ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything

>see my queue number on screen
>approach the counter and see it's my Stacey acquaintance again
>my autistic ass forgets about greetings and "hi, I'd like to schedule a cardiologist appointment"
>she looks it up and sees that there's no slots left
>as I'm about to stand up, say goodbye and leave, she says "but, hey, how are you?"
>"I'm good. and you?" *smile*
>"Me too"
>"Did you root for the country's team yesterday? Did you suffer?
>"Yeah, I suffered a little" *smile*
>*smile* "Alright, bye!"
Why did Stacey ask me "how are you"?
a) Did she want the dick?
b) Did I look ill?
c) Was it out of habit, even though we usually say it at the start of the conversation and I forgot it?

There is nothing that all girls like.

Me personally - be yourself. People have this weird confidence when they are unapologetically themselves. Be fun, don't be scared to speak your mind, be relaxed.

Don't try to impress me, especially not with money. I don't like gifts, I don't like flashy people.
I like guys who are a little courteous, but you don't need to drop thousands of dollars on me. I appreciate if the guy pays for both of us on the first date or two, but my favourite first dates are coffee or a drink so it's not like you're going to spend more than 10$. Then we can really split or take turns.

What do if the girl I'm seeing has this weird, almost like this body odor smell/ taste from her pussy. We've been going to the pool for about 3 hours cumulative, but she always takes a shower before we meet up again. The only other thing I can think is the cause is that shes suppose to be taking vitamins/supplements since she has a deficiency in a lot of things but she doesn't take them. This is my first situation where the girl has this problem, and I'd like to know how to handle it the best way. Thanks :)

>Was a bullied child
>Was isolated in high school, scared of other people
>Get to college, make some friends, The sense of danger lifts
>Manage to hook up with a a handful of women, tried to "catch up"
I suspect this whole story is something I can never tell a partner. But I wouldn't know. What do you think?

Moving this here from the last thread. Advice and insight is really needed and wanted:

Guys! I have this guy-friend whom I've been attracted to quite a while and finally have managed to become his friend-friend, or so I think.
I'd be fine if it turns out I don't have any meaning in his life (I always end up having the capacity of moving on because of my pride), but I'd like to know first how can I make it clear for myself?

I went to visit him over a week ago and we both clearly had fun. We promised to see each other again in two months in an event. Any early is impossible because he's going to be busy guy for the rest of the summer and early autumn (includes him leaving abroad next month).

But the thing is he doesn't contact me much and he's been giving cold shoulder ever since. I know he's shit at it (he has told me) but I also know he can still do it.

Do you guys think he's ignoring me or is it only because of the lack of time? I'm seriously trying to be understanding, I really do but man does this still drive me crazy.
Should I just wait and make myself busy until next meeting? I mean he should contact me when he has free time right? I won't bother because I don't want to be a nuisance when I'm well aware of his situation. I just hope he isn't going to forget me. He definitely is a friend worth keeping in the end.

You could be my bf.
I know all about his past.

the vitamin imbalance can cause it alright, but it also depends on what kind of smell is that. with strange diet, the taste is going to be literally *strange* - not rotting, dirty, but weird. If it tastes unhygienic though - it may be an infection.

maybe you can address it straightforward
>hey, I noticed you really care about your hygiene, (...), so why do you taste so funny?

You need to explain this better. I've never had a gf, but I'm curious about dating a bossy girl who tells me what to do.
>what to eat, when to sleep
Maybe not these two. I already eat healthy and I sleep when I want.
>moderly
Motherly? I am not sure about it.
I'd like to be bossed around sometimes, not all the time. Like, buy these groceries, organize this mess, etc.
If she did that all the time, I'd fight back.

>Girl had sex with me the first night we met up after matching on tinder
>Had really good chemistry, fucked for a straight hour, she had multiple orgasms
>Decided to start dating
>2nd date she was on her period but we made out a bunch
>3rd date we got dinner made out afterwards

Yesterday she told me she wants to wait to have sex again though because she thinks itll make it more exciting and she's still getting over her abusive ex that she broke up with 3 weeks ago

How do *wow* her back into having sex with me?

Why is it so hard for a fat guy to get a date?

