Will I end up a wizard? These are my best years squandered...

this. you look desperate (and you are)
fix your desperation then try again. delete tinder at least until you’re happy, it cripples growth

Stop making it your major goal in life and it'll happen easier. Just keep earning and not making sex a huge, important milestone and you'll attract people easier.

> Why after all this time won’t any cute girl hook up with me?
Why would a cute girl look for sex on Tinder? All she has to do is smile, and some guy will offer it to her.

If you want women to pay attention to you, you have to up your game. Dicks come a dime a dozen. You have to be the one with the dimes.

Either that or delete your Tinder and go your own way.

A lot of the game for you is going to be your profile. You're attractive, but as a girl on Tinder, there is an excess of attractive guys, so most of the really attractive girls will only swipe on their exact types OR somebody engaging. So you have to catch attention to not be one of hundreds of reasonably attractive dudes, then keep the conversation going better than the typical "Hey gorgeous, can I give you a good dicking tonight?"

It’s not. I’m just lonely and lack any confidence in my appearance because of it.
Imust not stand out enough to be worthy of a match cause you can’t mesage them till you’re liked so idk how it’s my game? There’s a lot of attractive girls on there, too. At least give dude a chance to have an opening line. I don’t swipe left on anyone cute.

My dude, it's because you look sad, not ugly. You legitimately look depressed. Peoples' lives are already depressing enough on their own, you have to seem like the kind of person who will distract from the misery of everyday life, not contribute to it.

lmao this. he looks like he just finished crying

Dude's not even ugly but everything about this profile is boring, beta, and bland. Imagine being a girl and having to go on a date with this goof.

As a fem I’d say you don’t look very confident. I’m a sperglord so I need someone that can take the lead and you don’t really look like you would. Google cocky expressions and use them to take a selfie, or smile or something. Try to look as relaxed and confident as you can, and I can almost guarantee you will get more matches

You have a good-looking face but your bio is not interesting.

You don't seem like a fun guy to hang out with based on your bio, but you do seem like LTR material. Tinder may just not be the venue for you since everyone on there's just using it to have some fun and a fuck.

I'm sort of the opposite even though I look a lot like you.
>grow out facial hair
"Oh, you look so good with a beard, never shave"
>shave
"Oh, good, you got rid of that silly beard, you look so much better now"

It's the only thing people are ever supportive of with me, and I kind of resent it.

>Tinder may just not be the venue for you since everyone on there's just using it to have some fun and a fuck.
He said he wants that. You're right, though, he needs to present himself for the audience.

I think your confidence is fine, but by "profile" I mean that your bio does not pull anyone in. To get that right swipe, there has to be something interesting enough to make you stand out from dozens of equivalent-looking dudes who say something that strikes a girl as witty/sexy/confident/whatever will make the hookup more comfortable for her.

I still think you’re cute. Just go gay.

:3

Is it that easy?

I mean it would be nice to have sex.
I am fun. I’m not well at selling myself, I guess.
Oh, I’d take the lead if I got a match. I guess just not looking confident is enough to be denied for everyone so far. I am not cocky due to reasons but I’ll try harder at that. I think confidence is natural and can’t be faked well.

nigger post the rest of your profile. you're not ugly.

i think it has moreso to do w your attitude.

add me on steam if you want a shitload of advice (time i used tinder i banged close to 20 grills, even more from cold approach)

steamcommunity.com/id/homeless_hobo

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If you're using words like wizard, using Tinder and especially making this thread about a topic that's been covered HUNDREDS of times, desperately making sex your main goal is exactly what you're doing and you can't deny it. Now instead of deflecting and being defensive, realize that the trick to beating this is to maintain a busy and active life and not actively seek companionship at all.

Once you're not part of the horde of men that chase women 24/7 online you'll become more appealing to the women you see in everyday life and you'll be seen as a more productive person because you've been keeping busy. Using the internet to find women isn't smart in the first place, because they have their pick of the litter there and everyone blurs together.

Befriend your coworkers and go out with them. Be really intentional about the pictures you take. As others said, you look miserable in the pic. Check the last group pic you took and crop out your smiling happy face. If you're gonna take a new pic don't take it in your fucking basement place looks dingy as hell. If you want to fuck look like it.

