Actor Michael Douglas, who backed Hillary Clinton, Blamed His Throat Cancer on Oral Sex

Just a Reminder to Anons not to eat Vag. Thots who are not Virgins have HPV and if you go down town and eat, you get HPV all up in your mouth and throat and it will end up as Throat Cancer down the line.

He also backed Hillary so its the Trump Curse as well.

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gross

webmd.com/sexual-conditions/news/20130603/michael-douglas-blames-his-throat-cancer-on-oral-sex#1

Why is this not happening to lesbians?
Funny that

abc.net.au/radionational/programs/scienceshow/why-do-hpv-linked-oral-cancers-mainly-affect-men/7320936

so when the guy dies, the Thot takes all his assets and moves on to the next victim

I went down on a chick who smelled like death down there. I'm probably getting throat cancer

>not to eat Vag.
yeah I'm sure that was the problem, not like he sucks piles of gay jew cock or anything like every other hollywood leading man

Lesbians don't eat each other out because they immediately experience bed death when they realize the whole thing was just to piss off dad

Oral sex with Hillary would probably do that to you

>eat bad puss
>blames oral sex

If i get food poisoning from under cooked pork, I'm not going to stop eating pork, just find a better cook.

>Just a Reminder to Anons not to eat Vag.

He's not talking about vag, brother.

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Can I still eat pussy if I got a gardasil shot?

Gardasil is the big pharma jew. You will end up with issues alone from the shot, but it wont protect you from HPV

ugh where's my SLIDE THREAD macro

People like to make fun of Christian men that wait with sex until marriage, but it's looking increasing better.

In all seriousness you're looking at coverage from something like 20% of strains and you can expect any particular thot to have more than one by herself.

What if I've never kissed a girl?

Did the gardasil cause this?

I've never even hugged or held hands with a woman.

Me neither what would you rate yourself on attractiveness? I had a girl ask me to prom once but I was too autistic to say yes

His Dad, Kirk Douglas, just celebrated 102 birthday alongside his 90something year old wife of a bajillion years. Huh, wonder if Dad ever ate a bunch of Hollywood skank vag back in the day???? I bet hell no.

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