I would say majority of women dont care if you have money or good job unless theyre vain and are after a guy who buys them everything. Just show your interests or hobbies. If theyr like you for you, then your job doesnt matter. I believe that most women like to be paid for dates but there are definitely women who rather pay 50% for meals. I think it depends how mature and independent they are.

just fucking fulfill her wish and wait for a moment.
when she's excited enough, she'll do it

cause he can't get up to meet anybody

So the partner I'm with currently I've known for 10 years. We met through mutual friends and have mutual interests.
The key things he did differently than anyone else was that he didn't grop me, treated me with immense respect, and was interested in my goals.
The way conduct yourself is a major tell to girls as to how their relationship with you will be. So if you are a busybody and you dont make time for them then how will that change in the relationship? 9 times out of 10 it won't so it's doomed from the start. Same thing goes for devoting to much time to the relationship because that is only a temporary state.
My partner and I have our life together and our lives apart. They intersect when they need to or we want them to.
I'm also exceptionally picky. I don't do unkempt beings or domains. If you look messy you will attract a "hot mess". If you dont keep your domain clean chances are neither will she. Ect.
This also falls with emotional and mental standards too.
I guess that main root of this is why do you want a girlfriend and what purpose would she serve.

>tfw Boogie gets more dates than me

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Funny thing about alpha males. Most of them are fragile. A good job doesn't mean a good worker could mean they just got lucky. If the car is clean and it gets from point A to point B then what else is there to complain about? As for the gifts I'm probably one of a minority but I don't accept them at all save for a few circumstances.

But how do I get her excited enough

Dont be a pig. Dont let her find out youre waste of her time.

Glad to see one of these threads and I never post or respond but today I want some ideas

I'm really successful and have focused most of my life towards my career. I stopped dating completely at age 26 (last gf age 31 and i was 26)

I'm 30 now and its been a while since I have taken a girl out. Most of the reason is I was busy with building up my career and where I am now is truly amazing. House, cars, anything I want I get and acheive

Here's my concern and problem with women. I'm not a ladies man at all and not a guy who seeks to get attention from women or men. I have my life and I love living the way I do but I want to start dating again
I have also had women in the gym come up and randomly talk to me and try to get some attention from me but I would never know the real reason why they tried talking to me so I just ignore them after the conversation is over

I want some honest advice on my situation

learn how to do some passionate stuff. kiss her neck, massage her, etc.
also, realize that she is indeed right.
the best sex of my life I had after a 24 hour forced foreplay with one girl (we were in a group, walking in the mountains. We had no privacy before the bedtime)
shit was cash

>Why did Stacey ask me "how are you"?

Dude... I'm guessing you've never worked retail/anything where you interact with customers/clients/etc or even had any acquaintances/old schoolmates that you've bumped in to.

That's a pretty basic courtesy/interaction.

What's the alternative?
"What do you want?"

Seriously, "How are you" is basically an auto-pilot greeting for anyone who sees someone they've met before, it's almost more of a rhetorical statement than it is a question. The line for line conversation that it follows is always something along the lines of:

>How are you?
>Good. How are you?
>Great. How can i help you?

In fact, if you want to fuck with someone, next time they greet you with "how are you" respond with, instead of just saying "good" respond with an actual recounting of the shit that's going on in your life that's bugging you. Guaranteed way to completely fucking throw them off and leave them a little confused.

>Do you guys think he's ignoring me or is it only because of the lack of time?

I'm one of those people that's hard as fuck to get a hold of. Sometimes I just don't really look at my texts all day because I've misplaced my phone/it's in a desk while I'm at work. Sometimes I'll look at a text, be too busy to respond/get distracted and then will completely forget about it. Sometimes I just don't feel like talking to anyone.

However, I will always respond to my girlfriend/work related calls/texts, and I will more usually respond to close friends.

My internal priority system is such that texting and constant communication in general is pretty bottom tier to me and so it means that if you're not someone close to me, it's somewhat hard to get a hold of me because I prioritize other things (work/people next to me/entertaining/whatever) before remembering to come back to you.

Could very well be he's similar.

If someone is interested in you, they will make time for you, no excuses. No one is ever busy enough to not spend a few seconds to send someone a text. Think about how often you're on your phone, I'm sure it's the same with him. You might need to show some interest/ take initiative by texting him first for a few times, but then leave it up to him to start a conversation next. You need to get the ball rolling; see how far he'll take it

tinder
of course there is a whole lot of trash there, but you'll see some jewels if you dig with enough perseverance. If you won't get a girl there, you'll get some sex and important experience. Also, you'll learn what you actually don't want, which is also important.
tinder is the best option, because it gives you a lot of dates in a very short time

If im at a crowded club on the dancefloor and a girl in front of me turns her head back and we make eye contact and smile, what would be my next move? also would it be inappropriate to grind on her?

