UK to require age verification for porn in April

VPNs are going to be outlawed in the UK.

mashallah

Impossible. VPNs are critical for online businesses.

Remember, all these laws are written by technologically illiterate dinosaurs who are simply performing a knee-jerk reaction to complaints by their boomer electorate base.

The vast majority of people will be utterly stumped by geo-locking websites and that will satisfy the government. Anyone who is determined to access these sites via VPN will be too few to worry about

this, it's an excuse to censor the entire internet chinese style

VPNs can easily be outlawed by private use. You have for pay for them. The British government will just require the same age verification for VPN providers.

>STOP RIGHT THERE!!!
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>Are you 18 years or older?
>Click "Yes"
>Enter site.
WEW that was hard

Dont be a prick
Bin that dick

I'm kind of in favour of this. The distraction having access to infinite porn from the age of 12 really fucked up my education. If entering my credit card details once is the price of saving other kids from that, so be it.

Meanwhile pakis and politicians will rape your children.

Fapxit

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Not going to work like this.

Yeah meanwhile jews circumsize our kids before raping them along with the nig nogs and politicians, w-wow based USA.

What the fuck, guys? I realize all bongs aren't like you, but should you really be justifying another inch towards an increasingly Orwellian superhorror?

Isn't this just a few steps removed from big time Chinese internet censorship where machine learning algorithms block services and addresses that 'aren't conducive to public health'? Like any of the words you can use to describe Tienanmen Sq.?

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Well this trick only works for free countries, not police states, you're right. Sorry.

This is unironically a good thing

Dumbass a license is a fucking tax

Paki or bong diaspora? This is why the UK is pathetic. Keep eating your own children in kebabs.

The firm adds is a blog post: “The BBFC and UK Government have established a number of methods for proof of age that are legally reliable for establishing that a consumer is mature enough to become age verified.

“The methods that can currently be used are: mobile phone, a credit or debit card, your driving license, passport or an age verification card obtained from a local store.”

They added is a separate post this week: “With approximately 25 million consumers needing to age verify, we remain aware of the importance to protect them.

“AVSecure holds no personal data in our product systems so it is simply not possible for us to suffer a data breach… We provide a versatile choice for all consumers, including the highly privacy conscious.”

Stuart Lawley, CEO of AVSecure, explained that there will also be around 60,000 shops across the UK offering Age Verification cards, that will be on available before the launch on April 15.

An NSPCC spokesman commented: “Robust age verification and regulation for online pornography are important first steps in keeping children safe online. But these steps do not go far enough.

"The NSPCC is calling for social networks to be required by law to give under-18s safe accounts with extra protections built in, so that children are kept as safe online as they are in the real world.”

This is obviously just a precursor to getting rid of online anonymity so information is easier to censor (alternative news redpilled folks get a universal ban).

Okay, I accept I shouldn't have said impossible, I should have said improbable. I've been around long enough to know how it all works over here.

This is just due to sensationalist headlines. It's no different to piracy. Once they "blocked" piratebay they declared victory in all of the newspapers and were satisfied.

The vast majority of people have no concept of what a vpn is. My dad still thinks that the police will knock on my door any day now because I have a vpn. I've been eagerly waiting for 15 years for this visit.

They will force people to log in and then declare victory over online porn in the news, then they will forget all about it and kids will continue to circumnavigate these hurdles.

The government can say "Yea we have introduced this policy" and everyone will be happy that the government is seen to be doing something.

Bingo

I wonder if a VPN will work in this case, as if the 'block' is ISP based then the traffic still has to go through them. Not that I care. I'm a grown man and honestly don't give a shite that I had to buy a code to look at porn, as long as its not annoying and I don't have too pull out a card and type in thirty thousand digits every time I want to look at /gif/ or a new site.

>They will force people to log in and then declare victory over online porn in the news

The goal is to require age verification and ID verification to log on the internet in the future. This has been in the making a long time. Porn is just the start, then come message boards and social networks. Then everything else. Coupled with “anti-terrorism” laws this will end up providing complete control over internet use to the UK gov.

by doing this snapchat hoes will only get a bigger customer base I suppose.

People will just illegally sell age verification cards. Cigarette sales have been illegal for children for the past half a century, but kids are still buying them.

The British establishment isn't that intelligent. Tory voters are complaining that their daughters are twerking for strange Pakistanis on Snapchat and their sons are watching trap porn all night and they are sick of finding their socks full of dried spunk.

