/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CREEPY PORN LAWYER BTFO EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>OMBDir Mulvaney on FoxNews 12/23/18
youtu.be/wEU9JS-Gigk
>TrumpTweet: We Must Have Border Security 12/22/18
youtu.be/JMqgAMVAk44
>DepPressSec Gidley on JudgeJeanine 12/22/18
youtu.be/lSJjjvq7z5I
>Pres Trump @First Step Act Bill Signing 12/21/18
youtu.be/_m6ZFdfK3TI
>Apollo 8 50th Anniversary 12/21/18
youtu.be/Wfd0oC3eFWw
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 12/21/18
c-span.org/video/?456221-1/ (PM)
c-span.org/video/?456226-1/ (AM)
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 12/21/18
youtu.be/uLHkvHg3D6c
>IntSec Zinke Exit Interview 12/21/18
youtu.be/mtGsPG6d-cE
>WHStratCommDir Schlapp on FBN 12/21/18
youtu.be/u5dqFaLDyj4
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 12/21/18
youtu.be/LNgBgkKBSZk
>SpiceDaddy on FBN 12/21/18
youtu.be/vdupWUZqI3U
>SpiceDaddy on F&F 12/21/18
youtu.be/1h65SXLqkxI
>Live@State w/AsstSoS4AfroAffairs Amb Nagy 12/21/18
youtu.be/Ij6be1CLgDw
>This Week@State 12/21/18
youtu.be/gJA6RPf34hQ
>DHSSec Nielsen on FoxNews 12/20/18
youtu.be/jxeHj8x7nEw
youtu.be/LaAlvHiHS7o
>TrumpTweet: We Need The Wall 12/20/18
youtu.be/LFelalBY6d4
>Pres Trump Signs HR2 Farm Bill 12/20/18
youtu.be/bQa_MIGWeYs
c-span.org/video/?456189-1/
>AgrSec Perdue on FBN 12/20/18
youtu.be/-HylgwoRzgs
>PressSec Sarah on Dobbs 12/20/18
youtu.be/tZ1Hym-EESA
>VP Pence/2nd Lady visit USO Families 12/20/18
c-span.org/video/?456186-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/flip FS Tocsin 12/20/18
youtu.be/xv7BFqBbBU0

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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GIVE ME RECIPES, YOU FUCKS

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>GIVE ME RECIPES, YOU FUCKS

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AWOO!

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for wat

I guess it's okay, I won't have a grill/smoker until I move out and get my own place anyway. I just just don't understand how to know all the stuff like how much to open the vents, how much wood/charcoal,and how the hell people grill seafood, vegetables, and different meats at the same time at the same temperature.
>at least I'm getting a sous-vide machine for Christmas
Men dont read instructions. Also, those usually have general directions, not actual recipes or "if this happens, then do X"

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Happening.
ae911truth.org/grandjury

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That last user mentioned grasshopper pie.
Also MAGA

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It's gone from Christmas eve eve to Christmas eve now. Merry Christmas user, enjoy the holiday before you get back to MAGAing.

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My butthole itched so I scratched it and then smelled my finger.

How do we know subpoenas were filed at Bush's funeral?

what is wrong with you

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I'm glad sharks won't be around for much longer.

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good finger food munchy stuff
stuff with meat

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You too, friend. Hope that taco bowl is as good as Trump says it is.

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i stand with trump and israel
do you?

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Interesting.
I think Trump's a secret truther, but doesn't want to get JFK'd

Ann is right though. If only we had a wall, that would be absolute, undeniable, and physical proof of the success of Trump Presidency. It would be something you could look at and touch and say "See, Trump did what he said he would do."

Go back to Jow Forums satania poster

Sharks will be around much longer than us user. I dont know why but Trump does and it scares me.

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Sysadmin's on call dinner:
1. Pour a glass off whiskey.
2. Drink.
3. Repeat until either they problem is fixed or you're too drunk to answer your phone/pager.