But she asked that AFTER she had finished helping me.

I like a girl who's dominant sexually, but I'm not going to let a girl control how I live my life like that. Sounds a little abusive.

How can woman be dominant sexualy

Being fat immediately shows people you lack self control, and you dont respect yourself enough to take care of your body. Sure you can find love being fat af, but as humans we are visual creatures, so right off the bat people that value appearance, wont even bother giving fat people a chance, which explains the lack of interest from potential partners

>tinder
The problem with Tinder is majority of them are just fucking around and they're all broken on the inside

Becouse fat looks disfiguring and that is not attractive. As much men like beautiful women, women like handsome men. Fat is not beautiful or handsome.

that's why I admitted that it's full of trash.
but it is the case with most people in general, doesn't really matter where you look. If you don't have your own group of trusted friends who are dateable or who can introduce you to someone good, your best bet is to try high numbers.
I promise that many of people on tinder are cool, nice and even modest. just be patient

Taking the lead in sex. Initiating things. Immobilize him a little bit. It depends on the guy.

Go up to her and ask her to dance. If she responds negatively, say sorry to bother you and walk away

i have this constant fear that gf will just find someone else or is already fucking some other dude on the side

I know women do this and its one of my fears

I just assume this of everyone I'm in a relationship with. It's better than living in fear.

How do you deal with baby fever?
My girlfriend (21) and I (25) aren't really in a position to have a child anytime soon. Nonetheless, she keeps talking about it. I think it's a comforting thought that I might have children with her someday but I doubt that'll be anywhere in the near future; I'd like for her to at least run out her current IUD for the remaining 4 years and see then if she still wants to have a kid and whether we could support the decision financially.

I'm totally open to it someday and I actually find it really endearing when she brings it up but how do I deal with her frustration? My sister has several young children; will exposing her to children get it out of her system?

Sounds absolutely horrible imo

if you try to wait for 4 years, you'll very likely split up. 4 years is the magical period after which childless couples usually lose interest in each other. Of course that's just statistics and it may be different with you two, but I find it unlikely.

Also, this 'not in position to have children' is pure bullshit. When you come to that bridge, you'll be able to cross it, it's pretty certain. I acknowledge that you'd prefer to be better prepared, but if she insists, you may have no other option anyway.

Oh SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT

This exact mentality is why I believe there are so many shit people in the world; this just "let's bring a person into the world and figure it out as we go" parenting does not work and makes the exact type of person that repeats the cycle ad infinitum.

She recognizes that it's also a bad idea as well and suggested we at least wait until the 4 year IUD is up and go from there. I'm asking for advice on dealing with baby fever; not when and how I should have children, thanks. Check your bro-science at the door.

Thanks you two, very good responses. You see, I haven't had friends in a long long time so that's why this would feel like an end of the world if this friendship also ends up in a failure. Especially when the guy actually makes me feel somewhat excited and he treats me like an actual human being and not like complete dirt.

I'm not so sure if my feelings are exactly romantic (I haven't had like any urges to kiss him or anything like that) but I sure have cried everytime I had to leave home (of course after we separated, didn't want to make it awkward for him though apologies for cashier who had to witness my pokerface with tears falling). And I have to admit, he also had that sad puppyface when separation occured and he accompanied me always until the very end.

He had done a lot of shit for me in that one weekend (paid for food even when I refused, rescheduled his time etc.) so maybe I'm just overthinking and getting a bit too selfish and greedy.

Okay, I'm going to cut the contact until he's done with most of his stuff and message him farewells for the trip he's doing. No more crying for now and unslept nights. Gonna make myself busy and do big breakfast for my family as a surprise. I seriously have to start accepting more people to my life and not abandon them on the spot. But I don't want to and can't force anyone to be my friend either. I have to understand that too. With the right people I become an amazing person which pretty much no one knows about. Their loss for not wanting me.

When I get my first gf, I think I won't be able to stop caressing her. :<
Would this be annoying?

Bump

hey, I do agree with you.
I still hold everything I said though.
I doubt you can calm the baby fever. Especially since if she feels it, it is a sign that her body already feels completely ready for the child and your logical, reasonable arguments are dismissed, no matter what.
so I guess the only way for her to wait is to convince her to put the self restraint on herself. She must hold it on her own.
just my "bro science" of course

get her first, only then consider coming here again

Not him, but the only way to learn how to raise a kid is to raise a kid. Other things can help, but they're not going to really prepare you. Even getting some books on child rearing, saving up for your would-be children, and discussing with your girlfriend your shared/differing expectations about child-rearing (how will you discipline your child? is it ever okay to hit them? what will you do if your child is being bullied, if you guys have any medical issues that can be passed onto children how will you ensure your child has the best life possible?) only go so far. They all do matter though, and certainly, just avoiding having children won't prepare you for them, so start doing those things.

