly it's better to date a cheating whore than some asexual/closet dyke.

She does do that, she's a Jehovah's witness, and didn't have any relationship before

>most girls lose their virginity before 17
not that user but, which whoreland do you live in, exactly?

It’s not really, the best option would be single and focusing on yourself

I'm honestly considering it

>and didn't have any relationship before
how do you know this if you've known her a year, don't take her word as fact
>which whoreland do you live in, exactly?
UK

Make her cum.

This can be an unexpected curse.
>be horny virgin
>acquire gf who is a horny virgin in high school
>fug eventually
>fug a lot
>absolutely great for the first few months
>keeps wanting to fug me several times a day every day
>benis gets cramps from how many times I have to shoot
>still together four years later
>still have sex too many times a day
>still sore all the time
Shes too sweet and too caring in the relationship to not give it to her though. I love her so much

Make her cum a ton. Learn the Magic Finger technique.

>UK
Oh, land of the slags, i should've known, my condolences.

>my condolences
>can go to a club any weekend and pick up a bird and have unprotected sex in an alleyway
why are you giving me condolences?

>implying it's any different in other countries
>implying women don't just hide it instead

Man it must really suck, having a small dick.

you don't seem to even know the consequences. you sound a 15 year old slayer wannabe.
Point is you'll most likely end up with aids
or child support
or rape charges
or all of the above
should i go on?

I'm absolutely that's a stretch, though, possibly a long one, too.

>I'm absolutely sure*

>or child support
this is the only one that's likely lad, you go to the same clubs every weekend and you're not getting off with a different girl everytime it's mostly the same few girls so STDs and rape charges wouldn't happen

>the same few girls so STDs and rape charges wouldn't happen
pfthahah, you've never set foot in a club.

if you think that then you're shagging munters and acting like a creep, otherwise you wouldn't worry about STDs or rape charges

Boy if you think the average club hoe won't give you ebola you're mistaken as shit.

again it's not randomers you know the girls you muppet

I remember seeing this years ago for the first time. Devilish

Stop pushing your fucking incel shit here man. Just because your'e a piece of shit doesn't mean every woman is a piece of shit.

Newsflash, idiot, they can also give you STDs, because they fuck another thousand guys in the same day, worse than a shemale hooker, if you've actually set foot in a club and shoved your shaft in one, and not an underage pretending to be a wannabe slayer, you most likely have chlamydia already.

and for the love of fuck, you think making friends with club hoes is a good idea? get out of my face with that shit

That means she's not your girlfriend then mate.

I mean, sex isn't everything in a relationship, right guys?

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It's not. You're both still young, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19, even though I had a gf for 1.5 years in HS.

People can make fun, but who gives a fuck. We all lead a different life.

I loved cuddling and spending time with the gf more than actual sex. Now it's senseless shagging with strangers. I wish I could go back in time and live the life again but that's never gonna happen

KEK
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>gf is virgin and never had an orgasm
>she was constantly horny because she never masturbates
>we finally fugged and i made her cum
>now she’s hardly in the mood anymore

And i cant leave because she’s attached like a leech after taking her virginity, shit’s fucked maybe i should just cheat

>he fell for the virgin meme

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try parfume.

Eat her out

I didn’t know she was a virgin until I already committed and now i am trapped, what do guys? This girl is a class 10 clinger

Someone post the nicotine pavlovian training thing someone tried.

At your service

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Marry her

Why do you care so much about one guy's opinion