Brit/pol/

>coffee
Barbarous

>Posted at 19:2519:25
>Gatwick disruption: Skiing holiday affected by delays
Mark Cleverly and his family were planning to fly to Geneva tonight to start a skiing holiday in France.

He said: "We have had to re-book a flight to Geneva from Heathrow costing over £1,000 one way.

"We are due to return on Christmas Eve to Gatwick with easyJet and hope that this is sorted out before then otherwise we are not getting home for Christmas."

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if she shows feet i'll call off the drone attack

yeah lets shut the whole of everything down lol
no point fighting it
lets have a cobre meeting

>hold airports hostage
>demand every women in britain sends pic of their bare soles

can it be done

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>live overseas in europe
>hate flying
>get my comfy Eurostar with no problems and disruptions ez
Feels good man

Based Freddy!

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heathrow update anyone?

>Closing down an airport with a children's toy

This is a quintessentially British prank. In a bygone era, pulling stunts like this in your college days would be borderline mandatory if you wanted the Prime Minister or Foreign Sec gig.

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flying is okay if it isnt a budget airline

gemma pel hard luck

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disgusting sodomite

When will this stop lads

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And let's cancel bregsit while we're at it

absolute state of DM comments... who is writing these?

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what we drinking lads

*bzzzs your path*

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(OP)
Pilot fags, the operation has seen success in our initial probes. Man you drones and approach your local airports.

Rules of Engagement;

1: STAY OUT OF THE FLIGHT PATHS
Jow Forums is a board of peace. We want no deaths or injuries during our operation. We are winning hearts and minds.

2: Try Buzzing the Towers
Let get a look at the faces of those nerds in air traffic controll lol They're going to be pissed

3: Dodge Law enforcement at all costs
They'll have snipers, possibly nets so give them a wide berth

4: When battery is dying or its time to gtfo do not return drone directly to yourself
Your extraction strategy should be to ditch pursuit and then stash the drone until the search is called off. Personally Id fly low along the streets between buildings and down alleyways until you could find a dumpster or something to crash in. Scout several of these checkpoints out prior to take off for better chances at recovery. That leads us to our final rule.

5: Be prepaired to lose your craft
But know that should you, you've done so giving everyone behind you a good hearty chuckle. And thats why we do things.....for the lulz

boomer central.

>he doesnt drink tea

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budweiser, about to move on to marijuana tho

The very same middle class boomers who turned this country to complete shit

Boomers.

>bzzzz
>"Ooopps, let me shut my country down."

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>reactionary newspaper attracts reactionary readers

Why are you surprised?

Terrified of heights m8
It's the being in the air that I hate so any airline is bad for me
And I'm back home in front of a comfy fire instead of stuck in some shitty airport

The only people flying this time of year are middle and upper class soft Souffen pansies going who voted remain, going on their Christmas holiday vacations. Fuck 'em.

That said apparently we sent some doggos from here today hoping for a better life in the UK.
Kek.

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the British spirit of freedom coming through strong

lighweight

is the drone pro brexit?

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Tea. I've got to get to bed soon.

He is holding the flag the wrong way round.

Boohoo. The rich cunt should try spending Christmas in hospital

>people should have liocences
kek
memes writing themselves.

go fist your own anus faggot.

>The drone keeps reappearing before the runway can reopen, according to Sky News.

>It is coming up to 23 hours since the disruption began and the perpetrator(s) remain at large.

This is a good thing. Honestly just like with everything else in your lives, you brits have too much free access to dangerous flying death drones. This will lead to regulation and hopefully, the eventual ban of private British citizens from owning evil drones.

Only the police should own drones, why do you need one? What are you paranoid?

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I flew to New York with Delta recently. The service was so good it was actually borderline enjoyable. Credit to the yanks.

I suppose in some ways I'll miss flying now we're in the post-drone era.

ahhhhh jannies help meeee aaaahh!!

