/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BASED SCARBOROUGH EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>OMBDir Mulvaney on FoxNews 12/23/18
youtu.be/wEU9JS-Gigk
>TrumpTweet: We Must Have Border Security 12/22/18
youtu.be/JMqgAMVAk44
>DepPressSec Gidley on JudgeJeanine 12/22/18
youtu.be/lSJjjvq7z5I
>Pres Trump @First Step Act Bill Signing 12/21/18
youtu.be/_m6ZFdfK3TI
>Apollo 8 50th Anniversary 12/21/18
youtu.be/Wfd0oC3eFWw
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 12/21/18
c-span.org/video/?456221-1/ (PM)
c-span.org/video/?456226-1/ (AM)
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 12/21/18
youtu.be/uLHkvHg3D6c
>IntSec Zinke Exit Interview 12/21/18
youtu.be/mtGsPG6d-cE
>WHStratCommDir Schlapp on FBN 12/21/18
youtu.be/u5dqFaLDyj4
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 12/21/18
youtu.be/LNgBgkKBSZk
>SpiceDaddy on FBN 12/21/18
youtu.be/vdupWUZqI3U
>SpiceDaddy on F&F 12/21/18
youtu.be/1h65SXLqkxI
>Live@State w/AsstSoS4AfroAffairs Amb Nagy 12/21/18
youtu.be/Ij6be1CLgDw
>This Week@State 12/21/18
youtu.be/gJA6RPf34hQ
>DHSSec Nielsen on FoxNews 12/20/18
youtu.be/jxeHj8x7nEw
youtu.be/LaAlvHiHS7o
>TrumpTweet: We Need The Wall 12/20/18
youtu.be/LFelalBY6d4
>Pres Trump Signs HR2 Farm Bill 12/20/18
youtu.be/bQa_MIGWeYs
c-span.org/video/?456189-1/
>AgrSec Perdue on FBN 12/20/18
youtu.be/-HylgwoRzgs
>PressSec Sarah on Dobbs 12/20/18
youtu.be/tZ1Hym-EESA
>VP Pence/2nd Lady visit USO Families 12/20/18
c-span.org/video/?456186-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/flip FS Tocsin 12/20/18
youtu.be/xv7BFqBbBU0

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
youtube.com/watch?v=V9BZDpni56Y
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First for ded general. Nobody supports drumpf anymore

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no supporters left, lil donny?

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BASED and Hillarypilled

>government shut down
>Withdrawing from Syria and afg
Shills have been utterly defeated, there's simply no need to argue on Christmas eve.
Merry Christmas!

'fraid not.

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What did you get your mom for Christmas user?

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fuzzy dice and bongos

Good morning everyone.
>J*e bread
OP is a boy molesting fruit salad.

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YAY! FOR PARTY HATS!

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REEEEE THE JEWS WANT HIM TO WITHDRAW FROM THE SANDNIGGER SANDBOXES AND TO SHUT THE GOVERNMENT DOWN REEE111
>t. shills

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16$ million and counting

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>I saw Joseph raping Klausutis...
>choking her but then she stopped breathing.
>It was an accident.
>He just wanted to nut.
>But now he needs a fixer to come clean up all the blood!

this is op's joe song/poem from last thread. everyone read this and then point and laugh at op

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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There is two victory conditions there
1) to achieve the goal and actually build the wall
2) to become the fastest largest fundraising in that platform

There are two defeat conditions as well
1) failing 2) above
2) having the money go to some charity or NGO not immigration related

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haters gonna hate

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Find a flaw (you can't)

> in-fucking-plying she can lift her knees to parallel

Merry cucksmass everyone!!! What do all of you christcucks do for Christmas?

Do you all know the reason for the season? Was Jesus really that good at sucking cock that the romans has to nail him to a piece of drift wood?

