Asshole at Work

He's so fucking annoying, He'll approach me multiple times during work and flip me off for no fucking reason.

He also keeps trying to slap my ass even though we're both male. Even though we're both black, He hurls all sorts of racist insults and slurs at me, ranging from "nigger" to "idiot" to "where yo bitches at?.

He barely works, and spends all day eating fucking hot pockets, and watching NBA18 streams on the work computer. I'm reaching my limit, I'm taller, stronger, and definitely a better fighter than him but I know if I physically confront him I'll probably lose my job. I'm not a direct or confrontational person but I reaching my limit with my bullshit.

How do I deal with this motherfucker? Should I tell him?

Attached: CteSWXqUsAEpFq2.jpg (900x900, 110K)

Eat his hotpocket

Is there no HR to speak of? The words ‘sexual harassment’ and ‘racist speech against me’ will usually do wonders, especially if you have evidence.

See, The thing is that sort of shit is common in my profession, we joke like that, Y'know?

But what really pisses me off is because he's only doing this shit to me aggressively because he knows I'm an easy docile target. I'm thinking about calling him out, and beating the shit out of him somewhere secluded, That's how I prefer to settle things.

Also, I guess I subconsciously view myself as the sort of person that deserves that sort of scrutiny and the fact that adequately defend myself is another reason why.

Of course, I could always tell him to fuck off and stop being an annoying faggot but I don't want to add that sort of atmosphere to my work environment.

Attached: 1515894809515.jpg (774x1024, 78K)

Dude he sounds fucking cool why are you being such a fag?

You sound stupid as fuck. Just go beat him up and lose your job. You just want validation to act like a hood nigga

>That's how I prefer to settle things.

Why? How does that teach that person anything other than that you're a bitch that can't handle your emotions?

No, I'm in complete control of my emotions. I just prefer to deal with conflict in a pure manner that results in the destruction of the opposing parties ego.

Now, I can either do this 3 ways:
1. Beat his ass and torture him so badly that he begs for mercy and re-examines his life.
2. Have a deep empathetic conversation with him and come to a mutual understanding about our feelings for each other and why we feel that way.
3. Use psychological tactics and sharp insults to invoke angst and fear his heart, as well as an overwhelming sense of existential helplessness.

I'm not batman or buddha, so I guess i need to bust a motherfucker's skull in :)

Attached: 455571-claire_stanfield_super.jpg (550x605, 34K)

Sounds like this dude I used to work with. He's just messing with you, he'll chill out or end up losing his job for other reasons.

You're looking for an excuse to fight and only losers do that. Tell him to stop or tell hr. Like, why even come to this fucking board if you've already made up your mind about what to do

I'd be pretty happy if I knew I made someone upset enough to want to beat me up, It means I know how to control their anger. In this situation I wouldn't care if I did get beat up by you if I was him because it would just filter out a faggot from having to work with once they get fired for it.

I hope to god he gets fired, I can't stand him. He's been in hot water with the supes for behavior malfunctions/fitness failiures. I should just start compulsively reporting his ass for little shit.

Are you just going to be a pestering asshole or offer me an actual solution?

Slap his ass harder when he slaps yours. Stop thinking what he says has any meaning and think of him as a child. Solving something with fighting in this situation isn't going to work and if he's actually a shitty worker then report on him when it feels right to and let his own shitty habits get the best of him.

Ultimate power move

This. Just out piss him and he'll run out of piss eventually. This will show him that you aren't and easy target, you will fight back, and he won't like it.

Ok, that will suffice.

That's is a good point actually, how do you deal with people who are being sneaky trash at work?

Holy shit, so this is how the people who get "bullied" at work feel. He's teasing you man, either laugh and send some bants back or man up and tell him that you don't like being treated in that way. You're a fucking adult and you aren't in grade school, don't get hung up over stuff like this.

Attached: kemper.jpg (305x306, 30K)

Lmao you cant handle the banter

>I'm not a direct or confrontational person
It's time to become a direct or confrontational person. You're at work. You're supposed to set boundaries with coworkers. Do it.

Fucking tell him to stop of course. That kind of guy will listen to you. He's just being bros.

Tell him there’s fried chicken and watermelon in the office fridge

Definitely don't get violent, that always ends badly. Tell him straight up that you find it annoying. He'll probably listen, perhaps he doesn't know he's being a douche.

>I'm thinking about calling him out
Are you in highschool or something? Just go to HR, keep your job and scrape together some self esteem.

Also, life protip: people that do that shit usually end up dead or in the hospital because they do it to the wrong person. You can be that person if you want, but the problem will eventually solve itself regardless.

This sounds more like you're trying to boast a particular set of skills online where no one can call you out on your shit. While the overlapping issue might be that this guy is annoying to you this seems more like you want someone to make you feel validated in life because you're feeling insecure.

While I understand there is a time and place to crack a skull, general annoyances are not it and it should not be your first reaction to an issue.

Really this just seems like someone trying to boast online who may have none of the character traits he described. Exhibit A on this being that you knew that you are a better fighter than this guy but have also stated that you know nothing about him.

Not to mention that being an asshole and dumb are one of the ways young men bond. If you have a problem with it bring it to his attention and sort the issue out in an orderly manner.

"Hey dude can you stop flipping me off and stuff like that. I don't know you like that so it isn't cool".

If he gets confrontational you can usually talk someone out of it and if he swings swing back. It's that simple.

its just banter bro why so touchy
if it really bothers your autism just politely tell him to stop

Tell him you're not gay and you respect his lifestyle and if he touches you he'll get deuces dropped on him, (by deuces i mean the second amendment)