I finally broke up with my bitch girlfriend (make that EX-girlfriend) and it took me 20 goddamned years and two children later to do it... BUT I DID IT!!! I waited until my kids were 18 and then POW! I told that bitch to FUCK OFF MAN!!!
I'm so fucking HAPPY!!!! She finally got the last of her shit out of my house today. Fucking fat bitch whore.
>NO alimony >NO child support >I get to keep ALL my shit including my HOUSE!
Oh man... will someone please give me some advice on what I should do now? I feel like I just got out of prison or something. Feel free to ask me anything as well, such as advice on how you can do the same thing. REMEMBER never EVER give up, because it's never too late realize your dream. I've been plotting this shit for well over 10 years.
What do now? I've got a good amount of money from an inheritance she never found out about (she knows the person died but never knew what I got out of it) and really if I live a pretty humble yet comfortable life I never have to work again.
Open to all advice, and I'm also willing to give advice as I'm pretty sure I'm older than most of the people that are going to read this.
Always keep income coming Don't be her friend, be her acquaintance at best Be there for the kids if you wanna, don't force it though
Eating well is living well and if you know how to cook, portion and preserve food you'll eat on surprising budgets.
You probably know more than most of Jow Forums though really
Chase Gray
Good for you user! Now tell me what are you gonna do now!?
Joshua Stewart
You are the idiot for wasting 20 years and having children with a woman not even your wife. Godddamn fool.
Levi Parker
Man I'm not gonna be that bitch's "friend" wtf? I hat that whore! And as for the kids they can go fuck themselves too. I gave those two fuckers EVERYTHING they ever wanted and now they're going to COMPLETELY with their mother?
Okay...whaaaaatevers. More money for me. They sure showed me! Ooooooohh yeaaaaah. I'm thinking of getting a couple of hookers tonight. Too soon?
>hookers I feel like you should actually go and just pick you up some lady, but hookers might be down to do drugs and that honestly sounds like a fun fucking night
Me, I'd get everyone together for drinks and just yuck it up. If I could avoid working I'd also just be drunk/high for a week, sleeping whenever and waking whenever. That's honestly just my dream really, wake up when I wanna, sleep when I wanna, dont matter if I'm rich. Just want a liveable income and command of my waking and sleeping
Anyway, live the dream buddy
Anthony Morris
They're twins and I had them with her because I was 17 and naive. I thought I was in love. I TOTALLY admit I wasted a lot of time and made a huge mistake.
Oh well.
On to greener pastures I suppose. I've always wanted to bang an Asian chick. Maybe I'll take a little trip to Thailand. Should I go to Thailand? How about S. Korea? I've noticed Korean women are cute as hell
Nope. Not even close. I mean I am white, but no trailer. I know my punctuation and grammar is all over the place. fuck it
Caleb Cox
imagine being this deep in your mid life crisis
Christopher Sanchez
You don't have to live in a trailer to be white trash.
You're gonna make the same mistake, do coke and get drunk and impregnate another girl.
Jose Myers
Go to Las Vegas and fuck some bitches up and some of that burning bush. Your a free man
Benjamin Jackson
Thanks man! Yeah I think I am going to do the hooker thing even though I don't drink or do drugs. However, they're more than welcome to do so if they please. I've been with hookers before, but never more than one at a time.
I think I'm going to wait for it to get dark and them I'm going to pick up a few hookers in china town. Yeah, so far that seems like the best plan for today. I'm either going to pick them up or just fuck em at a massage parlor. Something like pic related.
I've never understood the allure. Overpriced everything. It's loud, bright, and right now it's hot as fuck. It should be worth noting that I live in Los Angeles (a nice part) and I've been living here all my life so I know the damn place like the back of my hand. So I can really always just go 20-30 minutes in either direction and get pretty much WHATEVER I want. Latinas, Asians, White, mixed, black (not that I ever would but it's an option), and everything else under the sun.
I'm 35 bro. I don't do drugs and I live quite the healthy lifestyle (now even stress free!!) I wouldn't call this a midlife crisis....aand if it is MAN, I never knew how good a mid-life crises could feel.
