Hey Jow Forums do you use tinder? If so, what is your to-go line?

Nice lines

I've gone with
> looking for a driver for various criminal activities. Extremely dangerous. Must like dogs

>hehe dogs XD
christ you're a couple of gay cunts

>gay cunt
This is incidentally my opening line of choice.

t.ten match chinlet

I don't even own the dog it's my parents but 9 times out of 10 bitches love dogs so what's so gay?

I LIFT MORE THAN YOUR EX

Play the game my man! What I want to say is let do some ass to mouth but doesn't work as well!

can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky

I am 30 (hello boomer :-) Thing is, I have not missed out although chicks are here far less casual than in US or so it seems.

It will not satify shit. All you will end up thinking about is how awful even more women are. None of my friends doing that shit are happy either. The only really happy guys are the ones, who have found their girl with 20 and kept her with all her flaws ever since.

Until some of them got cucked. Fuck!!!

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Have you tried it or just assuming?

Good point but my intuition tells me me I'm feeding a troll now. I'm a provider though, no need to thank me son

>I like coin collecting. Did you know that just by holding one in my hand I can tell you the year that any 10 cent coin was produced ?Why only 10 cent coins?
>Because I only date dimes.

Terrible, I hope you get murdered

Not pulling any matches, what’s wrong with my bio?

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>Go do volunteer work, do something with animals. Girls love shit like that, you'll meet one.

>post mediocre pics
>expect nothing
>still get way too many matches
>low effort shitpost as an opener
>3/4 still respond
>get hopes up
>usually conversation fizzles because she's boring or can't hold a conversation worth shit
>a few agree to a date
>depression kicks in, don't even show up
>repeat sadder than before

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You have to go for the kill fast, saves time and effort and increases success rate

>Go do volunteer work, do something with animals. Girls love shit like that

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You sound creepy AF
My bio is simply "Coffee?", and that works fine.

Does fucking many different people make you happy?
Are you discontent with yourself if you don’t get laid for a while?

What makes it creepy? Kinda mean brah

looking for someone to show me around
>I'm like a kid that needs to be guided ;_; YOU can have this awesome opportunity to make your brain thingy hurt trying to come up with an activity for me instead of just hopping on chads dick who has "coffee?" in his bio.

Never try to make girls think by throwing the ball to the

Also never just go full fuckboi in bio, you can imply it but don't say you have big dick in bio.

I’m a tourist in Greece if that makes it any better

Does it ? Do women suddenly change when you switch continents?
Your best bet is still to take initiative and go with shit like " I will be humouring the bartender at the beach with my witty remarks and randomly pulling my dick out between 4pm and 6pm at ###. Pls leave an application to join the fun (zucchini)x3"

Roastie

What the fuck are you on about? First of all yes it does change from a foreign to a local guy and second, what the fuck is that quote

No women do not fucking change. They are the same everywhere. I came up with something stupid that gives a girl a concept of a certain place and a time to meet user if she is intrested. It's called selling shit.

Don't use tinder. For every girl there are ten guys and in more populated areas it is probably even more tilted.

Approach girls in real life. Never understood faggots who say "But I'm too scared, tinder is better". Eventually, at least theoretically, you're gonna meet one of the girls from tinder. Then you're doing what you said you're scared of anyway. So it is just a big unnecessary step, and a dumb one at that because all the girls on tinder are hoes and because so many scared fucking guys who would never approach a girl in real life are on there, a 6/10 girl thinks she is hot shit because every faggot swiped on her because as a man you're much better off swiping on every girl and then sorting through your matches after.

Girls don't get approached nearly as easily as they get swiped on. So you have a shot to make an impression, and you're already at better odds because you might be the only dude to walk up to her, compared to the 1,000 guys that swiped on her.

Also, contrary to popular belief, women are human beings and understand it is hard to approach a stranger and ask them out. You already earn points just by doing it because they know its hard.

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>women are human beings
disregarded

Adult children, but that still makes them humans user.

>24
Bitch looks 34.

