25 matches in less than a day but I still can’t get an irl date fucking what the fuck

25 matches in less than a day but I still can’t get an irl date fucking what the fuck

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Lol @ you. No wonder no1 wants to date you.

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That last line is not funny.

Why tf do they’d even wipe then?
It’s true tho

Are you that guy that kept posting about how it's bullshit that less attractive guys can get girls by approaching them but you never get a date because you want girls to come to you?

*swipe

I mean yeah how tf is that unreasonable tho

Doesn't make it funny.

Matches with bots dont count.

How do the actual conversations go?

Haven’t even gotten a response from the ones I messaged so far

OK, everyone OP is a severely autistic, egotistical, angry manchild of a criminal and will not take any advice about improving himself. Do not try to show him how he's wrong. He not understand. Move on to a better thread.

>he not
He will not, phoneposting is a bitch.

I’m saying if I get so many matches why can’t I get a fucking date. It doesn’t make sense cunt, you’re wrong

We've been over this. You have an awful personality that no one wants to date.
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How faggot. It’s not like I’m mean to people who haven’t pissed me off

>why can’t I get a fucking date
Youre trying to run before you can walk dude. Try just getting a response first.

Whats your opening line?

You literally said that you try to beat people up for having girlfriends while you sit at home playing with your dick.

You need to dress more like a bad boy, even if that's not your personality, I think it would look nice on you judging by your necklace and facial features. Your outfits look way too casual, it's like you're wearing pjs outside, that's not attractive. Also you need to either get more ear piercings or remove your ear piercing because it makes you look gay if there's only one.
>/thread
That's not how it works, yenno.

It depends. One girl said “guess my kink” so I made a joke that it was watching homeless ppl fuck and that was like the only bad one. Other than that, I asked some girls “wtf is a bibber” cause she had a picture that said “bibber” in it, one girl had an underground song I really liked as her anthem so I just posted the first bar in all caps. Some girl worked at a zoo so I said I was an exotic animal salesman and offered her north-African polar bear cubs as a meme. I can see how the first one wouldn’t get a response but like wtf

>pic related
My bad forgot to add pic

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Yep, cause I can, maybe I’ll do the same to you.
I have two piercings

It's a rhetorical device my guy.

This is why girls don't like you.

Eh, none of that seems bad, I would just keep trying.

Keep in mind, only a fraction of that 25 is probably real, and you have about 100 other messages in that woman's inbox you need to stand out from

Yea cause I just beat up random girls and then ask em out... dumbass

>so I just posted the first bar in all caps
ugh

>I said I was an exotic animal salesman
UGH

>offered her north-African polar bear cubs as a meme
UGHHHH WHAT

If you think that these are acceptable lines, you should consider giving up Tinder and improving in your social skills.

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What’s “acceptable” then? Enlighten me cunt

>I have two piercings
I meant having only one in each ear looks gay. This may just be a personal opinion though. Few more thoughts
>don't hold the guitar
Have it in the background, you aren't a child showing off your toy
>get rid of the childhood photo
It's weird
>no selfies
Get someone else to take the pic
>no crouching
Just stand up or sit down, it looks cooler
I can't really help you with your personality, if that's the problem.

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No, because you apply violence in the wrong situations and it reveals how unstable you are.

>Enlighten me cunt
Mind your manners, partner.

Like I said, you should give up Tinder and go socialize IRL.

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He won't believe.

Ok well I’m on probation and I have two felonies on my record which is making it a bitch to get into schools or get a job so I have no idea where to actually GO to meet people

How would they know if they didn’t see?

No one wants to date a criminal.

Kek, ok, I was one actually giving you advice but I cant believe anyone is this oblivious.

You got me user.

I said socialize. You can socialize outside a job or school. It's just a fact of going to bars or clubs (the activity kind and the dance kind).

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This is the kind of thinking that's your problem. You're think on a surface level and it's obvious that you're not a good person.

Not OP. But what are my options if I hate bars and clubs? (I dont like drinking)

That’s complete bullshit
Wtf is oblivious abt what I said?

This guy looks like a fucking faggot.

No don’t dress like some sort of “bad boy” you’re going to attract daddy issue pussy and that’s the worst. Wear whatever the fuck you want just lift, walk with your head up and shoulders out, and be certain about yourself everywhere you go.

I hate bringing this up cause everyone thinks it’s gay and petty but IM LITERALLY IN FUCKING MENSA, MY IQS 138 so stfu about “surface level thinking”

Daddy issues are kinda hot desu so I could give a fuck

Also I already do all that kinda

I don't like those either. Going to a cafe or an activity club is still a viable option.

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How are you this dense? You don't care about being a good person, you only care about looking like one in front of girls. That shit stinks so bad you can't hide it no matter what. You will remain completely alone until you fix yourself.

>being so socially retarded you join an IQ society.
There is no hope for you Op.

Now THIS is shitty bait.

