War Declared

Looks like nobody out there knows how to use a shotgun with some birdshot in it.

It's fragile. Spray it with some pellets and problem solved. Whoever's doing this, I have to salute him because piloting a drone while nearly dying of laughter at this circus must be tough.

your samefag noguns joke over and over again isnt funny.

Holy shit, it went unclear.

some dude with like a $1000 drone is causing this much havoc lmao.

hours
you mean over a day.
its been over TWENTY FOUR HOURS.

drone is literally the most effective terrorist of the year.
more damage and grief caused by one fucking floating device than any islamic shithead

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Ha

Too much bureaucracy. Too many people in jobs they're not qualified for because they shared a dorm with the boss at Eton.

It's just target practice, this is embarrassing.

>Gatwick chaos: Police 'could shoot down drone'

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>Set up signal jammers, since all air traffic is suspended anyways
>Wait for drone operator to lose connection with drone. Drone crashes
>Go pick up the drone
>Go home

Instead they're using helicopters to chase after the drone, nearly a hundred police officers and the army to chase after the drone on the ground? Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Bongland?

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Holy shit, I really needed this laugh. THANKS BONGS :DDDDD

I'm just saying the cops could have literally solved this with a hunting gun, it's not like they're trying to take down Mechagodzilla here.

Fuck, they probably could have knocked it down with a water cannon, assuming it got close enough.

Get off the internet and call your parents for one last time. Godspeed, brother.

They still haven't caught it?For once baneposting will be funny.
>do you feel in control

Guys, I haven't been able to leave my house to get food for nearly 2 days. Every time I check out the window, there are more drones patrolling the streets, flying aggressively close to pedestrians and bumping into cars.

Send help.

Their excuse for failing to get rid of it is that the drone is likely "not operated by amateurs".

Meaning they'll probably try to pin it on Russia in order to avoid too much embarrassment and since it fits the pre-existing narrative.

you gentelads ITT are making the beginner assumption that it actually is a drone- with zero footage on the main new channels, and not even mobile video on social media? Come on... this is no drone.

Get ahead of the curve and start eating people.

You better start learning to speak Drone, mate. The government will be offering an unconditional surrender by the time sun comes up.

>causing millions of damage with a 30$ zone

I for one welcome our drone overlords.

kek

Its not a drone. There is something in the skies that the britbongs arent telling you.

What a terrible cover story, really an rc helicopter has been up for 24+ hours has brought an intl. airport to a stop? Come on get a better excuse than that.

Where is he supposed to get the license for that? He can't even leave the house.

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
We had a faff and a laff, didn we.

Realizing western powers are actually massively incompetent is a pretty big redpill. They can't keep the people safe, they can't keep the people happy, they can't even keep planes on schedule. The only thing keeping the entire western world from collapsing into pure anarchy is the illusory notion of "force", be it police or military, neither of which are even competent enough to take a measly drone out of protected airspace. Soon enough people are going to start realizing that nobody is even in control of anything anymore and start running wild, it is only a matter of time.

A bong owes us some livestream, Jow Forums is such newfag cancer.

A drone with a +5 km operating range. It comes and goes, since the guy operating the drone needs to change batteries every hour or so.

The Bong police really are this fucking incompetent.

This is not just a drone. They are saying it is but its not. Keep an eye on international news, especially anything aviation related

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46639182

>not assembling an army of drones that are piloted by onboard gps and a raspberry pi
>not programming them to launch at random intervals and fly to the airport and circle

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Hope so. The police can't be this incompetent... right?

Why isn't every chav in the 10 mile radius out their with phone getting us footage?

if they got away how do they know it's a father and son? and not an older guy and a younger guy? weird.

I would shake the drone kings hand, if i knew he was

We need to set up gofundme for drone batteries and eventual legal defense.

>tfw you realise you could bring about the collapse of Britain just by fucking around with a few toys

footage of what?

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People who think like you is the reason I'm so fucking scared of flying.

All it takes is one person who isn't retarded and decides to have some malicious fun, and dozens of planes would be dropping out of the skies for weeks or even longer.

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1200$ actually

>The drones, believed to be remotely controlled by President Vladimir Putin.....

We’re not bailing you out this time.

there was a youtube streamer at early hours when it began, the drone (one of?) has green and red lights on it, and is pretty big, thus why I think a monkey could have shot it down at this point.

It just floats over for 20mins every few hours and Gatwick is melting down

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WTF 2 DRONES JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

It's drones ayyy, it must be drones.

