Éire/pol/ - Party Topplin' In The House Tonight
I'll go smoke a joint before the party starts.
Be back
Shit is starting to heat up lads
You feel it too?
I was going to say something but I literally cannot argue with those trips.
You talkin about my spliff?
Everything around my area is the same old shite anyway
Pity this place isnt a casino
I think I'll move to the Falklands or something, not in the mood for that kind of shite
Lads she made a video...
arsebook.com
Replace arse with face
jesus christ
it's on youtube too
youtube.com
So the communist lad is actually one of us?
yeah, he got caught a few weeks ago
Soooooo are ever gonna own the whole island, or join the UK ?
Are you ever going to do anything?
How did it happen? I must not have been on that night
Worry about your own country
That's rude
I just want a straight answer is all, wtf is Ireland doing?
Yank here. If you knew how much shit the average Irish person talks about America on a daily basis you would have nothing but contempt for them.
Jesus christ, if you want an explanation it wont make any fucking sense without context, so we'd have to go through the last forty years of political history here and its late. just come to our earlier threads and ask
long version is we're cucked, but you probably knew that already
*short, rather
Our government acts against the interests of our nation
Most people don't want to be ethnically replaced but they worry about women and weak men calling them 'racist'
I have similar problems to America.
Yeah but at least we honed our debating skills on him
************we have similar problems
It's late and I've had a few bottles
Yeah I've asked him a few questions and he just doesn't reply. It's weird how he's one of us though.
The whole world hates America, we're nothing special
>yank here
People actually call us Yankees ? Lmao
Not Yankees, just Yanks. Like how you call us 'micks'.
piles more uda graffiti in the north now. also i cannae be arsed doing a gaeilge thread tonight i'm away to my bed
But we love you, im part Irish myself.
No one calls you micks.
this isn't limited to the Americans. Before the 90s every country was treated the same - now only white ones can comfortably be slagged
This is something i think americans with irish heritage find jarring - the whole culture of piss taking and jibing is done in an aggressively alien way to how it is in america
Just yank and not in an endearing manner. It's actually pathetic hearing them go on.
I thought that's what americans called us
Ah right you're more than welcome here so
ask me how i know you haven't integrated, bucko
Nah usually just 'Irish'
Seldomly I hear 'paddies' or 'potatoe nigger'
We also have the phrase ' I'm gonna beat you like a red-headed step-child' take it for what you will
I've heard people here say that Americans don't get your sense of humour which is not true. We get it. It's just not funny at all to anyone except Irish people. Think about it this way, plenty of people here watch American television and comedy movies, but nobody in America can name a single Irish comedian. It's not that we don't get the humour, you're just not funny. Most of it would be considered childish and what we would call "ass grabbing".
Ask me how much I give a fuck.
This will be some good entertainment over the holidays
nice get
I was kicked up the hole once
Also beatings with the wooden spoon don't count
Other than that I don't get the whole abuse meme
Not everyone uses the word yank.
A lot of the time its used in an ironic way too.
Sometimes just as a nod to 'The Field'
People in my area (think north-west munster) use it a lot
I'm a Hoosier, yanks are faggots
If you lived here you wouldn't. Trust me.
So why are you complaining?
>i dont find how you joke funny
then dont laugh, dont just come onto éire/pol/ and whinge because someone from Dundalk thought you sounded like a High School Musical character, it makes you sound like a baby
What if i just got piss drunk and kept to myself, would anyone notice?
Make it so lad
"Whinge". My fuck this island makes me cringe.
Pryor, Chase, Murray, Belushi, Murphy, Williams, Allen, Cosby......
Can any Irishman eduacate me in the art of stealing British women?
>comes onto Éire/pol/
>starts whinging when he sees people talking like Irish people
if only there was a way to avoid this
Why are you being so anti-craic. Americans love Irish humor once they realize your being a sarcastic cunt. All the Americans I’ve met here the last year I get along with. The actual island can just be tough to break into
You would have to talk at some point
Your clothing and mannerisms would expose you
I've never actually seen The Field
m.youtube.com
I keked at this trailer. It's like every Irish land dispute ever
the play is better because the father and son are basically just the town knackers
Why would you want to move to a place where the average person puts on a facade of hating you to cover up their extreme jealousy of where you're from? People from here make daily comments about how much they hate America but then they all talk about how they went their on their J1 Visa or how they want to go their to work. But never to raise kids because "I don't want them being fat and dumb", as though the average person on this island isn't a bottom feeding dole collecting inbred. Whatever fantasy you have built up in your head about Ireland and the Irish you should get rid of. I can assure you it is far from the truth.
