FREEEmasons wont leave me alone

I started attending a lodge regularly using my mommy NEETbux. I went out drinking with them every weekend and attended their "masonic university" for six months. I started to really get into it until I learned about the butt sex and bloody rituals done by the grand lodges. Then after a creepy camping trip I ghosted them but they keep texting and calling me what do pol.

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You will have to give it up to them, Josh. Your booty is theirs now. Lets just hope that your kidneys already have calculus in it and your organs already have defects

Active duty soldier here. Were all pissed cheeto man fired Mattis and thats he's pulling out of the Middle East. Literally handing a victory to ISIS, taliban, Russian and Iran.

My friends died for nothing if he is truly going through with this.

Truly a dark day for our armed forces. Ill take Mattis over president cheeto anyday

So wait how did you get in with them in the first place? I’d like to have an interesting life, even if it’s not a good one.
Hook me up.

>You will have to give it up to them, Josh. Your booty is theirs now. Lets just hope that your kidneys already have calculus in it and your organs already have defects
Digits confirm, post nudes of your niece Josh. We know you have them.

To get in all you have to do is have an invite and like Cigars booze and be a history buff. Staying in will cost you all your weekends, your anal virginity, and your morals

user, that was a gay bar.

is there a difference?

>for nothing
They died for greater Israel goy and don’t you forget it

>Booty = Surrendered
youre done for op

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Literally you need to do is be in a (((university/college))) and send an application via their website. Being a britbong I thought freemason was more of an American thing, but there are lodges scattered all over the U.K, even one in my hometown.

ugle.org.uk/becoming-a-freemason

I applied through my (((university))) and got accepted but yeah I heard about the gay shit they do and just left it that

>after a creepy camping trip
elaborate please

Gay bars are less dramatic.

They want to see that sweet ass again

were you raised yet

>cheeto's is viral marketing on Jow Forums
first monster and now this, baka pham.

"All the greatest men take it up the pooper at least once."
- Anonymous

I’d feel safer at a gay bar

I am 21 and they are all 40, 50, 60 they would get drunk and act like old gay lovers they def already sucked one another off to have that much love for one another

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Gay bars aren’t as gay

take it up the arse for the lifelong prestige fagg

>Gay bars aren’t as gay
Finish this joke:
Three Freemasons walked into a gay bar.

How many more threads you planning on posting this in, faggot?

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They're following you.

they want that ripe tight virginal boy pussy

you're lucky they didn't spike your drink

Don’t know that one. What happens, user?

are masons gay because they are all boomers or are boomers gay because they are all masons? its a mystery

What's the loss of anal virginity compared to the becoming a divine soul?

Join an underground militia, inform them of the group, kill the group, and go off the grid or begin getting ready for the big guy upstairs

>the one time it would pay for OP to be gay

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>what do pol.
Stopping trolling would be a start.

There are ID's you samefagging retard

But butt sex is amazing

Active duty butt pirate here. Were all pissed cheeto man fired Mattis and thats he's pulling out of the Middle East. Literally handing a victory to Herpes, Prostates, and HIV.
My friends died of AIDS for nothing if he is truly going through with this.
Truly a dark day for our rectal cavities. Ill take Mattis over president cheeto anyday

A nurse wanted to peg me once, I tied her up and wrongholed her and then left

Come be a butt pirate with me

Bump

Hot

probably done, gonna take a shower

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Did you have an anal experience?

Look up your local lodge and send them a convincing email and maybe you'll be invited to a dinner

With a gal once

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should have man'd up, fucked them all hard, and become grand lodge master.

idiot.

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dude g in with a go pro and show us you pussy.

Wow Sounds great

All occult societies use sex with men and boys as a way to keep their magic, as females are thought to drain life force. This spans across the world in most cultures since the beginning of time.

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Maybe when I am no longer a NEET

>my retard friends died for nothing
Sounds like the military. Hopefully you die too.

Sounds a little gay if you ask me

Second this. You could just not have sex at all if sex drains your life force. Sounds like a gay reason to fiddle around with kids

What a bunch of...

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>president cheeto

you wanna know how we know that you're a paid shill?

Do non-NPC women drain your dick power too? Do they even exist?

Let me test the boipucci before they take what's now theirs.