What's the appropriate way to handle gays who hit on you?

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Ask them to participate in a "fag drag." You basically loop a hole through a fag's mouth or around his ankles and drag him through the main strip of town.

Your bros also have the option of sitting in the back of the truck and cheering.

I'm basically an alcoholic, and the closest bar to me is a gay dive bar, so I spend a lot of time there since I can just crawl home after I'm trashed.

I'm kind of the token straight dude, so all the regulars make awful jokes about blowing me and asking me to be a butthole judge. I take it in stride and just laugh it off. They buy me drinks every now and then too, so that's a plus. I'm sure a few of them are trying to get me drunk enough in hopes they can convert a straight boy, but it's not happening.

Sometimes a new person will show up and I have to make it clear pretty early on that I'm not into that. 9 times out of 10 they understand, and that 1 dude who won't leave me alone usually gets bitched out my gay friends.

btw, I'm skinnyfat but look good in clothes, and I'm told often that I'm pretty handsome

"Not interested" its that simple

Sorry, I'm not gay. Just be polite, they know they're the minority and fully accept that the odds of running into a straight dude are pretty high.

Be a real man and just politely tell them you're straight (assuming you are) and therefore you're not interested.

Are you cunts seriously too autistic to have a grown up interaction?

>I willingly go inside a gay bar
>I'm not a faggot

pick one.

Two ways to handle this

>1). Call him a faggot (Recommended for beginners)
>2). Pretend to be interested and get him to buy you a drink. Go grind makeout with a girl immediately after (experts only)

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I am wondering this as well. Have a guy that offered to suck my dick recently and I said, "haha no thank you." I was invited to a mmm threesome with him last night. He said it turns him to have a straight guy fuck him in the ass.
How do I end this? He is relentless, constantly offering to come over to my place to please me.

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throw him off a building

>going in a garage
>not being a car

Well I usually go one of two ways: Completely ignore the cocksucker or politely tell him that while I am thankful for his interest, I like to nibble on the clit not the ballsack

Hit them back, but with stones

Lol

>best tasting mixed drinks that you won't be judged for drinking
>gay wingmen
Not even him, nor have I ever been to a gay bar, but I can see it

Suck their dick then tell them youre sorry but youre not gay

Youre the male version of a “thot”, you go to gay bars looking for free drinks and male attention

>kill yourself you fucking faggot

5 years ago this was the acceptable response. Now that I'm in university and the power of social media shaming I fear I will still say this habitually and have it backfire on me.

ask gym mage for anti-gay buff

gays have non stop been hitting on me my whole life. 3 of my highschool friends, 1 of my college friends and 2 co workers all turned out to be gay for me. best thing to do is to ignore and ostrasize them.
1. you don't want people thinking you're gay
2. the only reason they were being nice to you was to get a hard on
3. they have all the issues of girls ("im bipolar" "im so jelous of blah blah" "im going to kill myself!") but there is no reward for putting up with their shit

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Guy sent me a message on Facebook asking me how I was, out of politeness I responded and then he asked me where did I live, I figured out what was going on and just said "need something, bro?" to wich he went mad and sent "I'M FINE" three times lmao

Damn you're such a waste of human being.

who cares, just ignore him.

transform into mecha hitler and shoot lasers at them, obviously

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Sorry no gay

Obama's America

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By sucking their dicks, obviously

Just tell any gay man that hits on you that you'd totally fuck them if you were gay but you aren't. They'll always ask you to come out with them and will always buy you drinks thinking that they can convert you.

Say you're a bait for gays, working for right-wing death squad. Then tell him to expect some visitors next days.

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how guys feel when gay men hit on them is literally the same to how women feel when straight guys hit on them.

Organizing a fag drag usually does the trick OP

Laughed too hard at this.

Not OP. but I'm actually flattered. Since women aren't going to ever stroke my ego the same way either.. I've said it before I'll say it again. Women have it so easy...

you're on grindr and don't want gays hitting on you?

>Gay hitting on men is like straight hitting on women
>I feel disgusted and as if I had to change something about me, bc something about me has to tell those faggots Im a dicksucker instead of a vag licker
>not feeling "beautifull" or in any kind of way positive
>not even a confidence booster for me

So why does it sometimes work to hit on females? Im a straight guy and look ok. Got hit on by gays before and this is exactly how I feel 100% of times. Sometimes even offended.

I get hit on a fair bit but I'd never screech about how they're a creep or make a big deal out of it. Also
>implying women don't actually like sex

>how guys feel when gay men hit on them is literally the same to how women feel when creepy incels hit on them.

Fixed that for you

>They buy me drinks every now and then too
>I can just crawl home after I'm trashed
You're one roofie and an opportunistic gay-nigger away from a pozzed neg hole, my friend.

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Can you not buy alcohol in fucking stores where you live? Unless you get free drinks all the time, the alternative would also be much cheaper. It doesn't sound like you have any valuable interactions with those people so why in fuck's name would you put up with it?