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>This guy looks like a fucking faggot.
Hm I guess as a woman I have no idea what women like haha. Everyone doesn't like the same things, I just like bad guys, and they usually dress nicer than the average guy so it's a plus

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Not like I’ve ever been to a meeting, it just looks good on a resume
I’m usually a good person I just don’t put up with bullshit

You are not a good person. It takes a lot to be a good person, most people are just decent. You, however, are not. You don't even try. You don't care about other people or doing the right thing, you've made it clear throughout your various threads that you're a jealous asshole to underdeveloped to control his violent urges.

It doesn't look good on a resume dude. It makes you look arrogant.

Ok cool, you don’t even know me irl but I’m sure you know all about my personality by reading my posts on an online forum for autistic people

>mfw OP got torn to shreds by user

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>online forum for autistic people
you're also here, on this forum of autism

I know that you've been to prison twice. I know that you think you're entitled to a girl and don't think you need to improve. I know that you resent people for living happier lives than you and want to hurt them for it. I know you can't pic up on the obvious social cues other people can. I know you think that because you scored well on anew IQ test you're special. I know you're not a good person, but you want people to think you are. I know better than those tinder thots who can instantly tell that you're not worth their time.

lmao what are the felonies

did u steal a library book

>IM LITERALLY IN FUCKING MENSA MY IQS 138

You should make this your new bio and report back with results

god damn this dude sounds unstable as hell

Damn op got roasted.

Heya triangle boy. You faggin it up again?

Op is a roasty.

Yo get those bundy pics for him.

You are hot for a trans.

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Instead of trying that cute shit ask them when they will be ready for their next rimjob then lick the booty

Aw yiss. That's what I come here for.

user is right, the original pic you posted is comical. That dude has one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen. And why is he wearing so many rings? Is he a high wizard of faggotry?

The bad boy aesthetic is legit, that's just a terrible example.

Do you guys think he bitched out on us?

Fuck you asshole, hust because i like dick doesnt make me a fag!

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I found the pic just for this thread, I don't save pics like that, I don't see why people are so triggered over a picture desu

dude you sound autistic as fuck

you sound retarded, don't mention you piss in a cup. How can you not be friends with someone you have sex with? don't say you don't want friends.

Where did ya go, mensa?

I don't think he could take my roasts.

The issue isn't your profile, it's what you're saying.

Be direct and tell them you're looking to go on a date. If they don't want to arrange one then move onto the next.

But OP keeps coming back for more. That filthy little triangle faggot.

GET BACK HERE OP, YOU BITCH!
IM NOT DONE WITH YOUR FAGGOT PINK ASS!

So far you are;
underweight
Egotistical
Stupid as fuck when it comes to forming proper sentences and grammar
Fashion sense of an old homeless Cuban man
A two time convicted felon
And completely dumbfounded why women won’t waste their time on you?

Just trying being nice.
Change your pictures. Take off that gay chain necklace.
Change your bio to something less creepy.

Say something like “I play guitar and I can probably play your favorite song. Im looking for a relationship”
Just tone everything down a few notches.

You look creepy as fuck, dude. Why the fuck would you choose that insane down shot as your profile picture? You've posted nothing but pictures of you alone in small spaces making a confusing face and holding confusing objects. None of your pictures are at all of you in any kind of natural state. You look absolutely insane. Yeesh.

Look at this faggot bragging about his worthless accomplishment. No wonder you’re hated here.

I've seen you homo face every day for the last few weeks. The new Brandon?

Congrats bud, I am autistic technically, but I’m irl situations ppl love me. It’s just that cause of the legal situation I’m in I don’t have a lot of chances to interact with other ppl my age
Before I got into some legal shit there were several girls who were rly into me, it’s just tinder is my best bet for some head right now but I’m shitty at 1 to 1 conversation w ppl I don’t know at all

You're shitty at most things I recon.

>legal situation.
What did you even do my guy?

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Thats more fitting. OP would do well with the homosexual crowd.

I was just pointing out you called yourself autistic, because you did.

OP is actually very homophobic.

>tfw I boned 5 girls within a week from tinder
Looks aren't everything. Don't hate the player hate the game, autismo

>tfw only averaging 1 girl a month

If that was true why is OP always acting like a gigantic faggot?

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

I’m not even homophobic. I just get pissed off when gay dudes save my pictures, especially if they do some photoshop phaggotry like the above example.
Criminal threats and aggravated assault, all I’m gna say cause it’s not relevant

Because you have a cats asshole for a personality.
You are trash
You are worthless
You my dear mensa friend, are not worthy of even a tinder whores time.
You’re fucking pathetic. Yet you cant rven see what a piece of shit you are. You’re like Justin Bieber’s ass ugly retarded cousin.

your hair sucks homie. gotta get rid of those gay blonde parts.

Don’t start lying now, you didnt touch no body with those little faggot paws of yours.

Bad personality. Post a screencap of one of your convos, for both example and for laughs.

Im atarting to believe that you hust post yourself all over Jow Forums to get attention. No one gives that much of a fuck about you. Why did you shop a dick into your hand? Explain yourself.

Get rid of that first pic, can't tell whether it's the jewlery or awkward clothes but you look like a tranny.