Fellas, what do you guys look for in a girl?

Educated, decent job, not crazy, not into black guys..preferably only into white guys

Not too retarded
High school education as a minimum
Earns more than minimum wage (unless she is a student/intern)
Normal sized areolae
Non-frivolous view of sex/dating/relationships
Non-religious
Capable of choosing a restaurant on her own (or at least won't be a bitch when I choose)
No children from previous relationships
No history of cheating
Never have been married in the past
Less than 30 minutes driving distance (if living apart)
Capable of typing/texting like an adult
Doesn't use those stupid snapchat filters (dog face, flower crown, etc.)
Doesn't do drugs
Non-smoker
Little to no drinking
Has a driver's license
Capable of driving manual transmission
Weighs less than I do
5'8" and under
Likes dogs
Willing to try new things
No weird eating habits

Wow, I sound really picky.

Laid back, sense of humor, good hygiene plus points for liking video games and anime for me. The only thing shallow I want from a woman is for her to have a nice ass. Not picky on color

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Meant to say, "I'm not picky on color"

Basically someone who isn’t fucking stupid

Stupid to me:
>plays "games"
>life revolves around social media or other similar bullshit
>doesn’t see the bigger picture and gets hung up on petty shit
>easily offended
>has a huge ego and prefers to fight about minor things instead of trying to get along, basically looking for excuses to make drama (huge red flag for me)
>"depressed"
>expects a man to "save" her
>expects to be entertained by men
>considers herself a "feminist", spends her short time on earth obsessing over SJW shit instead of just living

Good traits:
>physically attractive to me
>empathetic
>working towards something other than being a retail slave
>open minded in general
>not a whore

Being an attractive, empathetic, friendly guy with a decent career who works out, I don’t think I’m asking for too much.

Nice ass and tits. Don't listen to the betas here. So start working out femnon!

Someone who has a sense of identity. No matter what that is. Also soft thighs. Great for cuddling.

athletic tomboy, maybe a volleyball player or a swimmer, with nice thighs and a great, toned ass, Catholic, likes video games and anime, reads books, not on phone at all times, not a slut, enjoys drinking, a little introverted with a nice sense of humor

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>taller than me (doesn't really matter, but I prefer it that way
>open minded
>not cringe worthy
>no history of drug use
>not insane
>moderately good looking (I consider myself a 7/10, I guess I deserve at least a 6.5)

Same interests as me
Somewhat musical
Not obese
Has a job
Not a whore
Not indecisive
Sense of humor
Fine hygiene
Not religious
Decently attractive
Able to connect with me
Easy going
Rational
Decently smart

mother material, takes care of herself and virtuous.

Big tiddies, sorta fat. Loves the same sorta' music as me.

>not super ugly
>down to fuck

Intelligent, large chested, average height, not slutty, drinks water, generally submissive.

>reasonably smart
>has some hobby or interest that she is passionate about
>isn't a fat slob
>takes care of herself
>kind and caring

face>general appearance>personality>ass>boobs
Put boobs before ass if he's a boobs man (I'm an ass connoisseur).
There you go. Details for each individual aspect are up to personal taste.

A pulse

Based.

great personality and educated with a high paying career

>Just don't be fat
Cheers

I find a pulse to be optional.

>what do I look for.

Even if I can't have kids or she doesn't want kids. If she can't be sweet and act motherly. Then she's a prude or a bitch and nobody literally wants to deal with that.

I'm curious if any of you have had or even seen girls like these. I mean after they get used to you, not what they show strangers. Tbh I doubt they would date anyone from Jow Forums if they did exist

Can hold own life together.

No major luggage especially relationship/sex luggage.

Poster of I have twice though not sure about the whore part

believe in one of the three major Abrahamic religion
not to coservative
not to liberal
not obese
tries to take care of herself

bonus point if she listen to post-rock or math-rock.

Rather than a particular trait, i just think about whether a particular girl would be an overall benefit to me. Most of the girls who were interested in me were too much trouble or expense or both. The thing is, it's not that hard to be more beneficial than a fictional waifu.

one that exists for me to believe in

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Sense of humor, competitive, shares some hobbies, loves me, takes care of herself (weight/hygiene/etc).

