WE'RE GETTING THE WALL

20 pieces of silver, obviously.

I just woke up, everyone is posting crazy things and I honestly can't tell which threads are trolling

Just got a news alert on my computer.

$5.7 billion for the border wall and bill is sent to the senate.

Looks like that gofundme can be used to put gigantic middle fingers pointing towards mexico.

>apply for "entry level job" that's begging for anyone to work there and promising early promotion for hard workers
>2 weeks pass
>resume still "under review"

HR is cancer and the main reason I'm a neet, but not for long because I'm going to start just writing resumes that have relevant experience to the job I'm applying for and pretending it's 100% legit. Fuck America.

This

>Trump pulls out of Syria
>Trump to start pulling troops out of Afghanistan asap
> House votes for 5bn $ wall budget
>Trump gives 30bn $ to US Army Corp of Engineers
>Bloodshed in Catalonia
>CBD and Hemp become federally legalized

Also Mattis resigns!

>trump bans bump stocks
Forgot that.

good move. hey if you lived near me id hire you just for this post alone.

>5 pm on the west coast
>8 pm on the east coast
>just woke up

sort urself out

Also the reality is this

-Whittaker refuses to recuse, Mueller about to get shrekt
-Mattis wanted to stay in Syria, Trump told him to gtfo of his office and clean out his desk
-Trump did a 180 on the shutdown and is saying if they don't fund the wall then Christmas is canceled, lazy Congresskikes are rushing to the floor to give him what he wants or else their childrens' smiles get turned upside down

Trump- the man with a gun to the head of Santa Claus, all for the wall

Didn't you watch Trump with (((Schumer))), they always had the House votes. Just not the senate votes

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Hawaii

Can someone please explain to me what happened in the house? What did they vote on?

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There will be no wall idiot. It's a ploy that all you morons believed. Trump is Putin's bitch

>WTF IS HAPPENING?
We're winning, user. Feels fucking good, doesn't it?

>be (You)
>lose fucking HARD
>"b-but zion don banned the bumper stockers!"

Your life is fucking over

Then sort out your island, friendo. We’re trying to fucking MAGA over here.

>>Bloodshed in Catalonia
Seriously?

Probably only one of two hawaii anons, the other being that guy who fucked his sister.

You misunderstand, I was adding to the list of recent happenings. Which was a banning of the bump stocks.

>that old hawaiian asian guy during the primaries who wanted to MAGA

Sucks to be that guy

The senate wont vote for it, morons.

Why wouldn't the senate approve it? It's a republican majority there.

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Shutup schlomo, you know damn well they will.

You forgot the Ben Garrison logo

>The senate wont vote for it, morons.
Then the government shuts down and it's all their fault and not Trump's. Trump will say he would've signed the bill with The Wall funding.

Not only there user. Its everywhere!

>WE'RE GETTING THE WALL
>WTF IS HAPPENING?
If it got privately funded through donations, it would clearly signal to Congress they are working against the interest of the American people again, but this time with money that they or (((they))) don't control.

It would also signal to regular Joes that if they want something done that the government refuses to do, they should do it themselves. This has an extremely slippery slope that they realize should not be tried. The precedent is now set that people are sick of shenanigans and are ready to finish the job if they aren't.

I hope you're ready for what's to come. I certainly am nowhere close to realizing the can of worms we're about to open.

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How can you be a neet in the US, I thought it was much harder?

In the UK elite neetdom is based on ESA support group or (legacy) DLA/rent & council tax paid/free health care/cheap munch-boxes. How does the US compare?

t. Elite Neet

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>It would also signal to regular Joes that if they want something done that the government refuses to do, they should do it themselves. This has an extremely slippery slope that they realize should not be tried
this is a woefully underestimate statement

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>The McConnell shut down

when the people realize that they don't need a bloated government to get things done.

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This. The ball is in Senator Schumer's court. But hes a (((Bolshevik))) so he wont support it.

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HILLDAWGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>This. The ball is in Senator Schumer's court. But hes a (((Bolshevik))) so he wont support it.
And the only way it can fail in the senate is if multiple republicans don't vote or vote against it.

We don't know how many have already gone home for christmas but a no vote on a funded wall would be bad news for them.

you never know. There can be only one.

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>It does not include...
what is this fucking shit

>not understanding the filibuster.
>Not knowing that Flake is still there.

