/ptg/ President Trump General - Memes Make Themselves Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: We Need The Wall 12/20/18
youtu.be/LFelalBY6d4
>Pres Trump Signs HR2 Farm Bill 12/20/18
youtu.be/bQa_MIGWeYs
>AgrSec Perdue on FBN 12/20/18
youtu.be/-HylgwoRzgs
>SoS Pompeo meets w/flip FS Tocsin 12/20/18
youtu.be/xv7BFqBbBU0
>DepAG Rosenstein/FBIDir Wray on Chinese Hackers 12/20/18
c-span.org/video/?456191-1/
>DHSSec Nielsen @House on Oversight 12/20/18
c-span.org/video/?456086-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 12/20/18
youtu.be/IVX6KEJuIhE
>NASAAdm Bridenstein on Watch This Space 12/20/18
youtu.be/01fa_zQ_yqI
>CEAChair Hassett on CNBC 12/20/18
youtu.be/huVC_mEbaXk
>SECDir Redfearn on CNBC 12/20/18
youtu.be/HWoWC94CHlc
>DoEVideo: US/Iraq Shared Prosperity 12/20/18
youtu.be/dnSXzRlz5WE
>TrumpWave: w a r m a c h i n e 12/19/18
youtu.be/njPzW_20o-k
>TrumpTweet: Bring The Boys Back Home! 12/19/18
youtu.be/LGw7ZOGPr8w
>VP Pence meets w/DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis 12/19/18
c-span.org/video/?456152-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Oman FM Abdullah 12/19/18
youtu.be/YLD7G8EVy_0
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Norway FM Soreide 12/19/18
youtu.be/kNaLLGNEjDU
>HUDSec Sleepy Ben/ActEPAAdm Wheeler on Lead Exposure 12/19/18
c-span.org/video/?456141-1/
>VASec Wilkie @House/Senate on Mission 12/19/18
c-span.org/video/?456085-1/
>FEDChair Powell statement on new rates 12/19/18
c-span.org/video/?455899-1/
>KAC on FoxNews 12/19/18
youtu.be/Qk9UvKx9n1c
>KAC outside WH 12/19/18
youtu.be/Us88QjpB3J8

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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youtube.com/watch?v=4eTjPKDRiZ4
dhs.gov/news/2018/12/20/secretary-nielsen-announces-historic-action-confront-illegal-immigration
newsmax.com/t/newsmax/article/895297?section=newsfront&keywords=paul-ryan-gop-trump-louie-gohmert&year=2018&month=12&date=20&id=895297
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Broken Arms user, how are you feeling?

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Can we at least get matching funds for the wall? Every dollar we spend for foreign border protection can be better spent defending our own border.

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Pres. Trump mentioned anything about coming to Bolsonaro inauguration?
There should be somewhere between 250 to 500 thousand people.
Orban and Bibi said they were coming, if Pres. Trump came I would go over there to Brasília

MAGA

MAXIMUM PANIC!!!

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Trump is such a joke. gg no re

Gas the government

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NO
MORE
SANDNIGGER
WARS

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MAGA

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first to hop
first to munch
first to a-woo

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REMINDER THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU VOTED FOR

REMINDER THAT NOBODY ELSE CAN OR WILL DO THIS

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>defense secretary quits in protest

>when trump will 100% shutdown the govt but we still need to donate money to the wall
rubs hands

There a livestream for that ?

>Nancy just said she's literally "shaking"

THIS IS GREAT
EVERYONE IS FUCKING PISSED

REMINDER

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>i have no idea what that even means
It's the bollard style fencing that Trump cucked to.

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No more wars for Greater Israel

>tied up in Jew to Jew combat!

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>haha trump isn't getting his 5b
>5B isn't enough drumpf needs to get 10b

I admire your endless dedication to being a cockjockey (You)whore, Mr. Shillberg

Please refresh. Edits have been made to the pastebin if baking again. Thanks

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He only hires the best, folks.
What a disgrace this president has been this week

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only OP has got digits so far

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>DJIA down 6% YTD
More like Down Jones, amirite? Kinda like the syndrome that the POTUS has!

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See ya later, Mattis. Take Trump with you.

This has something to do with it, user.
youtube.com/watch?v=4eTjPKDRiZ4

dhs.gov/news/2018/12/20/secretary-nielsen-announces-historic-action-confront-illegal-immigration

>Trump cucked

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How do you guys do it?

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>the entirety of the US is imploding at what Trump is doing
>meanwhile Rand, /ptg/, /sg/, and Ron are just laughing

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Mattis NO

Goddamn Nancy looks tired af

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>shills said trump will cuck
>sleep for 8 hours
>trump is shutting it down for the wall
>pulling out of Syria and Afghanistan
>shills narrative has collapsed

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>President Trump is plunging this country into chaos

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I'm not sure how it will go down, but I'm most certainly if there are any they won't be in English

>ISIS in full retreat with no strongholds left
>no reason for us to be in the middle east anymore
>Mattis disagrees and wants us to be in a constant state of war to fight Russian influence and support our "allies" i.e. random rebel groups and Israel
I'm glad hes gone. The guy was good but damn if people like him wouldn't suck the nation dry. It's like how I loved Douglas Mcarthur as a general but holy shit he fucked up in Japan's occupation. Freed all the communists, we would have lost them behind the iron curtain if it wasn't for removing Douglas from his position of power.