Somebody link a Christmas music playlist with that sweet, sweet, Jesus music.

The media is making the bizarre claim that Trump can’t fire anyone at the Fed, because it’s an “independent agency.” So let’s use that logic: WHO HAS THE AUTHORITY TO FIRE THEM???

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How would this taste? What meat am I looking at here?

Bad news, fren

>Diet Coke
I always love the little touches

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Just overlook it's SGT Report and listen to the guest, he's one of the engineers in charge.

youtube.com/watch?v=emqrI1I1tNY&t=1607s

Hey, sorry friend I was on the move. It better be or I'm sueing Blinf. I'm around some anti-Trump people and I dont know what to say for why I want to go off or if I should be straight up.

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Looks like beef with a sugary glaze coated with sprinkles.

Fire them anyway and have it punted to SCOTUS

Tenderloin, probably cut from a chateaubriand. Could be filet mignon but the way it bulges out makes me think chateaubriand.

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Nobody, that's the point. It's a gross usurpation of power.

Well the claim is stupid. They are basically saying he can’t be fired by anyone.

Git you some ready made crust of put together some yourself and line a muffin mold tray with it

Brown ground beef and onions, salt, pepper, whatever spices you like. Splash in worcestershire sauce and vinegar and mix

Fill dough with meat most of the way, put in a good pile of shredded cheese on top and cap off with the rest of the dough, bake at like 400f until the dough is good and browned

America first, Trump second, Israel third.

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You're in the largest city in the country. There's a thousand excuses you could use for going to visit the tower.

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yeah i like the we need adults to watch trump, bullshit story.

REEEEEEEEE

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five niggers and two eggs. bring to a boil.

The claim is stupid. Trump should fucking announce he’s firing his ass. What is he going to say? “No. No one has the authority to fire me.” He’ll be forced to resign at minimum. His power will be stripped at that point.

Just go you cocknose.

Steak Diane is my go-to these days
>shallot
>shiitake mushroom(or portabella)
>brandy
>beef stock
>heavy cream
>salt/pepper
>worcestershire
>dijon
thank me later.

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>I guess it's okay, I won't have a grill/smoker until I move out and get my own place anyway. I just just don't understand how to know all the stuff like how much to open the vents, how much wood/charcoal,and how the hell people grill seafood, vegetables, and different meats at the same time at the same temperature.
I don't "mix meats". Rarely do I have a need to do many things, and if I do I try to stick to one theme. Usually beef and pork, because they are simple. Fish is not something I regularly grill, but when I do, it is just fish, and nothing else.

Smoke is made from the burning of the wood. Too much is bad for flavor. A great place to start is with lump charcoal. You get the good flavors, but don't have to toy with the chance of too much wood ruining the food. When in doubt, err on the side of less is better.

Cooking is done by temps in a grill like this. You can manually adjust the dampers before you put the food on. The only time it matters are on long cooks. Ribs can take 4-6 hours. Chickens 3-4. Basic shit like burgers, steaks and pork chops don't take too much thought. They are quick and easy. I cheat a bit on my ribs. I generally sear the outside, and then keep them in a foil bag with a mix of apple cider vinegar and light seasonings. until they are almost done 5+ hours later. Low heat for that...180-200f the whole way.

Baked potatoes can take forfuckingever also. 2-3 hours is not unusual. Potato nails help a bit, but are not necessary.

Start with a grill, and move to a smoker if necessary. I tell anyone getting a grill to buy a $100 or less basic bitch model. You will learn what you need from there, and its not a total waste. I like lots of head room for standing chickens up, and square. I hate round grills.

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ATTENTION: NEW BAKER REQUIRED!

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Damn that's good stuff shame it's going to taste like cotton candy. This is a tragedy on a plate.

Look at that dog's look. You just know

>tfw sharks are apex-predators to more surface area of the Earth than man

What's it like being a secondary-predator?

