26 year old Virg

year old Virg
Have confidence, fuck bitches.
>>never been employed
get a job
>>have only a ged
what have you been doing with your life?
>>a minority
so? This is a benefit for the most part these days.
>>still lives with parents
Move out.
>How fucked am I and how can I fix this?
Very if you think any of these things are hard to fix.

nasajobs.nasa.gov/

Seem like an ordeal to me. I'm a social retard, completely and poorly self educated. It isn't that simple.

Where do I even start to change? You guys just don't get it. You guys aren't at risk of being permavirg dregs of society. It's why you're giggling.

Imagine being a Hispanic and uneducated on top of it all. I'm basically a leper. Ooouuu it's over its fucking over.

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Your problem is that you count "being a virgin" as the first of your issues. That means you still are worshiping vaginas like they are the solution, like the moment you get a gf suddenly you're going to also get a confidence boost, going to get a great job and find a nice place to leave.

Girlfriends are more trouble than help. If you're seriously disturbed about being a virgin, find a hooker and lose your V card. Then stop thinking about that and fix your fucking life

get a job first, but make it something you like, otherwise you're just wasting your time

ps I lived with my parents until I was 27, lost my V when I was 25. Now I'm 31, I work as a freelancer and I've spent the last two years traveling around Europe, South America and Asia.

And I thought i was going to kill myself when I was 24 because I couldn't get laid. Lmao I was a fucking idiot

>get a job first, but make it something you like, otherwise you're just wasting your time
I haven't any skills and I have no interest in doing anything particular.

It's a forced meme, that's all
We don't get those on Jow Forums very often but it happens

>not a nigger
>not doing coke
>no criminal record
>no debts
>fresh start on expirience building
>no terminal disease
>no financial struggle
>no misding limbs

So tell me how your situation is bad? Legit all you have to do is start working out for more energy. Eat healthy look good, get some social skills and get refered to a job. Expirience will be given, go to School, recieve scholarships for extra cash, do investments or trades and you'll be caught up to most 30 year olds. The only problem would be to leave the nice comfy ass groove you imprinted on your couch bed.

>So tell me how your situation is bad?
Again, because I don't know what career to pursue. I have no skills, no talent, socially inept and I have a stunted education.

It's easy to just say pursue a career. What career exactly? Flipping burgers?

am I not getting advice because I'm a Hispanic man on q predominately white n nerdy imageboard? It's because you'd rather keep me down and out and behind a wall, is that it?

Maybe you should look up all the information you need on careers and then consider them? Welcome to decision making 101.

It's hard to imagine me considering anything as a reasonable career to pursue because I haven't a fucking clue how to do anything, I mean that's a real fucking problem.

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>Page 5
>Everyone having a giggle
>Nobody helping me
Why have you fucking abandoned me?

Stop being so miserable
You can unironicaly do whatever fucking you want, and if you don't know what you want - start doing something that doesn't need a lot of money, and what can eventualy give you at least some money, something that is desired on market
And in this case the obvious choice is something ITish

You can also do some personality/career tests, I guess that there's a lot of them on the internet
You may want to enter some trade school, as I dunno, electrician/plumber/who_fucking_ever
Just stop being a pussy and actually do something, you can lose only by not doing anything, and still being a neet

You learn that yourself or by taking a course (you of course have to plan what to take, how to qualify etc but there's always a route). People don't know how to do things like accounting in highschool.

>You can also do some personality/career tests
My personality type is ISTJ
The test recommend I become a dentist or an accountant. I can't say I'm very interested in either of those careers and I'm an absolute retard when it comes to numbers, I can't possibly become an accountant.

Numbers are pretty damn useful actually
So as I said, maybe try with programming/webmastering/databases
Or just become a mechanic, electrician or plumber
But the first thing you should do is to find any work as quick as it's possible
May it even be in a chainstore or in a fast-food, just anything

>But the first thing you should do is to find any work as quick as it's possible
>May it even be in a chainstore or in a fast-food, just anything

How do you get over my crippling social anxiety?

I've never seen a successful thread for over 25s.

Then stick a fork in me. I'm over.

By stopping to be a miserable cunt
Seriously OP, "social anxiety" isn't any excuse, I had it too when I was younger because of being bullied and still I'm socialy awkward and scared of strange people
But that's not thw fucking excuse to being an indolent bitch living of your parents money
No, you being not-white isn't an excuse either

Yeah, I get it already. I have to better how I think about myself. But It's hard to imagine being anything but a loser with me being so close to 30 and not having accomplished anything. Until I get over that I can't do anything because I'm always going to be worried about people judging me.

I guess I'll try getting my body in order and build confidence that way like another user suggested first.

Well thanks.

Fuck. I was midway through a set of goblet squats when I remembered I'm a 5'6 manlet. It's hopeless.

>minority
You’re fucked

Yeah, use this thread to laugh at me. The 5'6 uneducated permavirg hispanic. Laugh. The pain is the only thing that gives me life.

>26
>no employment history (therefore no income and no savings)
>minority
>have only a GED

Congratulations, you qualify for substantial federal need-based grants, as well as numerous scholarships aimed at your minority, and you get a massive boost to your admissions "score" for all universities. If you have a sob story to go along with your application, you can get into Harvard, Yale, Princeton, etc. with a full ride.