This guy has the right idea

this. just this.

Petite womanlet with cute, small tits.

If people refused to date people because of their website preferences, dating as a whole wouldn't exist.

myself

In descending order of importance:

>easy to spend lots of time with
>smart
>soft (physically)
>kind
>attractive
>nice ass
>cheeky smile

at least average intelligence
pleasant to be around and converse with
shares one (1) interest at a minimum or is willing to mutually pick one up
genuinely likes me for who i am and vice versa

0 mind games. Zero. Zilch. Not even a "shit test". That is a personality failing not worth any forgiveness and I see. No reasons to give it any, so I don't
Other than that, I like girls who get to the point and don't waste time, since those seem to be common flaws with girls nowadays. I also can't stand people who self-victimize.

Really, these all tend to show up at once on the ladies so it's easy to avoid the ones who hit the red flags

>slavic
>is from Russia, Ukraine or eastern europe
>is 5'4 or 5'5"
>is 110 to 130lbs
>has a cute ass
>is not intellectually obsessed
>doesn't have political views
>isn't into religion
>is into spirituality
>always listens to me
>can twerk or dance
>has blue eyes or brown
>jokes a lot
>isn't fucking dumb at all and doesn't have any kind of diseases
>is a virgin
>isn't stuckup
>admires me
>isn't a alcoholic
>thinks outside of the box
>is a 8 to 9/10
that's all

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I have no idea. Generally someone who shares a similar worldview, someone I can talk or relate to.
Pretty but self aware, pragmatic and not overly vain. I really have no idea.

Someone I can talk with
Laid back
Normal weight
Has hobbies (will filter 90% of women)

(Preferably pale)

Turn offs?
Stubborn
Idiotic
Indecisivene

Indecisive*

Someone who doesn't hate me.

Not being a cunt. And I'm solid serious about that. You can be the hottest girl in town, but if you're an insufferable bitch then no man is going to want to be with you long term. Be kind, be pleasant to be around, at the very least be civil.

>shaves her pubes
>predominantly wears thong underwear
>does anal

This.

cute face
not fat
not too stupid
not too egoistic or ill willed

the last 2 is hard to find

All I really want is for someone to be there. Someone I can reach out to and touch and know she's there for me. She doesn't need to be a 10/10 or even a 7/10. Just someone I would enjoy being around and that would enjoy being around me.

Pretty cute face
I'd prefer she not be overtly fat, but some belly and an overal shapely figure's fine. Ain't too picky here.
Is interested in what I have to say, and is excited to tell me what she has to say.
Makes me feel comfortable around her for the most part, and is comfortable around me.
Willing to be a bit silly and affectionate when the moment's right. Unafraid to show love, I suppose.
Adventurous, willing to trust my judgement as opposed to shutting down all ideas unappealing at first thought.
Thoughtful, able to hold a conversation beyond petty drama or what's on TV.
Shows typical virtues like faithfulness, kindness, honesty, etc, but doesn't have to be some perfect angel.
Is willing to communicate when there are problems.
Personally I'm into girls who like music, but that isn't make or break really.

I think that's about it, and all pretty reasonable hopefully.

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sweetheart
honest
pretty in her own way
smart
crafty
interested in knowing whats going on in the world

not into drama and consumer bullshit
not batshit religious/politarded

Someone I can truly relate to and respect as a fellow human being with big tits

Not fat.
Can make jokes, knows how to listen, is as if not more intelligent than I am. Doesnt eat like a pig. Isnt stupid with money.
Can make a messy bun look classy.
Has goals in life, and most importantly faithful as a rock.

sex sex sex sex sex sex sex ohhh and kissing and cuddling

One who puts up with my dumbass, lmao.

But for real, honesty, reciprocation, and communication above all else.