I'm gonna be feeling a lot better tonight too, I can tell you that.
Right. I'm trash whatever.
Lincoln Ward
Yeah me too.
Mason Hill
Me too, he said he was plotting this for 10 years. Imagine the tension in that household and what those kids went through or saw.
He says he doesn't do drugs but he types like someone on emphetamines
Tyler Torres
Judging by this I'd say see a therapist or something. I don't feel like it's normal to have this little empathy towards your children, I feel particularly bad for them. It also seems like you have serious issues beyond that. I hope you get your shit together.
Tyler Kelly
They definitely know he hates them or at the very least, doesn't give a single fuck about them. And he's surprised they choose to live with their mother.
OP sounds like a legit psychopath
Bentley Bennett
You spelled amphetamines wrong.
No there wasn't any tension in my home because I'm not a fucking retard. I just played pretend. Whenever I got too stressed out I would just lie and say I had to work "overtime" or travel for work when in reality I would just go off and hang out with some girlfriends I had/have on the side.
And my kids are fine BELIEVE ME. I gave them everything they wanted AND more. And for what? They ended up siding with their wannabe gold digger mom in the end, which I must say is VERY common. I've known great dads and husbands who did everything for their wife and kids only to get their asses handed to them in court. One guy who used to work for me even killed himself.
HOWEVER, I noticed as well that the ASSHOLE dads who would beat the shit out of their kids and their wives couldn't get rid of either even if they tried. No matter what they did or said, abhorrent as it may be, they always came crawling back to him. I never understood that, but I learned early to understand that that's the way things just are, and I would have to use that knowledge to game my situation and come out as best I could in the end.
Oh I may have issues, but I also have all of my money, property, stocks, bonds, jewelry, and cars. ALL MINE for the keeping.
I don't mean to sound like a show off. I did not intend for that to be the theme of this thread, but fuck it. I'm just waiting for it to cool down so I can enjoy the "nightlife" tonight.
T-minus 3 weeks till you call her you weakhanded cuck
Levi Martinez
I'm legitimately proud of people that can keep it together for the sake of their children. Most people don't even care enough to try or in their self indemnifying bullshit pretend breaking up doesn't fuck children up worse than pretty much anything short of kiddie diddling.
Ryder Hughes
By the way by the way.. I'm NOT rich. I don't want to give that impression. I'm financially COMFORTABLE. My parents are the ones that are rich, and she always knew that.
My inheritance came in the form of two apartment buildings and the house I live in now when my grandfather died (I took care of him when he was sick and I was his only grandkid.) I sold one apartment building (unbeknownst to my ex gf) and continue to oversee the other one through a management company from afar (It's in Miami.)
It's not like I can start living like a rockstar or anything. But I can have some serious fun if I wanted. I'm financially responsible/very very lucky is what I'm trying to say.
Yeah and a little spoiled too. Fuck it it's the truth. I'm a trust fund kid.
You're a terrible dad. You gave them everything they wanted yet they still went with the person who didn't act like a petty fucking bitch who tries to sleep around on his wife Gee, I wonder why? Your kids 100% knew of the tensions in the house, and their happiness goes deeper than material needs. You're acting like a child who cheats the game and wonders why he didn't win. It's obvious you were a shitty dad based on the way you act about literally losing your kids. An actual dad would be heartbroken about losing their kids but you care more about your fucking money or cars than them. I feel bad for your kids that had to live with a dad that just put on a show for 18 years. Fuck that. Your kids deserved much better no matter how many video games or whatever you gave them to shut up.
Jacob Peterson
nice op, enjoy it
but jesus christ people make shitty decisions when they're that young (17). like, woah.
Michael Russell
Spoiled brat. You didn't provide them anything, their great-grandfather did. And they know it. You also thought they didn't notice your supposed lack of tension, but from the frantic and disjointed way you type I'm sure you did a shit job of hiding your numerous side chicks.
Love how you said some dude "worked" for you then in the next post say you're a trust fund baby. You threw your grandfather's money at a management company to run an apartment complex. Oh yes, such an entrepreneur and manager.