He’s a spic, he’s not smart enough for college

The power of the white man everyone. I was born oppressed on top of all of my other faults.

You should see the idiots they let in. Unless this dude is drooling, and perhaps even if he is, he'd get accepted to and probably graduate from a liberal arts program. And he'd not have to pay a fucking dime if he knows how to work the public aid-like grants/need-based scholarships system. And even if he doesn't know, he has family that know.

You're so full of shit. Show me this magical grant you're rambling about or get your ass back to Jow Forums por favor.

First off, OP's 26. Therefore, only his income is counted for the purpose of federal Pell grants. Because he has no job, his income is zero or near-zero. Therefore, he qualifies for the maximum amount of assistance available under the Pell grant regime.

Furthermore, most universities have their own need-based grant system. Most of those mirror the Pell grant system, though they may have fewer funds available each year (meaning the earlier you apply the better your chances are). So OP's income is still zero for those purposes and therefore he has the highest level of need out of all applicants.

Finally, there are grants available from private organizations for a multitude of conditions. There are loads and loads for hispanics of different origins and aspirations, you literally just need to look for them. There are also many for people who come from disadvantaged backgrounds, so if OP's parents, for example, didn't go to college, didn't graduate high school, are disabled in some way, he may qualify for or even be entitled to some form of grant.

So yeah, his background probably sucks and whatever. I'm just saying make lemons out of lemonade; why take the disadvantaged background and continue living in it if there's a rope to let you climb out of it?

What's with the weird thread hijacks on this board? I'm OP; this was my last post in this thread

I've a well paying job, never had a gf but lost my virginity to a hooker. Now I'm 27 and no matter how many hookers I fuck I still feel extremely lonely. How do I fix this?

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You are just looking for sympathy OP.
You are quite possibly the laziest person ever.
Am I wrong? Have you ever tried to find work?
If no, you should go and try to find work.
If you will not go and find work, at least please go and become homeless so that you stop bring complete and utter shame and embarrassment upon your parents, which will no doubt shorten their lives greatly.
Your current life is literally killing your parents. Do you have anything in you to care enough to change or are you just fine with KILLING YOUR PARENTS?

Im a hispanic who didn't get his diploma until he was 23 and didn't get a job until he was 25, now i work and earned enough to reach my first milestone of owning a digital screen tablet for drawing. Apply yourself, get an entry level job and try ALL of them until one of them hires you, no matter how long it takes. You can do it man, we're all gonna make it if we genuinely try.

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You sound like a pussy to me
Definitely get a job first, literally anything. Fast food, hotel cleaning, grocery store, restaurant, all pretty easy to get into.
Save all of you monies, look on craigslist for a room to rent. Apply for food stamps to save monies.

it is that simple. you just want to wallow.

As someone with a degree from a top school in the country, don't major in anything that doesn't have a strong STEM component. You don't need to be a math major but don't go for something stupid like poli sci or entrepreneurship either. Econ, accounting, statistics, finance, etc.

I got my first job at 29. I only had a GED. I got paid a dollar under minimum wage to do landscape work. But I worked 40-48 hours a week and I've been making a lot of money. Landscape work is difficult and requires a lot of stamina. I would rather be a janitor or work in retail but I take what I can get.

Working gives you confidence that you can make it in the real world. Work for at least a few months and think about what you want to do with your life. You can learn one of the trades, you can go back to college, or you can stick to entry level jobs. Do what makes you happy.

>You are quite possibly the laziest person ever.
Correct.
>If you will not go and find work, at least please go and become homeless so that you stop bring complete and utter shame and embarrassment upon your parents
But bro we're in the middle of a heatwave and it's super comfy in my room. I'll think about doing it later. Its not like my parents are kicking me out of the house or anything.

>You sound like a pussy to me.
My mother and father have been doing everything for me my entire life. that goes without saying. i don't even know our house number because i never leave home. i'm like a retarded house cat.

I see your problem. You need to be put in a crucial situation to come out of your comfort zone. I just hope it's sooner rather than later because when you're 30 with no experience it's about 75% harder to get a job than when you're 26.

I know time is winding down for me but I just can't get motivated to leave this place. Even my younger brother getting laid before me wasn't the kick in the pants I needed to get my shit together.

I've actually heard most of the advice in this thread before from my own family or friend's of family.

I'll attempt to better myself only to fall back into my old habits and end up doing shit for years.

Have you ever had a job before? I was like you and I got my first job at 29. You can see my post a few places up. If I can do then so can you.

No, there really hasn't ever been a need for me to work. My parents get me whatever I want. And my parents have never forced me to get a job either. In fact when I talk about getting a career mother tries to talk me out of it and reminds how lazy I am.

I assume you want to get a job because you're here. I don't know about you but I have a tremendous amount of guilt and shame when I was a NEET. Well if you ever get serious you're never too old to learn or work. Here's an interesting website I've been looking at recently, it gave me a few ideas of what to do.
owlguru.com/career/list/

I definitely feel shame. Just not enough to motivate myself to seriously change. And I'll bookmark the link. Thanks for the help.