Don't set a hard date on it either. Four years isn't too much or too little, it's just that you guys might find a different time is right for you (and the statistic he quoted about couples breaking up around that point is actually accurate). If you decide down the line it's the right time to start trying, then it's the right time.

And talk to her, engage in those same idle fantasies she has if you share them, instead of it being frustration turn it into something you both want and can enjoy discussing together.

If a girl responds to me in matter of hrs always but always tends to get to me

Is this a sign if her not being interested in me ?
Since if you like someone You d put shit down to respond to them?

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Do you ever think we'll get gender equality?
By which I mean women raping as much as men.
I sure hope so.

Science? Natural Instinct? Prob no

Okay, so this girl and I started to get serious, and we've been in the early steps of starting a relationship with one another. On our 3rd date we had sex and when she was about to put me inside of her, I asked her if she was on birth control, ect. She said that it was complicated, and was planning to get an iud in a couple of weeks. She asked if I knew how to pull out, I said but I insisted in still wearing a condom. We had sex 2 more times with a condom since then, but I did feel her raw at the very beginning of each time. I'm on vacation rn and she brought up that shes getting her iud tomorrow, and we're about to go on a trip when I come back. We've spent days on end with each other but we just had our first date last Tuesday. I dont have a reason to not trust her, but in the back of my head I'm worrying about that shes could possibly be lying. The mixture of just starting to date/know her and how convenient shes getting an iud so soon has me questioning this. My solution is asking her to see papers regarding having the implant inserted, because I have no other way to know if she actually got the iud. It seems shitty that it looks like k dont trust her, but we just met and I'm not willing to end up with a kid because I took her word on it. Can I get any advice regarding how I want to handle this situation, or something I left out? Please and thank you

How can I subtly convince my female friend that she needs to dump her current LDR that’s not going anywhere.

youre stupid. continue to fuck her with a condom, but if you actually want to know if she has a iud and isnt lying, finger her. finger her and feel around for a sharp metal "hair". theres your proof.

No

It's not mental preparedness; we both come from abusive homes and know at least 2 ways how not to raise a child. It's financial stability; more I than her. I'd kinda let life slip by over the last 7 years and meeting her has helped me reclaim some control but I'm still not there yet. We live together comfortably but some months are tighter than others. My worst fear is having a kid that suffered like I did due to irresponsible parents.
The 4 years bit comes from the IUD; she'd rather get her money's worth so to speak and enjoys the freedom from periods and not having to worry about birth control the IUD affords her. It's not necessarily a hard date as much as it is a benchmark to see where we are in the relationship and whether she still wants kids. She's in a spot where she's not sure she ever wants them, she just says it's difficult to maintain the opinion when many of the girls she went to high school with are having them and they're really cute. In her own words, she describes the desire for children, at least right now, as selfish and recognizes that it would probably be an extremely bad idea. I can tell it bugs her still though and I often humor her when she talks about how cute our kids would be; green eyes, curly red hair, we both want a girl, etc.

Was just wondering if spending time with kids in my family would be a good and even constructive way to deal with the frustration of wanting a kid but knowing it's a bad idea. It comes with the added bonus of bonding with my family.

Ask to see her papers; my girlfriend got a little card that had the date of the IUD insertion and the date it would have to be removed similar to an oil change or something.
Caused her quite a bit of bleeding and discomfort for the first few weeks after she got it. Every woman's body reacts differently but I doubt she'd be able or even want to have sex that close to something so painful.
Or, like someone else said, reach her clit and feel for strings.

>clit
I'm a retard; reach her cervix and feel for strings
When I'm all the way in while she's riding me I can feel the very tip of the implant scratch my dick too.

I can't fucking take it anymore. You women are always taken and if you're not I have to talk to you confidently, casually, smoothly, in the exact right context that doesn't seem creepy, be able to perfectly read the conversation to transition from regular conversation to asking you out, only text you at the exact right time and hope you're not having a bad day to take your anger out on me by suddenly having second thoughts.

I'm not even exaggerating. That has been my entire dating life in a nutshell.