Thats just parkinsons .

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>McCain dies
>All wars end
Is this a coincidence?

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>dems forced to close government for the sake of bootiful brown babies

Oh wait the military/dhs is still funded so the border is still under control. Damn that sucks for the Ds.

THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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nigger we're 85% there. only when we're 100% is it done

What public disagreement?

Kikes are screeching, what a wonderful Thursday

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SECOND
N I N E - E L E V E N

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Do you see it?

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Still higher than Bush and that other after him

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It's not a wall. He promised America pic related and that is what America deserves.

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Autism so concentrated and intense that it will reach critical mass in mid 2020.

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Goddamn, this fucking day, man. Faggot Schumer saying on Fox that Trump can't build the wall with the military "by law", yet the United States Constitution says he can BY LAW as is his Executive privilege. GAS THE KIKES, POTUS!!

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Mad Cuck is gone
Now he can jerk it to all the tranny porn he wants

SHITPOSTING IS MAGIC

welcome to the perpetual /ptg/ cycle

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he's sending his crew, but not going himself

Says you, the "sandbox" will simply shift to a different geolocation.

JUST STOP LETTING MUSLIMS INTO THE US YOU RETARDED DICKLICKERS

It's time for another Horus Heresy. Purge the warmongers, the globalists, the corporatists, Antifa, and the Neocons/Neolibs. Let us build something greater from their ashes.

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LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

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OK, Graham is definitely off my "maybe cool" list.

Drink every time sleazy Schumer says temper tantrum. You’ll be drunk in seconds. He tries so hard to start a movement with key words and they fail every time.

Nice lighting. Do you use psychedelics occasionally?

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No, he didn't
Those were prototypes made by different contractors

Ahem
*spoon clanks*
I predicted this

Is the shutdown confirmed?

>fucking mattis resigning, of all people
trump fucked up big time

THAT THINLY VEILED THREAT

>It's the bollard style fencing that Trump cucked to.
It's what CBP wants. They actually requested the see-through design styles, the 20-30ft bollards with the concrete reinforced/sunk base.

holy shit i didn't know they take skin from your leg to make the dick wtf

Is that that foreskin restoration surgery? Seems like going through hell just to get a benis that looks like a pig in a blanket isn’t for me now

is there a /ptg/ ballpark of where it will be at midnight? Keep in mind there will be a surge from boomers when the guy is on after Hannity. I'd guess $12 million?

i am going to have quite the chuckle when desmond grows up and murders his parents

Paul Ryan ratted out! So much shit is happening today. I didn't expect so much happening in one day.

newsmax.com/t/newsmax/article/895297?section=newsfront&keywords=paul-ryan-gop-trump-louie-gohmert&year=2018&month=12&date=20&id=895297

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Didn't most failed the test?

Mattis was my bellwether. What the fuck is his problem with leaving Syria?

Holy shit its like that Family guy skit

Gotta gaslight his libs and bots so they are all in agreement when King Hawaii issues an injunction on any wall construction.

>Joe Scarborough Continues Holiday Trolling of Trump with New EP I Don’t Want to Go Home for Christmas with Song “The Drumpf”

Today has been so good.

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>welcome to the perpetual /ptg/ cycle

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So youre telling me that through all the rallies you pictured a bollard fence when he and people chanted "build the wall"?

Chuck and Nancy are losing their shit

based col. kurt

>DHS
No. That was part of this appropriations bill. The military was funded, yes.

Yes it's sad not to have a tranny loving faggot as the sec of def anymore.
I'll go cry about it later.

what did miller say in OP's image? also what are your thoughts,/ptg/, on the effect of withdrawing troops from syria on the political climate there? do you think the t*rks will attack the kurds? and if so what's the effect of that on political climate?

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>all i have to do is just go over to the other tab
>highlight everything before the prev thread numbers
>press a button

still amazed at how not annoying that makes refreshing the paste bin after I already pre-baked.

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They are trying to pass a bill with funding for a wall. If it doesn't go through, there will be a shutdown.

He's always been a worthless faggot.

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That's what (((they)))) say but have we seen the proof? Those things are now disregarded monuments never to be mentioned again...

She said " I'm shook" you dumb fuck

I guess Trump just stopped giving a fuck.

Bout time

ahahahahah that pic

it will be the only chance the kid has of saving himself

they still have to work but would have to wait for retroactive payments

LITERALLY SHOKEN

He'll get BTFO by the stacked supreme court.

miller looks good with that clean look someone tried to JUST him but they can’t take a mother fucker down