We studied the play in school but we never actually got to see it live due to our shit teacher
The Irish are miles funnier than any American you can name and the only reason foreigners watch American comedians is because of how heavily your shite pop culture is shilled in Anglophone media
Shit thread, lads why are Irish politics so booring ... ? Well? Do we have a Indian faggot ruler? Wtf is going on up north? Where's all the blood? So many people need to die horrifically before /eirepol/ can we worth poasting in lads plz...
"Go home now, like a good yank"
Not Irish Americans you knob. Irish comedians. A comedian from Ireland. You think the comedic shit that is Tommy Tiernan would make it in America beyond a select few? Get over yourself.
How do you even see the play? I doubt It ever be's done near me
It's nearly two o'clock in the morning what do you expect? I'm only here because im on nightshift
Americans are actually decent people. The Irish are not. The only reason you're fitting in is because you moved there. How many Americans would have the same experience here? From my dealings with expats, absolutely none. I'm surprised you even made American friends considering what the Irish are like when they go abroad.
>Knob
You've exposed yourself.
The only humor worse than Irish is British.
I just want the government to buy me a house and a debt free virgin without tattoos and to pay for my 5 white children's meat while I work out and play my flute :'/
Most of our current comedians are black, women, or german
What do you want from us damn it
(((Comedian)))
I exposed myself earlier. I'm not trying to hide anything. I came to this place on contract from one of the USA multinationals that keeps you ungrateful spuds employed.
I named funny American comics, a few anyway that are funny.
You were saying we dont find their humor to our liking
Well if you don't like it here fuck off back to muttland no one's forcing you to stay
Reminder that the "american" you're replying to isn't american. He's taking the piss or is English by the slang he's dropped. Either way, he's just gaggin' for some (you)'s
Learn to read, I said the opposite. We don't find your humor funny.
Are there many irish qt's looking for an american adventure?
We have cattle so watch your tongue "friend"
Unlike you lazy faggots I honor my commitments. I signed a contract for two years so I'll be here for two years. Trust me I'm looking forward to getting back to the first world.
We say knob in the daily autismo
Oh no no no lad. I can tell. The way you talk, your words, there's nothing american about you.
You're fooling no one, lad
>Learn to read
Uncalled for. You know I can read.
Im a little stoned
American humour is just centrist millionaires talking in a condescending voice at the camera about how bad Trump is, you've not got a leg to stand on fella
You mean shooting up and getting violated in an endless, flat parking lot...? Nah
Im surrounded by corn fields and forests bigger than your island
You'll get bombarded with cherry picked photos for my response to this. Absolutely not. A majority of Irish women are dog ugly. They dye their hair bleach blonde and coat themselves in fake tan and make up. Remember how women dressed in the early 2000s during the Jersey Shore phase? That is modern day women here. If you like hoop earrings and full Adidas sweat suits then you're fine.
Gotta agree with you buddy, I think this guy is up to something.
Share and share alike
>A majority
The majority. Learn some grammar.
See the list of comedians the other user named earlier then try to make one of equal value from Irish comedians.
Mmm yes, your intonation, your namefagging, your way with words
*sniiiiiff*
ah yes, i suspect
*sniiiiiff*
redditor, mixed with-
*sniiiiiff*
south dublin!
>You made one grammatical error so your point isn't valid
Boooring
Lad it's not even Christmas yet
I'm Irish
Maybe you live and work with middle class college educated people in some multinational company in Dublin and think the fags you work with and mostly interact with are indicative of the average person. Or maybe you use reddit and see the faggots on that with their snooty comments but the average person doesn't think about or comment or care about America in their daily lives.
It fascinates me I can drive a thousand miles in any direction, and still in my country and at peace with the locals, where as you are all on islands right bloody next to each other and cant stop fighting
I'm not allowed use reddit...
>Wagecuck
Lmao
Garda are going to swab you tomorrow when you're driving.
Like I said, Im a little stoned.
Whats your excuse?