Guys, I've got a case of the Yellow Fever like mad, but here's the catch: I live in good ole Alabama. Only ever managed one measly date with an asian chick and well she was young and boring (also about 5/10). I live within an hour from Birmingham/Montgomery/Auburn but knowing where to look is not in my skill set. Please advise.
Guys, I've got a case of the Yellow Fever like mad, but here's the catch: I live in good ole Alabama...
Justin Hernandez
Benjamin Reed
get a waifu
James Cooper
Fuckin based Bama sup kid?
William Williams
For some reason lots of Asians are fans of Alabama Football, shouldn't be that hard. Here's a tip, don't go into it telling them about their culture or saying you have a thing for Asians.
>t. Guy married to a gook
Austin Edwards
work at a chinese resturaunt
frequent massage parlors
go to university libraries
You will get your asian waifu
pic related, worked for me.
Eli Stewart
Visit SEA. It cured my yellow fever. Not because they weren't ugly but I fucked so many Asian chicks it became boring.
Andrew Gonzalez
I hope you mean football in Alabama. Otherwise I'm shit outta luck... War Eagle everyday baby!
Charles Morales
You married to the Gook and live in Alabama? i fucking like you
Nathaniel Ortiz
KILL YOURSELLLLLLLLLLF
Josiah Russell
Why do you casually refer to the love of your life as a "Gook".
Jow Forums is such a weird place.
Andrew Thompson
No, Texas.
It's a pet name, believe me Asians are racist little shits, so it's fair.
Christian Hernandez
>little
You are being generous
t.asian
Matthew Barnes
Actually, You're right.
Gook bitches are racist, materialistic as fuck, and worship white dick. They deserve be treated like cum dumpsters.
But can you even call that a marriage? It's so....transactional...
Alexander King
Too late user. Already dead on the inside...
Cameron Campbell
most big universities in the south have foreign students. MSU has a bunch of Koreans. University of North Alabama had a bunch of JP students.
The trick is getting them to actually stop hanging out with only Asians and actually spend time with you.
The best I can tell, look like the blandest fucking white guy you can.
Nathaniel Richardson
Mines not so materialistic, you're spot on with the other two though.
Connor Morris
Bumping for curiosity
Cooper Collins
You're white, it'll be autopilot easy once you actually try.
Nicholas Stewart
Thomas Roberts
OP here. Interesting advice. Will definitely have to put it into practice.
This is now an Asian Memes thread. Post em!
Luis Cruz
Xavier King