/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DIVINE TOUCH EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: We Must Have Border Security 12/22/18
youtu.be/JMqgAMVAk44
>DepPressSec Gidley on JudgeJeanine 12/22/18
youtu.be/lSJjjvq7z5I
>Pres Trump @First Step Act Bill Signing 12/21/18
youtu.be/_m6ZFdfK3TI
>Apollo 8 50th Anniversary 12/21/18
youtu.be/Wfd0oC3eFWw
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 12/21/18
c-span.org/video/?456221-1/ (PM)
c-span.org/video/?456226-1/ (AM)
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 12/21/18
youtu.be/uLHkvHg3D6c
>IntSec Zinke Exit Interview 12/21/18
youtu.be/mtGsPG6d-cE
>WHStratCommDir Schlapp on FBN 12/21/18
youtu.be/u5dqFaLDyj4
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 12/21/18
youtu.be/LNgBgkKBSZk
>SpiceDaddy on FBN 12/21/18
youtu.be/vdupWUZqI3U
>SpiceDaddy on F&F 12/21/18
youtu.be/1h65SXLqkxI
>Live@State w/AsstSoS4AfroAffairs Amb Nagy 12/21/18
youtu.be/Ij6be1CLgDw
>This Week@State 12/21/18
youtu.be/gJA6RPf34hQ
>DHSSec Nielsen on FoxNews 12/20/18
youtu.be/jxeHj8x7nEw
youtu.be/LaAlvHiHS7o
>TrumpTweet: We Need The Wall 12/20/18
youtu.be/LFelalBY6d4
>Pres Trump Signs HR2 Farm Bill 12/20/18
youtu.be/bQa_MIGWeYs
c-span.org/video/?456189-1/
>AgrSec Perdue on FBN 12/20/18
youtu.be/-HylgwoRzgs
>PressSec Sarah on Dobbs 12/20/18
youtu.be/tZ1Hym-EESA
>VP Pence/2nd Lady visit USO Families 12/20/18
c-span.org/video/?456186-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/flip FS Tocsin 12/20/18
youtu.be/xv7BFqBbBU0

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=vv3lI7Qmxzw
twitter.com/davidlipson/status/1076662318862225408
popsci.com/california-five-year-wildfire
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

AWOO!

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what do hugs feel like
I can't remember

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THIS

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Cute,,,! MAGA..!

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Nothing. They feel like nothing because they never mean anything anymore.

No joke, Awoos are a significant part of my life.

Hell, they are a significant part of everyone's life, whether you know it or not.

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>Pew pew! I got you, Worstie!
No you didn’t! You were late, Cat!

NORMALFAGGOTS ARE SLEEP
QUICK POST YOUR RAREST CLASSICAL AWOO!

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What are you playing?

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You got got, my fren
that other user is crafty

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Nighty night friends

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What page in the Bible talks about the God given rights outlined by the Constitution?

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>outing yourself

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tell me ur crepiest ghost story

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I’m 37. I don’t play video games

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AWOO~

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why do i now have i need to sync that green acres clip to a floyd song......

The Dems won't give Trump the wall funding, never ever, forget it. The government lockdown could last until 2020 and they still won't give in.

Because they know that if he does build the wall, he wins 2020 without a doubt.

>Hugposter action figure, now with kung-fu grip!
>(autistic kot and tomboy figures sold separately)

Last game I played was Tales of Phantasia

I just assume that everyone always knows it is me at all time. I have a particular speech pattern that I just assume people can spot me in three seconds anyway so I don't even try.

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sweet dreams

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What are you sipping?

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It is over guys...Trump is finished,he's going to resign,he feels the walls closing in on him after not being able to get the money to make the wall. It was fun while it lasted.

>The government lockdown could last until 2020 and they still won't give in.
mfw

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*BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
snifffffffffffff
*fffftttttttBBBRRRRTTTTTFFTTTFBBBBRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFTTTT*

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Assassin's Creed Origins.

