How to slide in the dms

Okay lads, here's the suss. Help please.

>Be me, 17
>On insta and get a follow request
>8/10 qt3.14.
>Accept and follow back
>Make new FB account to find jobs
>Add her
>Want to message her but don't know what to say since we've never talked before.

I don't wanna compliment her first thing since that seems to strong? What do I do/say? Planning to message her on fb so. All tips are welcomed

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ask her to show boobs

She's 16. Age of consent is 17. Not looking to catch a case

new fb account to find jobs?

dude it is just for jobs add her on ur usual fb account

You’re not as long as you two aren’t fucking. There is literally no law against dating certain ages

ask yourself what you have to lose and just go for it man

That was the purpose of making my account. Kindve a useless detail

Honestly, I would but I have horrible anxiety.I don't know what to say or anything. Like I'm finished school now so its not like I'd be getting teased daily or some shit but idk.

You gotta put yourself out there. Even if you fail that's when you learn the most about yourself to fix it for next time.

Well what do you recommend I open with? Just a simple hey or anything I should add? Keep in mind we've never talked before so

Open with 'hey stranger'

It's good, but it can either go one of 2 ways, 1 - she things its funny or quirky or whatever and replies or 2 - she's weirded out and asks wtf. Before I do this tomorrow (she went offline) - What is your success rate of a decent conversation with this? (Christ im a mess)

She's gonna think its quirky stop thinking about it so much. Your options are weighed and its time to act.

Okay. Senpai if it's alright, wanna email me your name on FB so I can get some emotional support? Lmao im a fucking nervous wreck

Omf why did it change to Senpai? Can I die now? I'm not a weeaboo I promise

I dont have fb anymore.

Come back when you're 18 or older fag

Aight so. Imma slide in "Hey stranger" - if she says Hey, I just ask her how she is, and if shes not dry do i just say she's cute or? idfk ive never had a relationship

yeah sounds like a good plan. remember a convo goes 2 ways, but you're going to have to do a lot of the work at first. but if she likes you the conversation will flow.

Alright, but I will say in advance. Imma dip if she ends up being really dry. Like if I ask her how she is imma expect the same in return or if i compliment her imma expect more than a thanks.

That's good don't waste your time with her if she isn't interested.

Thanks, user. It might take a solid 30 minutes of hyping myself up but imma do it, i swear by christ imma do it.

keep us posted

Tried it. Blocked lmao