Oh shiiiit

What do lads

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>let's give it the old college try then

Think of what a black guy would say in that situation, and she's yours.

"Shit, do you win if you get one? I'm eilling to split the earnings 50/50"

eat her ass

Wish I was better at this.

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We're all just stars in the sky

"This new Old Spice shaver is so amazing, it will shave every hair off of your face! Oh no! I'm a hair! You're about to get shaaaaaaaaaaaveeeeeeed!"

Jesus. I don't like it.

I'd have said "Ok we got this. Meet me at *cool local location and activity* Saturday. We'll show em!"

But too late. You got like one response and took it without a vote and more options.

ya man you fucked up the 2nd one. She looks really cute too

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fug

That's not even the best version of that line OP.

You offer to split the winnings 80/20 and then joke about how the 80 is in your favor. Then you haggle back and forth and continue the joke.

No worries man I'm right behind you if you failed

On to the next one, dad.

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Op is back and awake

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Welcome back, I'm Tell her that's almost enough for a drink somewhere, and roll from there

why do women spell bad on purpose. triggers me

STOP TYPING MORE WORDS THAN HER!

Say
>I might be willing to be your boyfriend but only if you buy me a Big Mac with your winnings

>6.5 hours later
>can't even take the time to spell correctly
>probably has a dick in her mouth while hitting the send button

Good then I don't have to pay for your coffee

Done. How do I go about messaging by myself like a big boy

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Responded right away may I add

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choose a day, bring it home user

Shouldn't I swing for a number first?

Tell her you have your own secret sauce you'd like to share.

Bro, don't take her out on a date to fucking McDonalds, literally the worst dinner date out there. Make it clear that you're interested in taking her out but take her somewhere nice.

I know, f@m. It was just a light joke and I suck at this kind of stuff.

>only if you buy me a Big Mac with your winnings

BaSeD

>taking advice from Jow Forums literally

This