So the government is compelled to "do something". An arbitrary age restriction will satisfy the electorate and all will be well.

The real reason that we all should be afraid of the government collecting so much of our private information is because they are raving incompetents and some retarded diversity hire civil servant will leave a fucking memory stick on the train with everyone's personal information on it.

I support banning the pornjew completely. This is a good step.

Too bad the bongs will use it to block rightwing sites too

It's a porn tax. They will increase the price every few years and say it's to cut down porn usage.

Once they realise they can make money from people by doing this, they'll start finding reasons to do it for all sites. Eventually you'll need a pre-paid code for every category of sites.

Then of course, they'll find security reasons to say you need to renew and buy and anew code every year to protect your details from thieves who will no doubt exploit this.

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Good.

I agree. Censorship is great. We shouldn't stop at porn, tho. Anyone who criticizes the government should be arrested and imprisoned without a trial.

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Honestly though, it's about time that dissidents got off the internet and actually started mobilising in the real world. If these draconian legislations make communicating online more difficult then we will have to do it the old fashioned way.

The government here is shitting themselves because ex squaddies are setting up training camps for young white lads. They busted one in Warrington recently. There will just be a shit tonne more of these groups springing up.

If I'm understanding it right, it will be pretty much as anonymous as it can, especially if you buy the 'id' in person with cash. You'll show the person behind the counter proof of age, and a few quid, and they hand you a generic plastic card with a number on it.

>AVSecure holds no personal data in our product systems so it is simply not possible for us to suffer a data breach

Not to say that you don't have a name attached to you 'number' the moment you buy it with a crad online, or buy anything from a porn site while visiting under that 'number', and you 'number' will probably have a list of visited sites for marketing and potential prosecution (because if the authorities want your name they will get it), but it doesn't sound like there will be an actual database or anything.

first it was no nut november now its no nut ever ahahahah you pommy cucks

>JUST
Goddammit bongs, get it together before you die...

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that's because porn sites are being used to talk about redpilled stuff.

They will end up putting a database of codes together and who purchased them. Based on your ip, they can then sniff out codes which are not used by the purchaser.

>give us ur info goyim
>nothing bad will happen

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>bring in 3rd world migrants
>assaults and sex assaults go up everywhere from schools to streets
>blame pornography for all the sex assaults

I just _love_ this boomer mentality of "I did it lol but I'll make it illegal for my kids to do it."

Fuck you, freedom killing faggot

unironically a good idea

Can you lot not raise a new King to replace your pozzed system and reign in your parliament? Or is it impossible at this point?

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Good, Hopefully this will help me stick with NoFap

This is just the beginning. In 20 years, all porn will be illegal in the UK. That's been the goal of liberals there for decades.

>literally
>buy 10 porn cards
>go to random 17 year old kiddie
>you wanna buy some pron nigga
>???
>PROFIT

wow.... i haven't seen something as based as this in some time~
;D

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truth,this is why you get the hobo across the street to get them for you
;)
anyways it's utter cancer and they are going to colleft personal data, all of it

lmao, UK is barely better than Russia at this point.

Sadly not. People gave up a long time ago, and have generally listened to their 'elected'/chosen ruler, since the beginning anyway. Even if that wasn't the case as long as the beer, coffee, curry, maccydees, and telly continue to 'flow' people will be too comfortable to give more than a protest gripe. Fucking with the internet in the age of everyone having their faces in their phone could get a reaction, but that would be why they will use the 'first they came for the porn' method.

HAHAHAHA i love the britbongs and their defeatism, truly any bong with a backbone migrated to america long ago, and what was left breeded coward with coward, now you have this

Because how would the jews program the goyim then?

>implying porn is a good thing
You probably spill your seed to cuck porn every night. You'll never experience the power that semen retention gives.

Revolution happens eventually. Might as well nip shit in the bud sooner rather than later.

Liberals wanna reduce testosterone in men. This will certainly help.

'German researchers have found that just having an erection is enough to spur testosterone levels. it makes no difference whether a man is watching sex on a screen or having it in real life, his testosterone levels will go up.'

newsweek.com/what-fixes-low-testosterone-best-meds-or-porn-79773

Soon you'll need and ID yo view this even

youtu.be/fqUFKP3HCmo

Can someone explain why the suggested porn watching age doesn’t correlate with the age of consent? So you can legally have sex and even marry at 16 in the UK, but porn you can’t watch??