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you feel that just now?

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I thought I had drank all my beers, but I discovered a secret beer that I thought I had already drank. Truly, this is a Christmas Even miracle.

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AHEM, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY

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I'll try something, glad you're in good spirits when people around and where I was seem so crabby. Gonna rest for that then. See ya. Get some sleep too silly.

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hear him!

Go on...

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Steak marinated in:
Pineapple juice
Jack Daniels
Onions Sauce

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I had that same question, the federal apparatus felt rather disjointed and self autonomous than everything else happening, probably what the EU looks at for tips to be annoying.

>Steak marinated in:
>Pineapple juice

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Ending the Fed would take an act of Congress???

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>if only you knew how bad things are
?

Its not fair!

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>trump hires someone
>trumptards: "HOLY FUCK THIS GUY IS BASED AND EPIC"
>trump fires someone
>trumptards: "HOLY SHIT FUCK THAT FAGGOT HE WAS A NEOCON THE NEXT GUY WILL BE BASED AND EPIC"

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boy he bout to do it

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More like and act of a well-regulated militia. There will NEVER EVER EVER EVER be a piece of legsliate to end the Fed.

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POOPDITY SCOOP

You don't like surprises? Could be worse, it could be lime.

Yeah, repealing the 1913 Federal Reserve Act specifically.

Most of the people Trump hires I don’t even know anything about. I don’t cheer for them. But I’ve never been happier that Sessions got shitcanned

Best scene. I couldn't stop laughing.

>
Then you put in
>brazzers720p.pw
Then
>/m/video.php?id=9702#

Unfortunately some people don't show their true colors until they're in office.

Go ahead Pepe. You are always welcome to speak here.

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more jack than pineapple, plus the high acidity is great

I will soon. Have a good rest, friend.

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FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIE PEOPLE

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PROUDFEET

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>"hey man do your job"
>does job subpar
>constant conflicts with your boss
>some even gets an ego and think they're more important than what they do
>"okay you're fired"
>"WOAH YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"

Never say never. You don’t blindly walk up to a powerful opponent and just destroy it. You sufficiently weaken it overtime and then you go for the throat. Only attack when it’s properly weakened.

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Oh man I feel bad now.

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It is weird how nobody is making a case, I mean hell nobody is even being asked to make a case, for why these wars benefit us in the first place. They're all questions about why leaving is a mistake.

Isn't the idea to find out why being there is worth it? What the hell is this ass backwards shit.

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Goodnight /ptg/!

Reminder there is no baker!

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Fighting the good fight my green fren

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HO SHIT HE FINNA SAIDDA DINNA DONE IT

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A little lower, sir.

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BASED & REDPILLED

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>they'll all be dead soon

BUENO

what in the fuck is onion sauce

Kurds are the beaners of the middle east tbqh

Are there actually people on either side of the left/right paradigm that actually believe a U.S. military presence in Syria is beneficial to America?

s o y sauce

your video is trash and you should feel bad

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It’s onions sauce

Goodnight!

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Not our fucking problem.

You don't like the epic wordfilter that has now been in place longer than any wordfilter in 4chins history because gookm00t doesn't know how to change it and doesn't care?

It might be a white cheese sauce with sprinkles added to for sweetness, which wouldn't be as odd as Doughnut frosting

basedsauce

0 MILES
0 MIDTERM WINS
0 DOLLARS FOR WALL
0 MILITARY VICTORIES
0 CHANCE OF AVOIDING INDICTMENT
0 CHANCE OF RE-ELECTION

FACE IT ITS OVER

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From my standpoint the US is known as that guy who will steamroll you if you so much as hint of having oil or terrorists and there's endless Hollywood media that propagandize this interventionism idea. Trump is doing good but he's fighting against a cultural mindset engraved into people's mind that it's totally okay for America to be in perpetual war.

that one flew over my head