There's a EU wide terrorist attack attempt going on right now.
The drone likely contains a bomb or chemical weapon, which is why they're reluctant to shoot it down when they don't have to just yet.
There have already been similar attempts thwarted elsewhere in places like Germany, god knows what else the intelligence services are hiding from us.

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WTF THIS DUDES HOUSE FLEW OVER MY DRONES!

DRONED

No one got the roight loiconse gov'na

>norsk politiet blir sittende fast i en traffikkork mens folk blir skutt på utoya
>de bruker en eller annen form for oppblåsbar båte som synker halvveis til oya
l m a o shut yer pie hole

God speed brothers across the pond. We are mobilizing our infantry as we speak but we are having trouble finding enough planes with extra big seats to accommodate our burgerarmy

Might just send mayo packets and beef jerky, how copy?

Meanwhile in America...

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båt* fug

You know it's a ufo right?

I'm praying it doesn't come our way

When the time comes, I just hope nuclear power plants are shut down by engineers. Fuck up everything else, but it only takes one nuke plant going south to make a region uninhabitable.

>Breivik detonates bomb in the city center
>Drives out of the city to Utoya
>It's around rush hour, so everyone is driving out of the city after Breivik
>After the bomb, even more people are driving out of the city
>Police who are busy in city center gets call that shots are fired on Utoya
>Needs to drive past the massive fucking traffic jam which was there due to normal rush hour + bomb in city center
>Doesn't have time to wait for local faggots to come with their boats
>Takes the first and best available option, an inflatable boat

Had they stood on shore and listened to the shots on the island while waiting 10 minutes for some local faggot to come with a normal boat, they'd get flack for that, too.
It was extremely time sensitive, and they took a chance with the inflatable boat instead of waiting.

Your police has had nearly 24 fucking hours to set up signal jammers to get the drone to crash. Instead they're still contemplating shooting it down.

Can someone just invade the UK already and put us out of our misery.

I bet if that drone insulted Muslims they'd find that thing in seconds.

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Been stuff to take down small drones on the market for years. Or just use a wi-fi jammer gismo. They could probably get a 15 years kid make a
Raspberry or arduino thingy that could take it down.

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Drone owner is a national hero.

Based and underrated post

as I understood the reporting, isn't it that the drone/s appeared and left and the police appealed to the MoD for assistance to trak da signal?

yeah but if they leave this to play out for a few days as theatre the public will understand when it happens again to stir the chaos put during the final Brexit push

This.

The last day has been a serious wake-up call to me about how woefully and pathetically unprepared we are as a nation to deal with even a minor annoyance such as this drone sighting. A major airport has literally been grounded to a halt by some random bloke with a drone.

Just think what you could accomplish with just a slight amount of motivation and about £5 to spend on materials.

your country is incapable of flying soldiers or policemen to an island with an active shooter

you're literally a country full of rich tanned sosser and can't do helicopters

why is this crazy?

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The drone has a bomb on it

>if its shot, it will detonate
>if it loses connection, it will detonate

Government and media in full scale panic mode because they can't cover this one up

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>Britain declares war on drone
>needs America's assistance

hang in there, bongs

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The island was small, and the police had no idea how many shooters there were. Only that they had semi-automatic weapons. Which meant that they could shoot the helicopter down.

Our police isn't the best in the world, but it's no where near as much of a joke as your police force is. Except when it comes to islamophobia. If the drone operator had made an anti-Islam tweet on social media, the drone would have nobody to pilot it by now.

probably has a poor understanding of radar

a bomb going off in mid air is not going to do much damage, to anything. Shoot the thing with a bloody rifle and be done with it

It's Santa Claus, not a drone

>mom's basement

Mum's basement user... Mum's

SKYNET HAS BECOME SELF AWARE

THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH

>trump cabinet
>competent member
You haven't been paying attention

>Send La Armada Invencible to conquer England
>Complete failure
>A couple of drones flying around
>Complete Surrender

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

really reaching for fake news

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They can't seem to shoot down this madman

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If skynet is as cute as my anime she can analogue hack me any time she wants.

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The ol' ur country's shitter than mine eh

i remember negerjeger got arrested in norway because of his name

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dirty bomb?

It's just like the blitz!

This is the most likely answer, but a UFO appearing and disappearing is obv. more interesting

what is this drone's power source? what are the details of the engagement? is the drone continuously flying around the airport or is it popping up every few minutes? there's no way it wouldnt have run out of battery by now if it's the former

It's ayys looking for a lost kin. Repeating numerical composition will confirm.

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>The ol' ur country's shitter than mine eh
You started it, by bringing up Utoya and the supposed incompetence of our police force, because I dared criticize your police.

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