...

My life isn’t that interesting. I no longer drink or do drugs either. My only Vice is poker.

Lesbians are just dick vegans.

I’m not that kind of autist. I have to go off images used as much as words (the rest of the thread is screeching or cheering helps too).

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youtube.com/watch?v=vv3lI7Qmxzw

DEFEND THIS

Nice try but I won't be bamboozled again like last night

If they continue the shutdown that's fine, but eventually Chuck and Nancy will not be able to spin it any longer and they'll cave when their media kikes lose support

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>Lesbians are just dick vegans.

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I am cuter than you.

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What are your winnings?

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All of them, but the most important one that should end the Federal Reserve and the IRS is Proberbs 22:7 of the KJV of the Bible

jeez i didnt mean satanic shit

Not much. A couple grand. I can’t really play much. I work 6 days a week.

HE

HAS

SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEEEN

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Merry Christmas!

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Do me

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kek

kek

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Reminder: you are only allowed to post in /ptg/ if you are in the 90th percentile of facial symmetry and attractiveness.

Well, then I have hope.

Does he still pretend to be conservative?

*checks catalog*
yfw?

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Too bad I can’t play more. I’m actually pretty good.

>La Creatura

ep5 in in 5mins?

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Why didn't the America Founding Fathers simply wait one more year to declare independence and trips simultaneously?

And she took the Tendie and broke it and said "Take this all of (You) and eat. This is my body, which is broken for you. Do this in memory of me."

Awoo be with you
>and also with you
Lift up your hearts
>We lift them up to the Lord
Let us give thanks to Awoo our God
>It is right to give her thanks and praise

Glory to Awoo in the highest and peace to her people on Earth

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>Patrick Little is still a thing

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This (pic also related)

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It feels like receiving a promise that was only a lie.

s a v e d

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sad:(

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sure

this thread has been up for over 2 and 1/2 hours now

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JESUS H FUK I JUST GOT DRUNK A HELL ON SOME KOREAN SHIT CALLED SHI NJO OR SOMETHING jINRO IS THE BRAND
oh caps sorry

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Are you proud of yourself?

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that new? Don't think I've seen that before

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Nah he swapped party affiliation to (I) ages ago. Neocon kikes still claim to be conservatives though since that's their best hope of destroying the party and the west post-Trump.

>reddit poster admits to posting interracial porn on Jow Forums every single day.jpg
Go back

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...

No, it's actually pretty old, but just never took off

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needs more wolfgrils

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what do these faggots get paid for?

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You got a good poker face or do you play online?

That's Soju. Hate that shit. It's like watered-down vodka. Problem is I feel sober for 4 bottles and then it sneaks up on you and then you're so drunk you can barely stand.

>precious ammunition
>*lobbies for ammunition limits on law abiding citizens*

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GO NOW!

Christ that McCain really liked spreading violence, didn't he?

k

I'm not OP of the thread, you dumb niggers. I just checked the catalogue and that's what I found.

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This is a Grinder profile, isn't it?

SNES, Playstation, or GBA?

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> Terrifying video, believed to be the moment the tsunami struck
twitter.com/davidlipson/status/1076662318862225408

AP reports of 43 deaths now, I would say add two 00 to this number.

Here's the thing, though
>THEY DO IT FOR FREE

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and saved nevertheless

>climate change is a hoax
popsci.com/california-five-year-wildfire

Is McCain's soul destined to haunt the streets of Syria until the Democrats fix them with democracy?

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yes yes these gooks call it happy water .
sneaky stuff for sure

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oh god damn it
ep 6 not 5

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is this fucking real

disgusting but also funny and accurate

I just realized too kek

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>Because the Senate Democrats refuse to fund our greatly needed border wall, I hereby order the United States Military to build the wall. No other choice!

>aid truck
>precious ammunition
Can't find that tweet so it's prolly bullshit but I believe it, gonna need a few more parenthesis for Haass

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