Write a completely realistic SNL skit
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>who farted?
>orange man bad
> Literally ANY cast members make up ANY skit about anything.
> Trump sees it and starts crying like a little bitch-baby demanding that NBC should have their broadcasting license revoked.
>Trump in Oval Office watching Tucker
>aide brings in Big Mac and Diet Coke
>he grabs her pussy
t. 16 year old
>Trump meets with Chabad Lubavitch handlers.
>They plot to blow up Americans and blame it on
>They all take a trip to Jeffrey Epsteins island and fuck the brains out of underage prostitutes.
Advisor: Mr. President, 47 American soldiers have been killed today in
yeah and the british had no hand in it.
right.
all George the 3rd had to do was give the Americans some concessions and none of this wouldve happened.
Spbp
An incredibly obese man rides his mobility scooter onto stage. He rides around in a circle shouting TENDIES. MURRICA. FREEDOM. RAAAARRRRGGGGHHH. LIBERTY. ISRAEL. MCDONALDS!
As he shouts, the crowd applauds and the camera zooms in on many of the audience members with tears rolling down their fat patriotic faces.
Back on stage, the man says something that sounds like "IMMASHITNAO", he lets out a tremendous fart while grunting PFFFFFFFFTTTTBRRAAAAAAAPPP SSLLOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHARRRRRRRRGGHHHHH
A trail of feces follows him as he continues his journey around the stage on his scooter.
Why did SNL live and madtv turn into garbage then die? Oldschool mad tv was fucking funny. I miss comedy. Abstract memes are the only things that make me laugh now.
Pic related.
It started out ok
Because MadTV was real and SNL is as Jewy as you can get
Travel Agent infomercial for trips to Morroco.
Quick rundown?
Bill Hader or Norm Macdonald plays a skeevy travel agent who sells trips to morons. Dumb bitches sign up for trips to Morocco, Syria, etc. Hijinks ensue.
Too bad the current cast sucks.
>Fat black person screams loudly
Oh, ok.
I though this was one of those search this on google and be scared shitless things.
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>be hollywood jew puppet """"actor""""
>memorize "orange man bad!"
>say it in a studio with cued npc laughter
Yeah, that's how it works. Same as if you work really hard at Walmart you'll own it one day