ITT: Ask The Opposite Gender Anything

just ask him precisely what he means.
my bet is that he "loves you", because he cares about you, wants the best for you, wants to spend time with you, etc. And he isn't "in love with you", because he doesn't feel the butterflies/ chemistry/ attraction towards you.
I would bail, if that's the case

If a guy says he still cares for you but just wants a break for a couple weeks from seeing or talking to you, thats clearly them wanting to break up but not wanting to actually go through with it right?

Yeah

It's just not romantic love is all he's getting at. I love my male friends platonically, but I'm not in love with any of them.

the other replies i can only assume are naive or confused women as well

it means he wants to date/fuck other women but keep you emotionally invested in him so he can fuck you at some point in the future and claim he was going through a confusing period

If a girl says "You know I used to have a crush on you back when blablabla" does she want me to ask her out now?

Ladies, can I get some advice on bringing up my phimosis with a new partner? I'm especially interested in hearing from anyone who's had a similar experience, from either guys or girls.

A few months, I don't know. It depends on the girl, her reasoning, and whether I think she's dodging intimacy for some reason or is genuinely just nervous.

Context?

Either that or he wants to bang some slut that's lighting up his dm's while maintaining the safety net of your relationship to fall back on afterward.

>meetup with a close friend who's leaving soon
>bad tension
>the day after I text "hey user it's a shame it was like that"
>"we're different and probably we expect different things"
>"What you mean?"
>doesn't reply at all

Does that even mean something?

2 months tops. It depends how old you are though, I'm in my 20s so sex isn't a big deal to my age group anymore.

Is he working or going through other stuff? I had a few weeks off of my relationship when I was having a really hard time at work.

What happened exactly? Is this friend of the opposite sex? What do you mean bad tension

help us out here

>meet with friend
>tension
>"sorry it ended like that"
This is so vague it hurts.

Probably not. You can try if you like, but don’t be shocked if she says no.

>barfed on my bf's penis

Lmao what can I do to make it up to him? Will he ever see me normally again?

Cool. I'm not into her now and wasn't then because she's a super boring person, just thought she was maybe hinting at it now.

Shit happens. People don’t barf on command so hopefully he isn’t blaming you for it. If he’s grossed out by it and you, then all you can do is wait it out.

girls
I watched quite a lot of voyeur pissing videos and I notice that a lot of girls use like one third of a toilet roll just to fucking touch their vaginas once after a piss
seriously, what the fuck? why?

diarhea on him after anal and he will forget all about the barfing

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He apologized to me for him being too rough so seems like he blames himself

I don't think there's really any one person to blame, I didn't tell him I was feeling kinda nauseous and he was pretty forceful about it lol, we just agreed to never talk about it again haha

GENIUS

That she thinks you are cute.

You asked last thread as well and got the same answer. Why insist on reading so much into it?

I do that but I've never thought about it before, dang... I'm gonna try to use less toilet paper when I pee, that's actually quite a waste

That seems excessive, but I’d say it’s because they don’t want piss on their hands? Liquid soaks through paper, the more paper they use the less likely it’ll get on their hands.

He's a he, and I'm a femanon yes.
We were both quite silent, and soon the mood got very low. He seemed like he wanted to push me away at times, but also tried to fix it after. We talked with this sad shadow over us. We hugged multiple times before leaving.

Yes, if a guy ever wants to take a break, its his way of getting you off his back so thet he can pursue other women.

>get a "date" with a girl I have a crush on, at my apartment
>Known her for a year, been trying to stay in touch with her, but I never know what to say
>Found a good excuse (help me with something) and she took it
>Date is not actually romantic, but trying to make her comfortable anyway and see if this can lead anywhere anyway
>I like to think she only agreed because she actually likes me, but idk.

Girls, please, what can I do to make this the day I get out of a friendzone? I know she is single and hasn't been dating for a long time, but I don't know what to do. I have her in my apartment, but I don't know how to go from here.

Help

I've felt this to my ex girlfriend. I was no longer attracted to her, but because I had been with her for a while, those good memories I loved and sort of loved her in a way for that. But didn't feel any attraction to her anymore

Again, this gives us absolutely nothing to go on at all.

your problem is being well below average in intelligence.
this is not even similar to a proper description of the situation you were asked for

>Found a good excuse (help me with something) and she took it
I mean, you already it that far.

Sit close and see how she reacts. Don't be afraid of "accidentally" touching her hand or arm or anything. Act lie you want to be close to her.

Maybe ask if she wants a drink when you are done with whatever you are doing.