Yeah, sure they will.

when does the Senate vote on the wall?

>Says Make mexico pay for it
>America ends up paying for it themselves

lol, so tired of winning. if you guys want to waste 5.7 billion on a wall that can be countered by a fucking ladder go ahead. It's your money to waste.

>inb4 triggered leaf
I'm not angry at you guys at all, I'm happy you're getting your wall. I'm just laughing at you because "make mexico pay for it" turned into "we will pay for it" and you guys are celebrating haha

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this is not the senate, it doesn't matter

You guys are like a bunch of squealing children. Like do you not understand basic civics? The senate isn’t going to pass this measure. There probably aren’t even enough senators in town to have a quorum.

Do it user. Every corporation admires someone who lies through their teeth. Just take a look at any CEO these days. The only way you will NOT get the job is if the CEO, CFO, or other higher-up thinks you might be able to out-lie them, and they feel threatened.

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This contains no information. Its just a bunch of numbers that don't indicate the direction of trade whatsoever. Its meaningless.

It's very simple, dumdum

kys boomer

Tell me user, I am job searching as well and too green to know any better. Do those work requirements even matter? I get no calls back. Teach me the ways of gaming the HR bitch and the resume algorithms.

>DemonRats

kek

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sub-Facebook tier meme

lmao i saw that shit too

We have to con our families. It tough but it builds character.

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What's happening. What's happening. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING YOU FUCKING RETARDS. WE'RE GETTING A GREAT BIG GLORIOUS WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

>this isnt a shit post

>mutt education

>I canceled a bowling tournament to watch this
I can't believe pol ever hated boomers. They're god's chosen.

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This was the most expected outcome possible. Even after Pelosi was hysterical over "muh legislative process", a new bill enters the chamber and does exactly what she said it wouldn't do. And now it moves to the Senate, to do exactly what Trump said it would do.

Do you fucks really think ~10 democrat senators will vote for this spending bill? No, they won't, so it's going to be amended and/or revised, then the bill will be sent to the President with less than 10% of what was asked for, and Trump will punt the motherfucker back into Shumer's face, democrats won't budge, so Trump will finally use his executive authority to skirt the process and do it anyways. Plus, he'll bypass having to put his stamp of approval on another 15,000 page bill with hidden abortion subsidies tucked into it at the 11th hour.

We have the leverage. Trump hasn't signed the Criminal Justice Reform bill.

IT WILL HAPPEN

HAIL TRUMP

HAIL VICTORY

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when does the senate vote?

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I don't consider that leverage since that crime bill is considered to be a bipartisan win. Would become a nightmare if he ended up being the straw that broke that camel's back, would easily follow him to 2020.

That’s what you’ve been reduced to. You can’t even say anyone besides yourself got BTFO today because you know you can’t. The absolute state of you it’s honestly a little astonishing you haven’t kys yet.

If the base watches Criminal Justice Reform pass while the wall funding does not, they will lose their minds. Every talking head that supposedly changed Trump's mind on the wall (Ingraham, Coulter, Limbaugh) hates the Criminal Justice Reform bill.

It's not getting past the fucking senate. Fucking hell, it always gets stopped in the senate. That's where it dies without fail.

Lets not start sucking each others dicks just yet.

sweet now it can go die in the senate.

They never pay, they invest in!

You have until I finish this candycane. After that, dicks are getting sucked.

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Work on a ranch/farm. Or as a garbage man, less HR fuss there, I hope.

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I think you mean 30.

Trump himself said it wouldn't get past the Senate, yet the braindead on here will call you a shill for saying it.

Won’t pass senate

Lindsey Graham and the ghost of McCain.

Trump hasn't signed the Criminal Justice Reform bill yet.

only needs 51

Dems are minority in the senate.they cant do shit.

Wrong

Is this real?

Who’s are the two republicans who broke

just dont do that for government jobs and your golden

If Mitch has the balls it only needs 51. There's still neocons in the senate though.

He needs 60 bud. Any news outlet you can go to is reporting that.

Reconciliation retard. Do your research.

Not for the amendment process retard.

If that were the case, we would have gotten it passed last time.

Wrong. It's just a simple majority. Mitch has to approve it.

Trump was cucking then and republicans never do anything without pressure. I don't think we'll get 51 because Flake and so on will probably vote no, but it's not entirely out of the realm of possibility.