>nearly all of these have "not a whore/slut"
>on the same board telling people previous partners don't matter and open relationships are fine
Fuck everyone on this board including myself.

i'm bi so may as well put in my two-sense
> actually cares about improving herself
> nerdy
> cute (obviously)
> not too hyper
> doesnt mind pda
> average weight (if not seriously trying to lose weight)
> no stds (i dont give a shit if shes slept around other than that issue)
> sense of humour
> not uptight about religion
> not a complete fucking normie
> willing to put up with my bullshit
> willing to call me out for my bullshit

No. There's no such thing. They just make themselves appear that way but they are as troubled and chained as any other sad fuck on this planet.

This.

I'm new to online dating but I've quickly realised that once there's good communication, and maybe some light reciprocated flirting (reciprocated being the important word), it all just starts clicking really well. So someone with photos of them self that I might not have been especially attracted to can became really attractive after a good first date.

I wonder if there's a term for this? It's pretty amazing how little looks seem to matter in terms of how attracted we are to someone. Dunno though, maybe it's just me? Maybe any hint of female attention is making me thirsty.

It's not just you, I was having this thought the other day about a girl I've spoken to a bit for work reasons. If I posted a photo of her from a good angle you'd say she was a 6, but now that she and I banter and flirt a bit I can't stop thinking she's a solid 8 every time I see her.

Yeah man. It got me thinking that it must be a similar experience from the woman's point of view too, and that's helped me be less selective in who I message on the dating site. I was previously being very careful not to punch above my weight. Fuck that, if I can get a 10/10 out for a date I could woo her.

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Same, jesus, I can handle almost everything, just don't be fat.

Haha get in there my son! Literally a minute after I posted this I got a reply from a hottie. Let's see if I can make this work...

I haven't read it yet, might be "fuck off creep".

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Smart
Can talk about anything
Fun
Has no problem texting first
Kind
No degenerate shit (drugs, hookup, etc [I'dn't probably care about smoking, if she stopped when I said so])
Not putting too much makeup on
Elegant, when she gets a nice dress, her hair done etc. she will literally take your breath out. Yes, I mean literally.

6-10 years old
deadpan voice while I molest in a public park

Basically just :

Good personality
Knows how to cope with me, my problems, all about me
Supportive
Likes cats than dogs
Accepts me for who I am
Good looking, ain't gonna lie, looks are important to me. (basically a 7/10 would go for lower or higher)
Doesn't matter if she has the same interest as me or not
Willing to do something together, vidya or whatever
Doesn't matter too if she knows how to cook or not (but a small cooking knowledge is fine)

And I think I found the girl that I just listed, I hope so.

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i just want a beautiful white blonde conservative women to build the 4th reich with

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Funny, easygoing, sweet, thoughtful. Physically I prefer busty brunettes. I quite like chunkier gals if their curves are in proportion.

Reasonably cute, excepts me for who I am. That's about it

Cute face, big round ass, not crazy

/r9k

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Usually masculine traits like pro-activeness, boldness, consideration, dedication, honesty, and loyalty.

A vagina that can take a joke. Tits and ass also help. I don't give a shit about a woman's personality, all of you collectively are fucking annoying to deal with for more than a few hours at most before you either say, do, or demand something fucking asinine; fucking retarded. As for the take a joke part, if you can actually get that we just want to play with you without you getting booty bustered over a comment you're immediately more attractive than whoever you think is prettier than you.

Also, put out at least once a week for your guy. It's not a deal breaker for some, but most dudes will fucking hate you if you pull that once a three month bullshit. Just roll over, tell him to spit and shut the fuck up until they're done if you really don't feel like it.

>guy literally just wants to be loved.
>this makes him an Jow Forums poster.
Why you gotta be so mean?

Doesn't nag
Doesn't spend every fucking second of the day on their smartphone (it's the main reason I'm marrying a 50 year old instead of someone my age. Most women in my cohort are literally undateable because of this.)
Innocence (the 50 year old hasn't even touched a cigarette. Years of neglect by her husband means she's feeling pleasure for the first time in years. It's cute.)
Can do "Sexual thing X" (mine is facefucking/deepthroat)

Isn't "materialistic". Women shopping for useless shit is one of the most baffling behaviors until you realize "oh, women".
Doesn't nag
Doesn't nag
Doesn't nag

Did I mention no nagging?

A pussy.