Aus/Pol/ - Scott no friends edition

G'Day Cunts

>Crashing the economy with no survivors

Scott Morrison begs people to buy overpriced Boomers shit for Xmas because "Muh Economy"

baka.com.au/business/consumer-affairs/pm-urges-voters-to-get-shopping-as-retailers-sweat-on-sales-lift-20181219-p50n80.html

>It turns out the Drones in the UK were the fault of a boomer and proto boomer

baka.com.au/world/europe/drone-hobbyist-couple-named-after-arrest-over-gatwick-airport-havoc-20181223-p50nzr.html


>Turns out Path was a slave labour racket after all - who could of guessed?

watoday.com.au/politics/federal/one-business-used-17-interns-but-offered-no-jobs-in-taxpayer-funded-program-20181222-p50nwk.html

>It begins.......... poorfag burns himself stripping copper to sell.

watoday.com.au/national/nsw/investigation-into-explosion-that-sent-man-with-burns-staggering-into-service-station-20181223-p50ny0.html

>Another day, another pollie pork barrel

theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/dec/23/nationals-senator-steve-martin-defends-531000-spent-on-office-refurbishment


>Can't you understand that after years of importing migrant workers, trashing farm land and stealing everything not nailed down while collecting billions of dollars in tax handouts that farmers are the true victims?

theguardian.com/society/2018/dec/23/farmers-and-mental-distress-im-still-a-bit-ashamed-about-my-story

>Finally

This is your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

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First for the JUST

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>Also

Fuck the shitposter and his spam

Fuck me this was hard to find. The shilling is strong today.

>crashing the economy
Good. Let it fucking burn and every boomer, xer, and dumbfuck millennial with more than 1 house can burn with it.
I hope bodies rain from the skies of our major cities in the mass suicide.

Have some whitepills meme flaggot

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Have some franchising

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Can't post images anymore from ip range without bpass fuck this Auspol thread konce
Mobile op edition muh nbn isn't good enough aye
>abbo in a commodore does a skid and kills some kunce
mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-23/woman-fatal-crash-allegedly-left-kids-dead-passenger-stole-car/10664796
>famous national comedian Steve Martin pissed half a Mil taxpayer money up trumps wall on fansy pants office renos
mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-23/senator-steve-martin-office-refit-under-fire/10664534
>chink bogan who can't drive runs over a cunt near a party or something
How is this news?
mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-23/learner-driver-charged-over-20yo-mans-death-near-cairns-party/10664778
>NIGGER stabs a cunt in Bondi kfc and died some shit aye

yeah i'm sick of the retail jew
the food places make you fat
and malls just seem to be a shrine to boomernomics these days, there's just something really off about the atmosphere
and you can save at least 20% by going online
they don't even employ lots of white kids that just want a bit of pocket money, lots of fob shitskins

me on the right

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cunts with interest only loans can suck a nigger dick too, what a clusterbomb of pure evil

David Leyonhjelm asking for a royal commission into the port Arthur shooting. Now we have another 71 year seal on all evidence.....john Howard on suicide watch

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I actually love going to the mall, but that's because I'm a creepy millennial people watcher.
>go to mall
>get a stupidly overpriced coffee
>walk around slowly watching all the people in a rush
>window shop all the stores, even though I have no money to spend
>ask the workers existential questions about whether or not this is how they imagined their lives when they were kids
>revel in the heartache that causes
Malls are the best place.

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Oi Boys JUST Bought A GENNY Take THAT NEXT SHITTY Power OUTAGE

>Inquest shut down at the behest of the federal government
>Only state governments can open up inquests
>State government can't re-open an inquest shut down by the federal government
>Federal government can't re-open an inquest it shut down because only state governments can do that
How convenient.

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MUMMMYYYYYYYY
BOOOBOOOBOOOBOOOIES SUCKle suckle mwahpop

>Oi! You paid your carbon tax for that genny m8?
>Oi! Got a noise complaint from your paki neighbours about your genny, we're gonna have to confiscate it!

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Lol I'm THE Rural FAG CUNT NABORS Can SUCK MY cock
>redlines ls1

that's mean, retail workers are usually kind of retarded which is why they work there

You know what we should do? Completely line the labour party and pressure them to hold a royal commission they may take the bait as it would destroy the liberal national coalition for ever absolute ace of spades for the labour party. Even if they are anti gun. Completely destroys the opposition in one foul swoop. Hahaha and labour MPs lurking should get bill on the phone asap tell em you've got the final solution

According to them, it was an open shut case of some random tar shooting up a cafe for lulz. WHat fucking evidence is there to hide? 100% Port Authur was a false flag staged so that they could disarm the public

Stop being a degenerate cunt. It's not edgy and it's not politically incorrect. Have some self respect.

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>fuck off we're fu--

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Yeah, it is mean. But so is being a boomer and stealing jobs from your grandkids. So fuck those cunts who wrecked this civilization.
Besides, it's somewhat of a service. I'm just preparing them for the existential horror that is going to accompany the last 20 years of their lives spent in an aged abuse centre because they didn't have enough kids to support them.

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what is the deal with koalas all having terrible STDs? haven't they ever heard of a condom?

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>line the labor party
Impossible m8. If you're not willing to diddle kids on camera you can't get into the major parties, and if you are willing to diddle kids on camera they own you.

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You know when it first happened there were people in Queensland calling it out for what it was a false flag

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you're fucking l8 m8.
>I'll forgive you. Finding aus/pol/ among the furry and scat porn is difficult today.

