Sup Jow Forums, how do you turn down charities without seeming like a bad guy?

You completely ignore them OP. And if it's at a check out then say no and sound like you mean it. If they press it beyond that then they are being dicks and you can be one back. It's absolutely none of their business why. NEVER answer why, it's their attempt at getting you to concidered it more and it's rude as fuck and none of their business. If they ask why, ask why they aren't finishing your transaction ect.

>not this time
followed by
>i'm broke dude sorry

Yes they do, Unicef teens do ask.
>OH MY! WHY NOT!?? Seriously, you are telling me you don't want to help poor children!?
literally happened to me

>why not?
>my landlord juts increased my rent

I agree, I'd go with this. Say you are going through hard times, money problems, currently. Even so, I think they might not take a no for an answer and they may insist that it's just very little money you have to donate and that knowing you did a good thing is the best reward, etc. So yah, I'd then say sorry really sorry and walk away.

No, not interested.
>why
*walk away*

Lie, lie, lie. Tell them you always send some money every paycheck for charity. (dog shelter for example) If they bother you in the city and there's more of them just tell them you already paid to the other one.

say you're late to a meeting. works like a charm!

Inform yourself about how those organizations work and how much per dollar actually reaches "the poor children".
Then you not only feel better for not donating anything ever if its not for your local community, but you also have arguments for those highhanded bitches having the nerve asking you why.

This
Just walk away, they don't need a reason if they're not getting your money anyway.

Could always say you just gave to [insert charity here] and that you don't have a lot of money atm

stop opening your door to people you are not expecting.

Tell them to fuck off and eat your asshole

Most charities are a sham that some people use to get rich.

Want to help someone in need? Get in contact and send money or goods directly.

Actually, tell them to fuck off and suck your dick and eat your asshole, and then slam your front door as hard as you can right in their stupid fucking faces

Tell them to fuck off or you’re calling the cops

Beat the shit out of them with a baseball bat every time they come to your door, and eventually they’ll stop coming.

Threaten them with a firearm every time they come to your door.

If they are phoning you or stopping you on the street, they do NOT work for the charity but for a fundraising company that contracts with the charity. The fundraising company takes a commission of at least 35% and up to 90% of anything you give.

Just say "I'll give directly to the charity, not through you" and walk on or hang up

If they’re calling you at home, then tell them to fuck off/eat your dick, scream at them at the top of your lungs, and then slam your phone as hard as you can into the phone cradle

>can we include your name as a supporter of our cause?
No
>but y tho? think of the chilluns
Because I don't want to
I need to look up how much of what I give goes to the cause
Fuck off

You're not under police interrogation, they aren't an authority, they can't force you to stay and talk to them, they can't block you from passing them.

If you really want to avoid talking to them just wear earphones, you don't need to listen to music and they wont dare to touch you.

have you tried not being a pussy?

Put a sign on your front door that says “All charities can fuck off”, or if someone comes up to you in public, then scream obscenities at them as loud as you can, and beat the shit out of them right then and there.

This poster is right. Tell those motherfuckers to fuck off or you’ll kick all their asses

I hate those fucking pricks. I carry a gun with me everywhere I go, and I start waving it around and shooting it into the air if anyone comes up to me with that charity bullshit.

>Tell those motherfuckers to fuck off or you’ll kick all their asses
Making threats of violence will just make you look like a dick head, a swift "fuck off" will do fine.

No it won’t. You have to threaten them with bodily harm, or wave a gun in their faces. Otherwise, they’ll keep coming back.

Better yet, if they have children with them, then threaten to kidnap their children if they ever bother you with that charity shit again, and don’t forget to wave a gun in their faces too.

While you're firing warning shots you should probably also be waving your dick about and threatening to rape them if you ever see them again.

Yes, threaten them with rape, and threaten to kidnap their children while firing your gun into the air. Those charity assholes will never bother you again.

Say you can't afford it, say you already donate monthly to blah blah cause and your budget won't allow any more.

>I think most charities are a scam and I have no reason to believe your's is not"
>I don't have any change on me, sorry
>*just keep walking*
>convince me (only use this one if you're willing to be convinced to donate)
>how much of the donations that you receive go to the owner of your organisation?
>why should I?

Pick one. Don't feel bad for picking a cuntier one, they're being cockheads by asking you "why not?" in the first place.

Called emotional blackmail senpai.

This morning I was out and had a kid walk up to me with a flier. Just outright ignored him. His mother looked a little pissed at me but I will not under any circumstances give any money to charities using kids as money getters. That goes for (((Scouts))) too, especially now that they're dropping the Boy from the name. And at stores where I can see people collecting money out front, I will refuse to shop there and will call the corporate office complaining about it. Also goes for those people with buckets at road crossings. No, I'm not rolling down my windows and if you bang on my fucking car, I'll pull my gun on you. Had that happen once with some niggers raising money during the Summer, and they were probably just scheming because niggers scheme. If I want to donate, I'll do it on my own time, not yours. But places that solicit, I write down their names so I know to never give them a dollar anywhere.

>I don't owe you an explanation
Asking "why" is an asshole move and they know it, they're trying to shame\guilt you into giving them money. No reason to be nice to assholes.

If someone comes up to me with a kid asking for charity, then I’ll scream obscenities at the adult, and threaten to kidnap that child if I ever see their sorry asses again.

You can’t deal with these people by being nice, you have to threaten them with violence and kidnapping if you want them to leave you alone