Rand Paul Epic Tweets

He really is giving no fucks today. I think his erection over pulling out of the Middle East has lasted for longer than three hours and the only reason he hasn’t gone to the dr is because he’s having trouble finding one that isn’t Jewish.

I think if Trump decides he doesn't want to run for reelection in 2020 we ought to make Rand his successor.

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>the kid from the Omen

You aren’t the only one with suspicions Rand lmao

mobile.twitter.com/RandPaul/status/1076928052477726720

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Most definitely. Rand can become president with twitter. If he keeps it up like he did today there’s a real possibility.

>Rand Paul 2024
blocks your path.

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LMAO

no fucking way, everyone hates pence. No on fucking way.

A fucking leaf. Of course.

Calls Kushner the jew the Antichrist. LOL
But it's good to see that there are some politicians who really give a fuck about stopping all these wars.
All the others are just liars and thieves.

fucking kek

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Goodbye lindsey graham rand is now my best friend

I don’t hate pence, but he’s a bit too neo-con for me. I’d vote for Rand over him any day.

I guess Rand figured out that his pop's nice guy routine was lost on the retards in Congress. So, it's down to shit talking. And rightfully so.

not bad, rand.

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Anti-war runs in the family, god bless the Pauls and the Trumps.
And fuck Israel.

Exactly

he needs to disassociate from Liz Warren't STATES bill

total commie gestapo bullshit in that bill

So fucking close

He's simply responding to all the criticism of Trump bringing the troops home from pointless kike wars.

did trump honestly bring about honest, playful friendships between congressmen? white house barbecue and chili cookoff when?

>we ought to make Rand his successor.
only if he distances himself from Warren

That man would have my vote, thats for damn sure.

Love the Pauls

Keep these bumped. Don’t let them slide this.

only for congress though. he's not a leader, he's not an executive. he's a good legislator and doesn't give a hoot about having to filibuster all night

Everyone keep these threads bumped. The shills are trying to slide this.
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his twitter is fucking hilarious

kay. have a bump and a you

bump

>repeat after me
Fucking SJW

>That man would have my vote, thats for damn sure.

he doesn't look presidential. if John Kerry had Rand Paul's wit, Kerry would have had two terms.

It sucks, but it's reality.

the next pres will be Kamala. she looks nice, is female, and ethnic without being a nigger.

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Thank you

>buttmad sienfeld actor detected

kill yourself

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Randy is learning from the best

Fucking based

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Based.

>Kamala
lol, she’ll whither quickly under the spotlight. She’s like 105iq

lot of jew and pedo threads popping up. seems there is an attempt to slide

Exactly

Rand Paul is a savage. I can't believe I've never seen his twitter feed before.

Fucking checked

>thanks to trump were all saying merry christmas
yeah maybe if youre a ball less fucking bitch pussy

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He literally went full 1488

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We are so close to president Rand just six more years

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>mad Jew detected

Indeed

bumping to counter shills

ive never fucking stopped saying merry christmas
when its fucking christmas you say merry fucking christmas

This may be my new favorite tweet

Ffs Germans have to save the world AGAIN. Bump

I've always hated Rand Paul, but the man is on fire right now.
>Based and redpilled

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Why the fuck would you hate Rand Paul?

I love that Rand found his nuts.

He's his father's son, after all :D

Will she? Shes a former DA, doubt the urbans will appreciate she put alot of people behind bars.

IN
RAND
WE
TRUST

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He fell for the "randlet" meme the shills pushed. Anyone who didn't see through that shit needs to stfu and let the adults debate.

holy shit there's so many of them kek
this

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Rand has been increasingly punished since the multiple attempts on his life

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every good guy has had an assassination attempt or two.
Glompf has had one maybe two.

fucking lol

because hes le cringe as fuck dudeskie bro xD

Yeah nah pence legitimately makes mudslimes look like tolerant egalitarian progressives. He’s fucking batshit ahahaha

are you a seilfeld actor?

>again
is he shoving coals into the burning chamber of the trump train to get the old lady rollin again?

>14, 0 88
>14088
>1488
fuck this can't be an coincidence

lmao he just dibbity dabbed on this skank
youtube.com/watch?v=7Uv9JAsgk38

If Trump doesn't run in 2020, it'll be Pence and Paul.

a P P presidential run

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Kamala Harris has far too much sexual blackmail material out there to become president. She was a pass around girl in Cali for years.

holy moly

pepa
pape
papi
pepe

awww sheet

he is talkin to us

Paul could not have won in 2016
Trump upped his game a lot
He could win next time

Unless pence is Vice President and Paul is president I wouldn’t vote for that pair. Fuck pence.

Yes he is. He literally just posted on pol and thanked me for my advice to step it up on Twitter.

they need to be working together to get the best of both

>Not a nigger
>Just half nigger half poo
Poos are below niggers.

Happy Yule to all of you tradition stealing Christians!

I'd vote for Rand in 2024 but he better not try anything in 2020

Fucking kek

youtu.be/f0cxaaDHPH8

>Rand read my post that he needs to be more aggressive and lead from the front with Trump
I hope Ron is there when we finally audit the fed

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yes
what do we have here

>Happy Yule to all of you tradition stealing Christians!

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checked

I live in the south, we've always said Merry Christmas...When do these trump worshippers open churches and start sucking his effigy cock?

>>we ought to make Rand his successor.
>only if he distances himself from Warren
Does this count?
twitter.com/RandPaul/status/1076928042616918017

Yes. Yes it does lmao

fucking hell

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they have tried to kill trump 6 times in 3 years 4 in 2 if you only count his time as president

Yes. Fuck the fed fuck the deep state. Reeee I’m hype

Are taxes even needed when the government can just print money?