I let my mental health problems get the best of me and turned into a kinda shitty boyfriend. Lost sex drive, didn't really want to go out with her a lot, stayed in, made plans fall through, etc. I can understand why she wanted to get out of the relationship but it also just seems odd to ghost someone like this, message them on a whim asking to see how they are doing, but immediately diffuse any sort of plan of wanting to meetup and talk.

Like i didn't do anything shitty to her and just let my mind get the best of me, but really I cant think of a reason to why she hates me.

>i didn't do anything shitty to her
>I let my mental health problems get the best of me and turned into a kinda shitty boyfriend. Lost sex drive, didn't really want to go out with her a lot, stayed in, made plans fall through, etc.
Pick one; don't forget to factor in the sadboi emotional abuse either.

>Compliment girl
>She responds with the emoji of the laughing monkey covering its eyes

Wat

Would a girl be weirded out if I asked to sniff her panties/take them home with m?

Shes shy?

Yes, youre a creep. Stop it.

It's an emoji showing a bashful monkey. It means she's making a bashful reaction.

so theres this girl at work. shes the pretty girl of the department cuz everyone likes her. multiple times ive seen this happen. buddy and me will comment or start talking about how attractive a customer is that walked by. just generally acting like dumb guys to kinda lighten up the mood. everytime I do, someone else turns to the pretty girl with "I love you". as if to assure her shes also pretty... lol is this normal behavior

I'm either oblivious to the signs or no girl has ever shown any signs of interest in me.

Girls, what kinds of things do you do around a guy you like and would like to date? I don't mean just fuck, I mean a guy you'd want to be with. What are some behaviors/signs I'm supposed to look out for?

As you can tell I've little to no experience in dating so nice comments only kek

Curious, how much (or little) masturbation would you say is "normal" for a girl? Would any number too low or too high be a turn-off?

Oh, I don't use emoji's. She used hearts for some other people though, I guess bashful is good?

Why does the OP say "welcome princesses" now? Also I'd rather have the basic white background pic, it's easier to notice.
/rant

>Start getting kinda close to this one girl at work
>Now her boyfriend is waiting for her all the time

Dammit

>too low?
Most girls say they don't maturate at all, so no.
>too high?
Anything in excess is bad. Honestly more than twice a day seems like too much. More than five is nearly an actual addiction.

It's not always the same poster, so this guy is just a weirdo

>Die before my clinger goes off
>No explosive damage credit

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But some girls are princesses and I love them.

Most girls lie for some retarded reason. Purity expectations or something.
>more than twice a day seems like too much
I feel like that's a bit low-balling. Some girls can orgasm rather quickly and successfully a few times in a row.

Talking to a Korean guy i met online. We have only been texting so far, but he isn't texting me that much. I'm almost always initiating conversation. Then while talking he says "why do i feel like it's hard to connect with anyone these days". Fellas, what does this mean? I mean i know what he is talking about, but does that mean he is "meh" when it comes to me? He barely texts me so i'm getting a little scared.

He probably isn’t really interested in you.

I still think the thread original post should not be personal.

Damn...we have alot in common though..

I was talking about separate sessions per day, not daily organs, and going off male numbers because those are the only ones I know.

he's probably a bit autistic.
it seems exactly like something one of the Jow Forums dwellers would say to a girl

do as much as pleases you. I have a big libido, so you can masturbate 5-7 times a day if you wish

>wikipedia
>human mating strategies

dude, seems like you need to unplug

So you'd say it's more about sessions than orgasms? If I have two hour-long sessions a 4 'gasms each, that's cool? As an example.

Well I do, I'm just wondering about the general male opinion on it. I was under the impression it's somewhat of a red flag for women to masturbate (too) regularly.
Thanks for the answers so far guys. Not really a topic that just pops up in casual conversation with men, of course.

I see no red flags about it, really. It would only feel strange is she didn't masturbate at all. It would hint at some problems of world view/body image origin

Sessions/orgasm thing is irrelevant to me. Just have fun, it's all I care about

> Not really a topic that just pops up in casual conversation with men, of course.
you would be surprised. there are social circles that discuss this sort of things often and completely naturally. admittedly, they are rare. But I guess that if you just asked most men about it, you would get a meaningful and straightforward answer

Literally do not give a shit and couldn't tell you how much is 'normal' because it's not really something I've ever asked women about and those that volunteer the information often claim to never do it, which seems like bullshit to me.

The female sex drive is nothing like the male. The male drive significantly higher to the point that both aren't even comparable. Many women dont even masturbate unless it is before or after their period. Stop spreading these lies

Normie girls, help me, please:

I'm going to need source on your claims

Testosterone