Not true. I want to take a girl out and have a fun time... doesn’t even need to be sex. Just not with a girl who is really super unattractive...
I’m too lonely to be busy besides work. one of the thousands of girls I liked would I’ve liked me back if they saw somebody who was new and lonely, id have thought. I Just don’t know anyone after a big move.

I don’t have any coworkers to go out with. I only work with a couple people and they are all decades older. I picked the wrong job I guess..... I’m in nyc so everyone is using online and there are so many girls that I can’t comprehend how not even one of the thousands of qts liked me, even paying for gold. I only look miserable because I am, and would love to change that and be happy and confident... but even rate threads on soc ruin a chance of confidence cause they rate my face so low in those threads

It could be I guess. You sent me pics of your dick like a year ago; would suck...

You would score mad pussy if you actually charged your phone.

What I'm saying is that to any woman, sex is going to be their assumption of you. It doesn't matter what your intentions are at all, wanting a woman is wanting sex. It's normal and isn't wrong to be assumed when the modern atmosphere, especially online, is 100% sex. Besides, what if you get someone that wants it?

Well how do I go about attracting a woman who’s not sexually offputting that would find me attractive enough for sex?

You've been making threads like these for years and you haven't improved at all since then, it says a lot about you.

>he doesn't charge his phone to exactly 69% to use it as a pickup line

That is actually pretty smooth

Fuck off Brandon, this is my show now,.

Fuck you and that stupid cripple!

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>hiking, music, photography

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Start going out retard. Socialize, flirt, etc. Go to clubs, bars, and different local events.

How can this nigga, after 10 years of non-stop advice, trials and errors, STILL manage to do absolutely EVERYTHING wrong?

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HAHAHA
good times

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You almost look like a serial killer. I'm 100 percent serious. There's not a hint of expression on your face or writing style. Life is unfair and you're broken from the cruel world and years of bullying. You're on tinder to drug up girls and take them to your basement. That's the impression I get from this.

This is incredibly concerning and definitely doesn’t help me be more relaxed, confident and not hard on myself. What the fuck am I supposed to do about this? I don’t want to remain alone

smile more, that pic is boring af.

Problem isnt you. Its the internet. Its the whole online dating culture. Its shitty. You have to date well below your level on these sites.
This is how the dating scene works... only about 10% of men are seen as attractive by the average woman's standards. This is why marriage and nuclear family was developed and women traditionally were seen as property or second class citizens and werent given rights. When women are empowered you run into shit like tinder. Plus women monkey branch and are mostly serial monogamists will date you then when bored divorce you. We men are stepping stones in their eyes. Now men will fuck about anything. I think men like you who turn down fattys are just supressing urges because you dont want anyone to see you with a fat chick. Fair enough. But reason your only getting fat women to message you is because women that are your level of attractiveness are going to easily be able to date above. You have to shoot for lower using the internet. And these fat chicks will message men like you because they are getting porked by some 9/10 chad every other day and feel confident messaging men above their level.

Better?

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nigga he looks like a sad, autistic, lonely beta virgin

Holy shit do you have a twisted view of women. And men, while we're at it. Christ on a stick.

YES there are shitty thots on the prowl. Yes there are disgusting men who "empower" them to keep their thottery up. But DAMN is that a fucked up way to view people.

If you don't want tinder trash, stay off tinder. If you don't want people (not just women) in your life who think that BS is empowering (and it's not) then stop running in forums and circles where they exist.

You want pretty, non-slutty women (even though it sounds like you don't deserve them) you don't keep looking for slutty, easy, daddy-issue traits.

Ignore that, you don't look like a serial killer. But don't look directly into a camera when taking a pic, girls statistically respond more to men who look off camera in pics, I dunno why. Maybe it's less threatening.

>take a picture with a nice background... not in your garage. Maybe a sunset or pretty sky behind you.
>wear any other color shirt. not brown
>shave your face or grow it out - stubble looks weird
>try to smile or look happier
>take "completely new and don't know anyone" out of your bio

This.

Also, change your personality to stop wanting hookups and you'll get better girls. Impossible you say? Fine. But these things are connected.