And for the love of God don't spend too much time on fucking Jow Forums while she is there, you dunce.

What the hell is actually wrong with my appearance? I only attract one type of women... I only match obese and very undesirable girls that never even have a kinda cute face on tinder and I’m in a major city where there’s plenty of pretty and average cute girls to go around. I just want a femanon to tell me why normal BMI girls think they are too good for me. It’s not like I’m fat and don’t take care of myself. I don’t think I’m ugly but maybe I really am. People tell me to lower my standards but I don’t think that’s fair to either party if no attraction exists. I’m not saying I’m entitled to a cute girl to like me. Just so upset that a lot of patience on these apps brought me nothing. I’m 25 and to say I never had a date feels pitiful.
Pic is recent one of me

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Maybe talk to her instead of looking at your phone?
She’s giving you a hand with something? Offer to take her out to dinner or lunch as a way of saying thanks, and if you do this make sure you pay for her meal. If she declines just tell her you’ll be available if she needs a hand in return and leave the ball in her court.

by folding the paper five, even seven times?
ffs, we all know exactly how the toilet paper works and how much liquid can soak through it

nice! I didn't expect to get this much impact with my question.

So I'm gonna be going on a date next sunday with a chick, and we are hitting it off wonderfully via text, but we will have been texting like 3 weeks by the time this rolls around. Is this a good thing or bad thing? Kind of worried there won't be much original stuff to talk about

For yet another time that is uncountable due to you posting this every day for 10 years, it's not your looks, it's your personality.

I honestly can't tell if this pic is real or computer made

Holy shit its happening guys

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>spiking her drink
Cut contact with her and never talk to another girl ever again

are you just larping the question from the previous thread?

It’s real, and why? That’s an odd thing to say..
So chicks assume my personality sucks on tinder? Without taking and just seeing my pic?

Jesus that is sad. LARPing both sides of your own fantasy on Jow Forums.

Depending on how cheap the toilet paper is you have to use more. Cheap paper is thin as fuck and getting piss on your hand is gross.

it fucking looks like a very well made SIMS game. the whole room looks a bit plastic and the face seems a bit blurred, as in all those animations

Im a dick dabber. I use toilet paper to make sure my dick is clear of piss. It takes literally 2 squares folded onto each other. Stop making excuses for being so utterly wasteful.

There is literally no way juice will ever mask the taste of alcohol, unless the amount of alcohol is so miniscule you couldn't get drunk anyway.

I she didn't react to drinking that, she knows, and would have left if it creeped her out. It's creepy, but eh, different strokes. Could be she is hoping for something, and appreciated the drink.

FUCK how do I delete posts???

Doesn’t tinder have a bio section? What does yours say?

Post your Tinder bio.

My bio says "i get rated a 5/10 but sometimes a 6 out of 10 so i want to know what rating i am. please snapchat a rating or message me a rating first before we talk. thank you"

The thing is that nothing relevant happened. And what was said is not so relevant as well. He pointed out we were being silent, asked me wether I was alright, and then said he didn't feel like being out much himself now. We grabbed something to eat together anyway, and had a talk about him not doing what he really likes doing, and how pointless everything is to him. He hugged me, talked a bit more, said goodbye and hugged again. We split. Nothing more happened, that's why I'm quite clueless about his message.

it's pretty obvious now.
your mention of the tension was completely misleading.

your text was pretty off, it actually seems as if you expected something
he might have also expected stuff, for example to want to just feel good, which he couldn't achieve (mostly because of his own problems, etc. but also partly because you failed to cheer him up)
he doesn't even know what to respond to your las message or doesn't really care anyway

K
Weird. No filter or anything. Maybe the lighting.

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This bio is like white bread dipped in water.

>He actually deleted them
Holy cow that's pathetic.

But the face matters more than bio?

>Generic: the bio
God damn you sound boring.

would you ever consider even attempting breeding with a girl with similar bio?
> Maybe the lighting
or maybe you're a dumb AI trying to fool us into teaching you how to be more human
nice try

Won't matter if it was already updated using the update button below. It only disappear if you make a full refresh of the site, and why would anyone do that?

Not if your personality sounds like it's made from fucking cardboard.

Okay, but, if my message was off, why did he reply with such a comment and not just "it's okay, it went like that, see you"? He's leaving, we're not going to see each other for months, so it's normal on my side to wanting to say bye on a good note. It seems silly to drop a "We're different people" line out of nowhere there and not saying anything more?
I'm maybe over thinking but again we're quite close friends who are going to not see each other for some time.

