Brit/pol/

Send in the nonce hunters

how long does a drone last before a recharge?

>could it be a false flag to get "industrial specification" drones banned ?

As if it takes a false flag to have something banned in this country.

Fucking brutal desu

Nth for this being a stunt to make us look weak and incompetent before No Deal preparations kick in.

This happening is much more comfy than the suicide bombers or rape gangs.

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This man has caught you red handed flying drones in and out of Gatwick airspace and now you are under arrest. What now?

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is there a live stream?

>*have panic attack*
>PLEAASE IM NOT BUILT FOR PRISONN

>We've got the flight logs....

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6513923/Chaos-Gatwick-drone-spotted-near-airport-SHUTS-runway.html

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Jog away from him at a moderate pace

they’ve probably got time and space to bring it back and recharge it, our army and people in charge of dealing with this are absolutely fucking hopeless

Ya wasnt talkin to gatwick tower, ya was talkin to ME

turn 360 degrees and walk away

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you would walk right into him nigel

I fucking hate those rails.

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Big Dave can clear several feet with one belly bounce

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kek

Just plugged in the telly box to look at the BBC news.

This is fucking brilliant. All the spoiled booj bastards off galavanting for Christmas just stuck in the airport for 24 hours and crying about it. Devastated they've had their luxuries taken away from them haha

In other news, homelessness is on the rise, as well as homelessness related deaths. Imagine crying about not being able to go shopping in New York for Christmas when you could be freezing your nuts off in a piss stained doorway, all alone with no prezzies from santa.

I fucking hate the spoiled cunts in this country.

okay.

planes are filthy polluting things anyway, its better for the environment that they be stopped.

they only have greedy rich bastards or holidaymakers on them..

you got your telly license for that lad?

>ngubu

Excellent

Come to think of it, why the fuck would you go abroad for Christmas?

i didnt mean to ruin your cheeky sun budget holiday to Benidorm

No

Don't tell on me please. I will be your mate.

Slow to a brisk walk and cut a hard corner

Christmas would be nice in somewhere like lapland.

I lol'd

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ceyawh lad bitter much

You Brits need to really reduce the influence of poos in your country. You guys used to OWN them (quite literally) just a few years ago. What happened? Now the national dish is chicken tikka masala?

Visiting family

Because they don't care about Christmas, family, community etc. They just want to spoil themselves all the time. The nation is depraved.

Going away skiing for Christmas on Saturday, get rekt poorfags.

Going back to the old country with all my cash in hand money i made in the kebab shop boss

Kek

duno man i like indian food and i'd rather indians than you fucking people, the prince of your tacky las vegas got let away with abusing and running over an afghan worker

International normanry happened

Shup up, this drone banter general not politics

lmfao.

Guess again, boyo

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'Charges up drone batteries..'

you were going away skiing lol.

Bunch of brainlet students butchering Nietzsche behind me on the train

So many fucking nonces in central London I had to airplane mode my phone 4 times in order to post

HEATHROW IS CANCELLING FLIGHTS

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anyone donate to the go fund me for the wall

they're always on the trains, talking loudly about how bad brexit is, sharing rick and morty quotes or some fucking wank

Always some similarly leftist boomer with his rab rain wear who indulges them

Loud opinions on a train every time

Not in Celsius degrees

ITS AN EPIDEMIC

sauce?

few of your potato niggers did, one gave 220. sven chipped in too. i dont care if its a scam, shits hilarious how fast its going up.

Is it still going on?

Or he thought
>crashes drone with bucket full of match heads into volcano

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At least we know how to shut the country down if the state lets us down with Brexit.

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>Bunch of brainlet students butchering Nietzsche behind me on the train
Were they National Socialists?

Gatwick was just a test
Full scale drone warfare is going to cripple the country by midday tomorrow

I'm stocking up on leaves to take out the train network.

Do you think they'll get the pun?

Imagine all the Tarquins right now that are stuck in Gatwick, their flight to the swiss alps to spend their Christmas in their rented chalet for a skiing experience is now cancelled.
Meanwhile, Gazza and Chantelle and several hundreds just like them are getting increasingly incensed and ornery that their £10 Sun Holiday to Torrevieja is now cancelled.. The cheese and biscuit packets are running out. Little Chesney and Wayne won't stop screaming and tensions are being increasingly raised.

How long before this reaches boiling point?

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We need this to spread, Eurocucks, where are your drones? Frogs, put those yellow vests away and buzz the airports instead

Is getting caught part of his plan?

The day when white people become so enraged that they cluster control hundreds of drones with pipe bombs attached will be the day that these global merchants regret their decisions.

how is norf fc a meme.

north = hard men/pimps

south = wimps/rent boys

South = people
North = norfs

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midul?

Detector van deployed

How effective is 'in minecraft' as a legal cover?

I'm getting the wrong sort of ice from my freezer.

North - Hard men
North - Muslim rape gang capital of the western world

Why does he fly the drone?

[Citation needed]
Poo detected

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100% effective same as in a self defense scenario

Probably about as effective as 'it was just a bit of banter!'.

I can just drive you bitter, jaded northern monkeys.

It's a very clever plan to cripple UK communications and economy. Very cheap and simple. Easy to place a number of drones at a number airports. Programme flight plans into drones and they will take off automatically every so often. Extremely difficult to detect and prevent. Gotta be in exactly the right place/time to counteract or shoot down, besides in Bongistan no one would want people shooting into the sky in an urban area. Just surprised that numerous airports haven't been targeted in a coordinated effort.

Bong government response will be.......a licence for drones!

I'm from north London.

>People are still continuing to dehumanize their own countrymen in Brit/pol
You all think "it's just banter" when in reality you're just dividing us even more

Only if they're the wrong type of leaves, user

They're not, they're expanding them. F off with the fake news.

Serveral breeze blocks on the motorway at the right time and traffic will come to a standstill.

The NORF man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. He is an absolute UNIT. His commanding bulk makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is stocky and wide, as a result of his high levels of calorie consumption. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his pink gammon skin. This reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the biting cold, rain and endless darkness of Northern England, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The pink skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The NORTHERN MAN's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of Albion (S*vvern fairies)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his belly. The NORTHERN belly is largest of all the races. As the belly is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the NORTHERN man the most masculine of men. This large belly is able to arouse the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the empty space on the bed. Its capacity ensures that when he necks a few bevvies, he can consume up to more than three times his weight in weak alcoholic brews.

In total, the NORTHERN man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and prodigious bulk upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the NORTHERN man is the epitome of masculinity

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It’s fucking hilarious

I best start learning to fly a drone I guess. 100 days to go.

>implying this shithole has any effect in actual reality

It's unironically based and a nice early christmas present.
t. only flies from Doncaster airport and doesn't get impacted by this stuff

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or most likely its a shitskin palying with a hundred dollar drone and trying to shut down the airport or play jihad?

either way they're getting banned now lmao.

>that pic

Norferners are Anglos.