WHAT DO I SAY

please help me real advice i’m very bad with people but women especially

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Nothing. This is a boring white woman.

Send her my way and I'll show you how it's done, OP.

why does that matter i want that box

Just be blunt and be like “hey.. uhm hahaha I don’t know what to say, I’m bad at this. But I think you’re cute..” try not to take yourself too seriously, just make fun of your stupid shit and be like “whatever”.

Boring white women don't put out

Lol this girl is average at best.
Are you really scared of talking to her?
Just tell her you know how to please the pussy.

"Hey, you're really cute. Want to go to Chipotle on [specific date] together?

>open bobs

Tell her you're ready to look past the dead end degree she's working on because she has nice tits.

Pretend you're talking to me user what would you say to me if I said

Fuck me user I sure do like horror films, animals and painting

They're a lot of questions in front of you to talk about
Have you seen hereditary? What's you're favorite horror film? What's better a cat or dog? Favorite painter?

Just shoot the shit

Tell her that basic bitches turn you into a raging sex animal

>hey, I'm not a fan of horror movies but if you promise to hold my hand when I'm scared I'd love to take you to see one this weekend ;)

Tell her if she likes horror movies, she definitely should check out your life

kek

I actually laughed OP, try this one out. Existential despair humor is still in fashion.

never mind words
all you need to reel this one in is a harpoon

>tfw someone liked your post and it fills you with joy
It's the little things I guess.

You guys should go out.

If they are a female (girl) and in central Europe sure

Sadly I am male (male) and I live in Australia but I did like your post anyway user.

Can't win the lottery all the time. Enjoy your spiders and crocodiles.

are you still here OP? I sleep with tinder girls regularly so I can help you if you are willing to listen

I bet $5 she's 16

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Just say what you want to say. I'm interested as well.

Clearly her love of chipotle trumps all the others but you found a solid(fat) 3/10 so you won't have to actually be good at talking or socializing to smash.

You’re idiots.

All you say is Hey (her name) :) adorable ( facial feature), where did you take that photo?

^^^^^ say this to all your matches, I do and it gets a response most of the time

Damn girl call me Captain Ahab cause i found my Moby Dick

Chubby girls end up fat sooner than later