'ate weak minded fools
'ate old Jedi mind tricks

Love me palace
Love me rancor
Love Salacious Crumb

Simple as

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Honestly British people are a parody of themselves, the comments read like a burger's idea of us

picking stray dogs up in cyprus and bringing them here, this country is long gone

Why don't they just follow the drone?

Now I get it. Cats are behind the drones

So the consensus is no to the coffee and fag then

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is there any video footage of the drone?

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rather dogs than pakis

Is there any news story that can't be invaded by fucking dogs or other animals?

Obviously you should, you bloody nancy. I quit smoking years ago and have to wake up at 5:45 tomorrow but otherwise I'd be joining you.

why fly with a mutt airline when we’ve got BA, Virgin, Emirates going there?

Get the offie and treat yourself user

youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94

>coping 101

...

>BA

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that's what i mean anything can come and go here, fucking joke

>picking stray dogs up in cyprus and bringing them here, this country is long gone

There's a huge market is Dog Trafficking.
At least they're more wanted than refugees.

>Now I get it. Cats are behind the drones
Bingo
metro.co.uk/2015/10/01/man-who-turned-his-dead-cat-into-a-drone-now-plans-to-create-a-cow-helicopter-5416891/

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Degenerate keks

Cobra in essence are a Huge Fail as they Re-act kek
thats how British we truely are

drinking is not a sin

Maybe he got a cheaper fare with Delta? Retard.

>Emirates
>British

Pick one. Also BA is trash.

Virgin and Delta are commercial partners and I believe they only operate the Delta brand on flights to NY from my local airport (Edinburgh). Service is worse on BA these days and, again, I'm not sure Emirates operates an Edinburgh > NY flight.

Gatwick Runway closure extended until Friday 06.00UTC

>Is there any news story that can't be invaded by fucking dogs or other animals?
>fucking
>dogs
>or other animals.

You kinky bastard.
No one suggested bestiality was involved.

It's a bit late for a coffee, user.

Might head round the shop for some drink in a bit. What are you drinking tonight lad?

>receive the extinction rebellion newsletter
>they are the group who claim to be 'rebelling' over climate change
>pic related

Why are these retards so soft? How can they see what the yellow vests did and not become more violent over something they claim is an existential risk?

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There isn't because there isn't a drone and never was.

Some chump misidentified a bird and ever since when they've been looking to reopen some plonker says "Whooh, I think I saw another."

If there was a drone its batteries would have run out by now.

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vodka

Nice one lad, that is all I need. I only have 2 fags & espressos a day, not really a proper smoker. Is there a better combo than pic related?

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Cancer user here, its what got me into this mess

where the fucks eddie

Haha oh this is so good
It's like when they announced LEAVE won all over again

Oh no! They will miss out on their very important international business meetings! They are important people!

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bitch dont kill my vibe

my thoughts exactly user, someone waiting for their plane would have filmed it by now

for a change

when the Fall of GB happens will you be a WINRAR or a savage ape ?

stock up NOW

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what was this user talking about

get sparked up son. coffee and cigarette is an institution unto itself.

Enjoy, mate. Bloody miss my morning coffee and smoke.

>UTC
GREENWICH MEAN TIME. Fucking Yanks.

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t. unemployed norf fc retard

Yes we southerners have important things to attend to, like propping the economy up so you fucks can keep getting tax credits and benefits

lmao
it flies away when they try to catch it
then it comes back when theyre not looking

im here to do a number on you lot

>"We have had to re-book a flight to Geneva from Heathrow costing over £1,000 one way.
>oh yeah we just happen to have a spare grand to pay for an extra set of flights
>feel sorry for me

lol a grand one way

>ruffugees

>Question Time Jow Forums:
is Laura Kuenssberg attractive?
I think so but it’s a controversial opinion
I’d appreciate some mommy laurak pics

lov' monarch
lov' ryanair
lov' easyjet

ate BA
ate Virgin

simple as

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