Internet dating, especially Tinder fucks up your self-esteem to levels beyond imagination. On the internet, there's plenty of dick/pussy to choose from so people set their standards ridiculously high, much higher than they would irl; because if you don't have the 100 % perfect match within the first five mins of texting, you can just leave the convo and reroll. That leaves you feeling like complete shit if you're not in the top five percent of the dating pool. Besides, any app that involves validation via likes/shares/matches is an enormous magnet for neurotic bitches or that's in general.
It sounds cliché but if you're really serious, get to know girls at actual events or gatherings, it's a completely different and wholesome experience. And if you don't treat them like a fast fuck from the first minute and (at least pretend to) show interest in her as a friend, you'll have a good chance in being successful with both getting a date and getting a fast fuck, depending on what you want.

Met my current gf through Tinder. We banged first night, yeah, but there's definitely deeper things going on now. She's getting surgery and I'll be there for her, and she's opened up about things she says she's never told anyone. Feels good tbqhfam.

Beta provider.
Why would you stay if your gf has health problems? That's her own fault and she should deal with it herself. Let me guess... You give her emotional support too? Hahahahhaaha

Listen to this chad. Wow! Such alpha!

>make a tinder last week
>get like 10 matches with surprisingly pretty girls after a day
>ever since then nothing
>no matches, no likes (assuming the like counter they show you isn't bullshit)
>just one superlike from an ugly chick two days ago
What am I doing wrong?

I read somewhere that new accounts get a boost in visibility but now it feels like they almost completely stopped showing my profile to anyone. The worst part is that I signed up when I was bored on a business trip so all my matches are now 500 miles away.

attractive women don't understand how hard it is to approach strangers either

Delete and remake

i had " i'm very jewish" in my bio. Girls still matched and asked why i had it in my bio.

Don't swipe everyone.

why

I know a few people who had long term relationships through tinder and I've had 1 before too. You sound like an absolute incel

Because you get marked down if you do. Remake and only swipe ppl you like.

wait for them to message me

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>Delete and remake
Will they give the new account high visibility a second time? I had to give them my phone number so they'll know I signed up before.

>Don't swipe everyone.
I swiped maybe 1 in 10 profiles. If anything I feel like I might be too picky but as it seemed so easy on the first day I kind of stuck with it.

I literally like 95%

my standards are that low

ive never actually heard any proof of this

how about people who use tinder plus?

It works as an elo system. So basicaly if you swipe right on a fatty and she doesn't do it back you get fucked.

so they dont show me anymore to others or what?

i'l put it like this
if there's 100 guys in the area. you're probably gonna be coming up after she swipes 70 other guys

also to add on. more guys are making accounts everyday. so yeah good fucking luck

is there any proof for this?

I only hear about this on Jow Forums

also, i legitimately like 95% of all girls, i only swipe left on fucking fatties or niggers

most girls are pretty anyway, especially with all those filters

how can I possibly choose?

I don't know how anyone would give these thots attention with lines like "lol take me places lol buy me food lol donate 5$ pls ;)" in their bio this shit makes me sick to my stomach because they've probably convinced themselves its ironic too

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swipehelper.com/2016/11/16/tinder-algorithm/

>how can I possibly choose?
get a type that you like and swipe mostly on them
super like the super hot ones.
or just remake your account and start over,
iirc your elo resets a bit if you stop swiping for a couple days

Well, I got tinder plus for a month a few weeks ago so I think i've swiped most girls.

Wouldnt it be logical to use leave and not touch my tinder for like a week or 2?

Or should I start over?

I think you underestimate how desperate some unattractive lonely guys are. Just look at all the twitch thots that make a living of them.

I genuinely feel sorry for these guys.

since u paid for it. i guess leave

well i did for a month (I thought the price of a meal at mcdonalds for unlimited chances for about a month is a pretty good deal)

but now I just swipe the max everyday

so leaving it inactive for 2 weeks or starting over? what do yuou mean?

if you have tinder plus still. just be inactive for 2 weeks if not. make a new account

>tinder

The women on that dating app ride a cock carousel consisting of 10-15% of the male population in your city and neighbouring vicinities. They have taken multiple cocks before you, and they will take multiple cocks after you. No meaningful relationship as ever been created on Tinder, you're just fucking easy to acquire sluts that are flattered by your Jow Forums bods.

a new account and then only swipe max 70%?