Psst
[spoilers]You're too late user[/spoilers]

Enjoy your restraining order

just as I told you already, it seemed as if you had some kind of problem with how it went.
I would feel a need to apology after such a message and I bet he did as well.
just as I already told you, he seems to be very troubled, so he doesn't take things lightly, cheerfully ignoring doubts, etc. Instead, he considers everything to be somehow problematic and you probably made him think something is wrong between you. Thus his conclusion, that you are different people and want different thing. It seems completely on place to me.

This is why you fail. You think everything is appearance.

I tried going down on a girl today, but couldn't get through the smell and taste. Is that normal for girls? Should I tell her to see a doctor about it?

It's normal, people typically call it milk and pennies. It means she's shit at cleaning herself down there.

Was she shaved? Was she recently showered?

You're helping me, thank you.
And yes, I had some kind of problem with how it went, that's true.
Last thing, I actually apologised in my first message, and his first reply was "maybe it was not you, maybe it was just in my head. maybe we have different expectations".
Does it make sense that he dropped there the expectations? Am I reading too much between lines?

It’s normal, yet means she’s shit at cleaning herself? Is it really that common that women don’t clean their cooch properly?

She shaves, I don't know about her showering.

Yes. Scarily so.

If you only went down on her in the afternoon there’s a good chance she hadn’t showered yet after her daily activities. I’m sure that builds up a smell and weird taste. A vagina is almost like a sensitive armpit. It spends all its day covered, dark, rubbing together, and sweaty. Of course it’s going to be gross if it isn’t washed

All vaginas have a bit of a tangy taste but it shouldn't be to the point that it's disgusting and overwhelming.

Either her hygiene really sucks or she's got an infection down there (not necessarily transferred through sexual contact, could be yeast infection).

Yes.

My gynecologist was super surprised at how well my hygiene was, and said I was in the 10% they get who actually knows how to clean themselves properly.

And how you do?

you probably are reading too much, indeed.
and if he meant anything romantic, he clearly doesn't consider you two to be able to make a good couple (which seems to be true anyway)
remember that we don't really think about every single word we use, especially in the media. He might have never even realized he actually used that particular word, so don't sweat over it.

in short, if you want to fuck him, learn to communicate much better and wait till he manages to deal with at least some of his shit.
If you don't want to, consider the case closed and ignore it altogether

That’s scary. How can you tell? Just a touch of soap is enough right? Too much can burn and throw off your balance down there right?

It's normal unfortunately. A lot of women don't actually know how to take care of their vaginal hygiene.

You don't even have to use soap really, just putting some water up there and flushing things occasionally is enough. Too much washing will remove important bacteria but a lot of women do nothing at all which just throws off the balance anyway.

You have to remember that a baffling amount of women wipe their ass back to front, meaning they literally take shit from their asshole and smear it down onto their pussy

As long as needed. Heck, I’d wait until marriage if that’s what you wanted.

>You have to remember that a baffling amount of women wipe their ass back to front
No this can't be true. Surely it can't be true. I know that mentally challenged people go back to front (confirmed this thanks to knowing someone that works with them). But come on, women don't really do this right?

Any women want to chime in on this?

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I’ll be honest, this was something that my mother never told me not to do. It was just easier to go front to back. Eventually I read somewhere that it was bad for you. I happened to be in some sort of conversation with my mother when this was mentioned and she just looked at me and said “don’t you know that?”. Really how the hell would I know it if you don’t fucking tell me?

Continued with that though. I realised it was wrong when I was maybe 16 or so. People who go their whole lives like this are sad.

Actually just water, and a weekly use of intimate soap ... I just scrub properly, apparently. I am not sure, but I suppose if you are lazy and just run your fingers through a couple of times, then yeah, you won't clean it properly.

I'd guess it's the same for uncircumcised guys.

It's highly unusual imo. I'm a guy and I never had to be taught what direction to wipe, it just made sense not to wipe shit towards my balls.

You’ve reassured me, thanks.

how many dates before asking if she could be my gf?

I’ll admit I was probably a strange kid. I’ve had to learn not to be strange.

Uncut guy here.

I always clean under the foreskin, as do most guys actually. That said the guys that don't are just gross guys anyway, cut or uncut, a gross person is a gross person.

Also we use soap all the time. Soap doesn't affect the glans in any way.

I guess it's just more comfortable to wipe the proper way if you have balls blocking your hand from going the wrong way.
it's different with pussies I assume