Help me getting out of the military

Hello Jow Forums
Im since 4 weeks in the Army.
Its a fucking hell for me as an user and i cant go away without charges against me.
Im sick of everything. 5min time for 200ppl to shower, and after that standing still for 2h...
38°C (europe) during the day and not enough water to drink. Nearly no sleep, completely dehydrathed during the day, way to less food and getting fucked together from the Sergants and Lieutnants.

Only way out is going to the psychatrist from the casern and being mentally not able to serve or breaking a bone (leg or arms/wrist)
since going tho the psychatrist is risky cause you can loose ypur driving Licence for a lifetime or when he says you are fine youre fucked cause you want to sneak out of the military...
so my only option is an "accident" where i break myself a bone and can go out of the military.

has anybody ever broken by yourself a bone? (leg,arm/wrist)
I know it sounds crazy but in my country its obligatet to serve in the army and they can force you to make further than the minimum of the servingtime, and im on that list...
And im far enough to break myself a bone.
So, wich one is the easyiest to break and how should i do it?
a bandtore in the knee or ankle works too.

Thanks for any Jow Forumsice
NO ITS NOT A SOLUTION TO STAND THIS BULLSHIT TROUGH! cause my country was since the last 150 years not in a war and will never be in one.
(im from switzerland btw)

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I'd break my wrist or just get over it to be honest...your country is cool, maybe you can tough it out...

What country?

Switzerland

Christ you are a whiner. Switzerland's army is pretty easy. Everyone else manages it just fine. Stop being such a huge pussy. It's only a few months of basic. Then on returns you mainly just drink beer and smoke pot. Hell, even during basic.

Do what they did in Vietnam, shoot your foot "accidentally".

this otherwise Russia conquers your swiss ass.

not in this regiment, seryously.
and the whole thing for 1.600.- a month.

You actually are mentally ill. Show this thread to a psychiatrist. They will make sure you will never be let near a gun again.

>win the lottery of life
>complain

Swiss army training is like a playground compared to Russia's army.

That's honestly really pussy of you. But I have heard if you have an affair with a fellow armymans wife and get caught you get kicked out. And for smoking weed

This, smoke weed OP

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You are fucking pathetic, here in Finland we get ~260€/month, at max near 400€.
I'm currently serving.
I don't know which fucking regiment you're in, but if you can't handle fucking basic you should just off yourself.
God what a fucking fag.
I had hard time during basic, but that's how it's supposed to be. Forget sbout your whiny ego and do what you are told.
Don't be the last or the first in anything, just put some effort into the tasks you're given and focus on things you aren't good at.
I couldn't march, my physical condition was god awful and I was a fucking dickhead to my room mates.
Shit man, I couldn't fucking make my bed properly at first. So my officers just tore the thing down every time.
Guess what? I sucked it up and learnt to do better. I took care of my job, I shut down my ego completely and focused on my service.
And now I'm off to officer training, because I put in the effort.
Now stop whining and serve your time like everyone else.
You'll be better for it.

Lil' Swiss Miss bitch needs a good ass-whippin'. Or go AWOL, run away to another country.

Also how the fuck do you "not have enough water"?
Fucking what?
Just re-use bottles of soft drinks and when you go in the field stuck them in your backpack.
I doubt your rucksack/backpack weighs much anyway, my rucksack in Recon was between 20-30kg when we went out. Plus rifle and gear.
Also, I barely eat here. I only eat one meal a day when we don't have actually physically hard training.
You don't need food that much you fat fuck.

God even the fucking showering.
I showered once a week in Basic.
Yeah, personal hygiene is thrown out the window, suck it up.
Try to brush your teeth though, that is important.

not alowed, only the fieldbottle that has a volume of 0.65l...

Indeed, swiss pussy should run to Russia like Snowden.

OP is larping. He doesn't know shit about the Swiss military. And 38 degrees? Really? Bullshit.

Yeah, I won't believe you until you prove that.

Dayli mat-controll, psychopath as leutnant, no civil bottles and camelbaks allowed.
And the Fieldbottle is way too small.