I assume you haven’t gotten laid through tinder. The theories of only the top males fucking trough tinder is bullshit. Pretty much anyone who seriously is up for it can get pussy from tinder. However in reality most people have no real desire to fuck someone they just met. All the incels being frusrated and coming up with these theories are in actuality unwilling to fuck strangers. They might not even understand why and they become frustrated and end up thinking that somethings wrong with them when they don’t have the same drive some degenerates have. Some don’t even realize that the cause is actual unwillingness so the happily invent some social anxiety bullshit or blame women for not wanting them.

>Met my current gf through Tinder. We banged first night, yeah,
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no for real wtf dude. Do you like being this much of a cuck?

>willingly fucking disease ridden skank banks that could easily get knocked up and keep your kid and then leech money off you forever
>y-y-you're just an incel virgin who doesn't get laid through tinder, so therefore, you don't understand and can't speak on the subject!

yeah

My point was mainly that beautiful people are not the only ones having sex.

I'd like to second this, I'm bearmode and although I got about 60 matches on Tinder after 3 months I ended up with 0 dates and around 40 didn't reply. I've done tests with fake accounts and women are literally drowning in matches and messages. I used a male model and got less matches and messages than a fat average girl. A girl may match with you on Tinder, but she's also matched with 40 other guys.

Meet people in real life, as pathetic as it sounds I've just been using Social Meetups from Reddit for London and I've managed to get 4 dates out of it and one serious thing.

Treat Tinder and other dating apps like the girls though, something to check when you're in bed at 10pm on Sunday and are bored.

I’ve been on tinder for 2 weeks and have 87 matches. I just usually message, “hey, how are you.” Have a brief conversation then get their number or Snapchat.

I used it a few years ago, didn't got a single match. Probably better that way

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>matched girl on Tinder
>free style rapped her
>ff
>been dating 6 months
>we do a lot of fun stuff like rock climbing, traveling, public lectures, self-improvement
>she teaches me tech, I teach her other skills like music, public speaking skills, etc.
>we tell each other what we honestly think about things, work through problems, etc.
>going to propose to her

I've never been this madly in love with someone ever. It's insane lads. Go in with a good mindset, know what you want, and be flexible about how to achieve. Things can go well on Tinder. I am going to my first wedding with my girlfriend this year.

When I did use Tinder, I would just make puns and have fun with my introduction. Gauging the response was important.
"haha" = I only laugh at talk show humour
"lol" = I have no humour
"nice" = basic

could be worse
>110 matches
never have or even planned on meeting one (got it beginning of summer). most i got out of it was dubs decides threads

anyone else notice how all the fat chicks have "Gym

you really need to get laid bro

i literally spend at least 5 hours a day using a blank profile just swiping on girls for motivation to lift, i even bought the fucking tinder plus for $14 so i can go to other cities and see how hot the girls are .... you guys do this too right?

They are screaming for help and would love it if you made them squat 4 times a week as to grass. Sex for cardio. It's a risk, but if you're a Jow Forumsizen on Tinder, you're desperate.

Use a random pic from another guy about the same attractiveness and practice talking

>make fake megachad account for tinder
>catfish girl
>tell girl you will meet her at bar
>show up as yourself
>talk to her once she realizes her date isn’t coming
>?????
>profit

>women are human beings

I can smell fuckin reddit here

kek

>women understand it is hard to approach a stranger and ask them out
Women understand nothing, you fucking roastie. Her entitled ass won't give a shit that you put yourself at risk of embarrassment and shoot you down unless you happen to be attractive enough for her.

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Wholesome post until the very end, faggot. There might be some validity to your analyses of 'haha', 'lol', and 'nice', but that's pretty shallow desu. Depends on the context. I use 'lol' frequently and I'm funnier than all of you fuckers

Incel much?

Always the first go to for you roasties. Accept reality or die on your own pole, doesn't make a difference to me how delusional you wish to be.

I'm talking about using a pun in the intro. There has to be a bit more than "lol." I'm not talking about in general.

>not using the archeologist line

>Muh dick
>Height in your bio

Unless you are a literal Adonis, women aren't swiping that because you sound like a fuckboy and they'd rather be tricked.

Fuck the Reddit mods that have never lifted an ounce in their pathetic pseudojanny lives. No idea about board culture and why this thread intrinsically belonged to Jow Forums

I changed to
“Let’s get coffee”
“6’4”

>free food
Underscoring that women only care about what men can buy her

>Go do volunteer work, do something with animals. Girls love shit like that, you'll meet one.

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