Realistic view. Its very true that women only find top 10% of men attractive while men will fuck anything. Its real. The dating scene is rigged this way. Why is it that most prostitutes are women and most johns are men?? Because men are thirsty for pussy because hardly any man can get any pussy. All while even fat ass bitches can get fucked any day of the week. Women are starving for commitment which is why fat bitches who get fucked by chad every other day are always crying about how no man will ever love them. And men are always jacking off to porn or buying sex because most men are determined unworthy by most women.
This is really how it all works. Thus its best to stay off tinder or any social media or dating site to get women.
Men arent entitled to women i can understand why the game is such the way it is. Women get pregnant which is why theu must be selective. And men need to be exceptional in some way to procreate. Problem is most people are shitty and women use their advantages and men use theirs and everyone is constantly exploiting each other these days.

I can agree with some of what you say, but not the way you say it.

If they only found 10% of men attractive, the species would perish, because that would men most women are getting raped to get pregnant and that's just not the case. Realistically. Also most men, MOST MEN, eventually have a relationship that lasts more than five years (Scientific American, circa 2013). Fat bitches MIGHT get fucked. Might. These are also the same women who bitch about not having a man on social media and use tinder. Stop thinking that women have the magical ability to get guys all the time. Even thirsty guys can and will turn down unattractive women.

Women don't just operate on sight, like men. If they did, we'd be in serious trouble. Instead, women tend to be practical (at least as they get older, out of their twenties) and will search for a man with security: money, land, respect of other men, lack of hookup nature. And yes, because they get pregnant.

Women DO NOT have an unfair advantage. It seems that way, but it's just not the case. Women don't stay young and thin and beautiful forever. Men don't HAVE to be sexually attractive to get a woman. It really is pretty even in the playing field.

Stop being a bitter dickhead.

Ive gotten over 200 matches in one night with this pic, you cunt.

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Women will marry and have kids with men they arent attracted to all the time when they got money. Then they divorce, take the kids and money and move on. They fuck men that are roided up gym rats in between divorcing. Not being a bitter dickhead, just being real. Women have real advantages. Men have the advantage of generally being able to get a younger woman when they are older. Men dont have to be attractive indeed just have to have money and these men often end up cucked unwillingly behind their backs.
The playing field is even overall. And if you dont want to end up having your life ruined you need to know the pitfalls that are out there. Men want to fuck. Men are thirsty for sex. Women want commitment, money, resources and a really hot stud to bang them.
Yes its a level playing feild. But watch out because people will abuse their power given the opportuniy.

You were my inspiration. Thank you.

“Give em the Bundy stare!”

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You dont look fun, sexy, or natural.
You look angry, predatorial, and desperate.

Find some fuckin joy in life.

Hey its that gay guy. I remember you.

wild coloured tshirt
frosted tips
shaped stubble
illuminati symbolic

hmm, an ominous douche, checks out.

So you asked for advise from a girl's perspective, lol so I'll try my best to advise you. You're actually pretty cute, you look nice and fit. I like what your hair is doing. But man you look really sad,and that bio, it's lengthy. And desu women are looking for something simple. Someone that would give hints, so you can leave a bit of mystery and also so we have something to talk about when the conversation gets boring. Speaking for females, we honestly like confident men. Actually like is an understatement, we love men that know what they're doing. Like many anons said before me, you don't seem too confident. & Money is good, but that's not what gets you a girl. BTW. To make this really clear, by confidence, I mean make firm decisions about what you're doing. Don't be cocky tho. But honestly, irl most attractive girls don't get asked out as often as you might think. A lot of men get too nervous to ask them out, so it's usually the really cocky guys who ask them out because they have the balls to. But when looking for a girl, I think it's best if you find someone that isn't just looking for your money or with you for your looks. What I suggest is go out more, and talk to people. Not just girl, once you make friends eventually you'll go out with them more and you'll find something you like. Or go to place you like for often and talk to people there. Just talk to humans. But don't be too harsh on yourself if you get rejected. Because chances are, she wasn't worth your time, effort and love. So don't give up. You can do this! :)

Please for fucks sake, if I'm not getting baited myself by some pasta, don't reply seriously to Brandon threads. Lurk moar if you don't know who he is.

It’s not fucking bait!

you look like this cat, ready to break down crying

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>all these newfags not recognising Brandon

>and that bio, it's lengthy

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You look like an irl wojak.