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The worst part? It's human chlamydia. Means some abo fucked a Koala once.
>or more likely an entire tribe of abos engaged in koala fucking.

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I'd believe that they would be capable of this . If they pulled of Pam then this would be nothing haha

Yer Nah Ur Lucky I Can't image post anymore ya low test

I do other things besides lurk the catalog waiting for the aus/pol thread. Tonight it was grocery shopping. I treated myself to Kahlua and vodka for some white Russians. I normally don't drink but this time of year...

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Awww Ye I Cbf EVEN GRTTING Anything To Drink MATE
WHY THE Fuck Is THIS keyboard doing all uper lower case wtf

>low test
m8 I've got 2 sons and a daughter due in 4 days.
Get your life together.

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the weak should fear the strong

always blaming the abos

baka

whats for dindins cunts?

i had a bacon deluxe hunger tamer at HJs the visited me mum and cooked up some prawns with her. now i got a monster ultra to /sip/. feels good m8.

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Looks like someone just took a diarrhea dump in his ear.

Fair enough. I don't drink at all anymore.

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Lol Whatever CHADDAD

hello to our braindead resident socialist rodent

Mossad asio demoralization meme... just

The Koalas had the clap before Australians arrived here m8. Had to be the abos.

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She cute.

Home made butter chicken.
>"we need immigrants for the food" BTFO

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FOUnd the boomer

So boy's with the nationals on damage control before the federal election hopefully they get raped. ....so who is auspol supporting

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>right wing meme parties
>palmer
>one nation
>conservatives
>left wing meme parties
>lib/nats
>ALP
>greens

In that order.

Yeah his pretty easy to spot now, I love how he gets all salty every-time I post.

Cheers user why not liberal democrats? Or shooters Fisher's.... They seem to stir the pot in there a bit I like lyenhelm do any anons here support the lib Dems or am I in the wrong place

Based anti boomer poster

Reminder boomers are everything wrong with Australia.

they fall into the right wing meme parties category

>19 posts by this is
My dude, can you learn to bundle all your comments in to one comment, someone must be able to teach you how. Smoke a Jay, smash a yager bomb and then come back to it my dude. These virgins ain't going nowhere my dude

kek. you know it.
and Vindaloo is the lightning round m8

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ARGHHHH, FUCK!

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Mfw I'm Going BALD
Im baldcunt

this

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Very good then. Do you think this federal election the libs and nats will be hemorrhaging votes to the meme partys or is it going to be the same old shit show

But you post the same fucking shit every fucking day.

And U BOOM EVERRy day cunt

The last decent conversation I had on this website was at the start of the npc meme when there was this great discussion about theory of the mind and locus of the soul.
I'll consider bundling my comments when there's a conversation worth keeping the bump limit low on.
>go waste your brain
Yeah no thanks.

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Do you vote above the line or below just interested in what others do

Just finished 10 hours of wagecucking. Doing another 10 hours of wagecucking starting at 6am tomorrow.

I fuckin' hate life.

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My wife has brown hair, but our kids look exactly like that.

This'll be the first election in a decade that I haven't voted blank.
>finally decided giving meme parties that first preference money is more important than my principles.

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>GAS THE BOOMERS, AGE WAR NOW
You really do need to go back to /b/
You dont belong here. You never have

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Some people (read: me) would kill for your life so try and be at least a little grateful you have a job and aren't looking at life in prison.

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Is Frazer Anning going to run this election

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What did you do

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What do ya'll reckon she meant by this?

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Is this legit you got a salsa on this ? Surely this is a mene

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This is crook did a kid really draw this??? Sause

Shits fucked in this country m8. Barrett was brave and she's absolutely fucking dead now.
>disappeared 4 months after going public
>no police investigation ever
>never mentioned in the media

I thought bump limits were banned in Australia

Damb bra she's a taut nut to crack et, U no centrelinck has free money if you go in da morning and stand in line? An da opartunaty shop will give you free bread my dude. U will undastand one day...

Really????

I reckon she meant that she's a lesbian kiddie fucker.

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Duno, I'm ignoring it because whoever wins will claim to have a mandate to bring more niggers over.

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When does MKR get a Transgender Bi-Racial African--Chinese-Australian refugee contestant? I'm sick of this blatant transphobic-whitewashed propaganda made by Rupert Murdoch.

No meme m8. She went public on channel 7, then went missing, and nothing was ever mentioned again, other than a 2017 hit piece in The Australian "putting the myth to rest"

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What about our south African whites are they still coming over or not? What happened it just went silent

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thinking of getting a Nintendo switch because of smash Bros has me intrigued. haven't owned a console since PS2 days

should I go for it? how are people here finding the switch? is the online busy here in Australia?

oh and what would be a good price to get one for during boxing day sales do you think?

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>tfw might actually get a boyfriend
>have to tell my family im a fucking faggot poof.

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Holy fuck I remember seeing her on tv. I remember now the fobbed her off as a loon so she legit disappeared? Ive got a you tube video going now of it fuck her daughter look alright haha ....but this is 100 percent legit? I don't recall auspol mentioning this before

I'd love to play the new Legend of Zelda game on the Switch. We had the old Ocarina of Time one on the N64. It was amazing.

Aslong as you get a gun licence and buy guns it's ok

quit expecting shit faggot, go earn your keep or rot in prison for being a shithead, we dont give a fuck no pity here.

Rest in pepperoni qld

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>casually mention he's a pedophile
>celebrate his life anyway
>list of people attending his funeral
>forget to mention that deputy police commissioner gave a speech about what a great man he was.

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