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>amerimutts justifying their sissy cuck porn addictions itt

Porn is a great thing. I don't watch cuck porn. Not cumming is a great way to become a cuck, the path you're on.

Not to mention that erections with release are healthy.

>t. jew

yeah, they'll leave licensing access to sites at porn won't they

Fuck me, you got a fucking license for that comment section

>A leaf too busy getting raked by chinks
We're still rent free in your head while it happens too. THAT is sad, kiddo.

>Be pedo
>Offer to stream porn for underage b& if they show something in return
>???
Already happens so the UK can take pride in knowing they will help more kids get exploited

I married a chinese woman to secure my future. My wife is on the same level as serpentza's.

yes, just like they cant watch an 18 movie either. porn is more than just sex, its corruption of innocence and promotion of perversion.

Liberal men are effeminate, cucks, pathetic. They hate porn, sex, and masturbation. If your goal is to become more like a woman then you should stop looking at porn. Your testosterone levels will go down and your estrogen levels will go up. Your testicles will shrink and your manboobs will increase.

You're the one who hates porn so you have more in common with the Jews than I.

Unless you only watch softcore porn just featuring women, you're watching cuck porn.

Jews run the porn industry. They made hardcore stuff a thing in the 70s,

>brits start makubg porn threads on Jow Forums
>pol gets censored in britain
>we're finally free of the cuck scourge that is britain
Yes please!

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Uh, no. A cuck is a man whose woman is with another man. Many of these female porn stars have no man so it's impossible for these women to cuck a man.

I'd put money on a rise in teen pregnancies because of this.

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE

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that is why Hiro created 4channel

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What will they loicensify next

Alternatively studies are starting to show that fewer people than ever are actually fucking, and immigrants take several generations best case to integrate and worst case never do, and the powers that be are starting to fear that their kingdoms are going to die with them (or their childrens children) and that there will be no one to look after the elderly.

The reason I suspect this is that codes that can be bought basically anonymously, because I doubt the bloke at the next town overs newpaper shop is going to start taking down details, but require face-to-face interaction, or you details forever being associated with an I LOOK AT PORN id number if you buy online. It's a tool to try and embarress people out of looking at sex when they could just actually have it.

Porn has killed the natural sexual hunting drive of the last few generations. I much prefer to whack one off to a Tifa doujin or Brazzers video to getting dressed up, going out on a date where I'll probably find the person a bore, spending money that could be getting spent on shit I actually want to do, with the small chance of maybe getting laid at some point in the future.

Jews also own food companies. So we should stop eating food.

The Jews aren't forcing you to watch porn. Real men like porn.

This. Israel is grooming the UK to be their next golem, now that Trump doesn't want to fight their wars for them anymore. Mark my words, Brexit will come, military spending will increase, and the UK will be the only NATO country fighting israeli proxy wars.

its the concept of cuckoldism, not the origin of the word, that is applied here.
instead of a man being cuckolded by his wife and some guy, it is about betrayal and being taken advantage of helplessly or willingly, or not
usually meant to indicate someone got ripped off, or rights/property/masculinity/optics/whatever taken/abused/whatnot
so if someone calls you a cuck, they aren't necessarily talking about your retarded sex life, OKAY??

>next
They never stopped being a golem for Jews. In the last century Britain's empire is down to 10% of it's former glory... If that isn't a hint that something is not right, nothing is.

And what does that have to do with this?
Why do yanks do this so much?
>Thread about one thing
>BUT MUSLIM CHILD RAPISTS!!!!
Yeah. We get it. The country is absolutely fucked. Iqbal is luring little girls into his kebab shop and nothing is being done to stop it. We KNOW. But please stay on topic. It makes you look like such a low IQ boomer.

You sound like a degenerate.

the real world will be full of angsty spunk filled teens, porn mags are virtually gone from the market now..
there will be revolutions and blood lettings

>he actually responded

HOLE
LEE
FUCK
LOL

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Watching a porn of a guy fucking a girl is not being "ripped off". Lots of people watch porn and fuck at the same time. Some people like to be voyeurs, some like to be exhibitionists. It's not cucking people.

>so that children are kept as safe online as they are in the real world

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You sound like an effeminate moron. Keeping thinking all porn is evil. Keep turning into a woman.

literally just use a VPN

I'd say the war crimes of Churchill are more of an indicator there. He razed Germany for shekels.

I'm sure they will let gay porn be viewed without an id for some diversity reason.