Try making your first impression more happy and exciting. Like a photo of you doing something different than crying.

He looks way more buff nowadays.

hook up with my sister in law in brooklyn. she’s not obese :D

He looks gorgeous.

honestly Brandon does look better these days, he has finally ascended into entry level good looking
t. straight man but arbiter elegantiarum

Do u have any friends who go party if so ask them if you could tag along and see some qt 3.14

>Brandon again
Just give up man

Sure what’s her Kik or discord?

Men also don't just operate on sight.
Source: dudes on Jow Forums whining that they can't get a virgin gf

I'm largely responsible for the meme spread of Brandon rate me back in the day and as a returnee to the boards from the ol' days of perpetual shitposting and trolling, I both hope it is you and it isn't.

If it isn't. Whoa, Brandon threads, really? God damp, blast from the past.

If it is, it's good to see you buddy, but I'm seriously unhappy to see you still stuck in this shithole website with the same bullshit insecurities. You'd give Trump a run for his insecurity.

Hey guys, I think I can relate to Brandon a lot

what would a therapist do to help me?

Take your money?

Way more people would have called this guy attractive here if it wasn’t his looks.

If this is you in the pic OP then looks are not the issue. I'd give 30 years of my life to look like you.

You look fine, if anything you're above average. Here's the thing though, your picture isn't very flattering. It says you live in New York? there's hundreds of places in New York to take a cool photo, and try smiling more in your picture.

I cri ;_;

Y tho

you're not attractive

> Imust not stand out enough
No you don't. You look boringly average. Completely 5/10 nothing special. Just another dick in a long line of millions.

> idk how it’s my game?
You have no game. None. For you to have any game at all would be an improvement over the blandness that you are now.

Jesus Christ with herpes, you work in Manhattan. Get out of your mother's basement and go on the prowl.

For your homework, I want you to go meet 5 women offline. I don't give a fuck where you go - museum, art shows, clubs, bars, libraries, whatever - but talk to them. Do not ask for sex. Just talk. And don't just ask for directions or some lame ass shit. Over an hour per woman.

Don't come back to Jow Forums until your homework is done.

Can you please be constructive with that? Why am I not attractive and is there anything I can do to fix it, surgery or otherwise?No attractive girls want a guy who’s not attractive and isnbland af. Beauty is subjective and I’ll never be attractive

Then why are most people saying I don’t look attractive l? I’d be confident and really be happy with my face if I knew it actually wasn’t painfully average and some people liked it for their taste?
This place IS shit I thought I would get help since I see basic normie guys rated high on soc every day
I moved and don’t know anyone at all here. I made this thread cause girls on tinder do not like me and match. This is on other profiles too. I’m 25 and don’t know anyone who parties like back in college
Why lie? It doesn’t help. Most people are saying I’m too bland... do you have standards or are you just saying it cause you feel sorry for me? It’s hard to believe I look great or the masses say the opposite. Attractive people attract a lot

do you think pic related looks good?
if yes, shave
if no, grow beard
you'll look more confident in the one you prefer, there's no point in forcing your fashion when you won't feel comfortable with it

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What if I’m just not attractive and a 5 at best and no style would make it better? Could that be possible? Cause some of these replies aren’t telling me I look good at all and am not good

You look soooo sad, bro. Find joy in something.

Because nobody really likes how I look. I’m extremely depressed over it

Nobody likes how you look because you look like you're about to slit your own throat

>No attractive girls want a guy who’s not attractive and isnbland af.
Not with that attitude

One of the best advice I got in my life: “user, be in love with yourself first”

oh, hi Brandon

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Op you're hot as fuck

Thanks are you a girl?

Brandon I have been replying to your threads for years. This is my first time on Jow Forums and I'm surprised you're still around. You're a good looking dude, and after reading so many of your posts I know you're not stupid. You just need to stop thinking so much and get the fuck off of Jow Forums. Start by socializing with coworkers if you have a job. If not, find somewhere that people with similar hobbies hang out. If you don't have hobbies or they aren't mainstream enough to have a place like that, go to bars. Even if you don't drink. You're 25 now and it fucking kills me to see you haven't made much progress. I really wish you the best, man. You can do it, you're better than you think you are.

fuck off, OP

>LARPer roastie on a bait thread
im out