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:-) kek

*taps ground*
Come closer, user. There's plenty of space here ;)

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>Find a flaw (you can't)

its terrible doesnt even rhyme
and not even a mention of the bust to the head
really really poor performance you should feel bad

on which page does she get a lobectomy to remove cancer from her lungs?

>no no no
im-fucking-plying she can lift herself out of bed *

If Trump takes on the FED, what's going to happen to him?

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it does rhyme :(

Would it redeem me if I try again with better lyrics?

>inplying

We told you last thread it doesn't rhyme well user and parts just sound awkward generally. I still have not finished my coffee though so I ain't writing anything

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LISTEN TO THE BEST CHRISTMAS SONGS WITH THIS LINK

mp3-red.co/album/7364931/i-don-t-want-to-go-home-for-christmas.html

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Not that I like Muslims all that much but at least they don’t worship an incel faggot

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Joe Scarborough killed an intern
Joe Scarborough killed an intern
Joe Scarborough killed an intern
Back in 2001
Her name was Lori Klausutis
Her name was Lori Klausutis
Her name was Lori Klausutis
Died in 2001
They had an affair, he thought she would tell,
So Joe decided to kill her in 2001
He picked up a bust of Lincoln
He picked up a bust of Lincoln
He picked up a bust of Lincoln
And he caved in her skull
Joe Scarborough killed an intern
Joe Scarborough killed an intern
Joe Scarborough killed an intern
Back in 2001

>F
Hopefully nothing

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there is a psychological component to this also that shows Trump's base economic power. Average rate is $2.3 million per day

He better learn how to become boolet proof. Or better yet have Jared act as a human shield. If he does take on the Fed successfully, America becomes 40% great again.

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No thanks, I don't want my mom getting lung cancer.

>Would it redeem me if I try again with better lyrics?

i would just stick to baking if were you. u shouldnt double down on that monstrosity.

thanks for baking tho

History books stuff
Good or bad, we can only hope good for the USA

I didn't buy it user but I should have, I could use some instruction on that. 1 set of 10 reps of chemo?

>197637665
>Arab talmudism is great
>circumcision is great
>warmongering is great
>raping little boys(outside of circumcision is great)
Pakistan is 70% inbred because of Islam you little fag.

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got some 211's thinking about cracking them open

>almosted missed a joe bread
Phoneposting saves the day

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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dont you think a bust is a little extreme?

Oohhh is this little christcuck mad? Are you upset that Jesus was murdered because he sucked a supernatural number of dicks?

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it's the presidents call, i guess he could pile the whole military into Ecuador if he wanted.

>trump hires someone
>trumptards: "HOLY FUCK THIS GUY IS BASED AND EPIC"
>trump fires someone
>trumptards: "HOLY SHIT FUCK THAT FAGGOT HE WAS A NEOCON THE NEXT GUY WILL BE BASED AND EPIC"

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> what's with Trum- .. I mean Jesus detractors and the ever present allusion to homosexual acts?

I like Trump you guys. I don't want anything to happen to him.

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MNUCHIN: SO, WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME IS THAT THE MUSIC IS ABOUT TO STOP, AND WE'RE GOING TO BE LEFT HOLDING THE BIGGEST BAG OF ODOROUS EXCREMENT EVER ASSEMBLED IN THE HISTORY OF CAPITALISM - RTRS

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>197638026
Go back to paying nearly $50 for beef.
Who pushes for homosexs and hates Jesus? A certain long nose tribe.

>I don't want to go home for Christmas
>I don't think that I can face my wife
>I just wanted to chase a little side pussy
>I didn't want to have to end a life
>I don't want to go home for Christmas
>But I really can't stay here
>So I'll just pull this girl in the bloody dress
>Over here behind my desk
>Then I'll go home to ring in the New Year!

Priesthood selects for sexual deviants and they do fuck minors and kids, not a hard question.

Hey, /ptg/, I live in a far-left-coast shithole state where the recreational use of cannabis is not only legal but socially encouraged. I've never indulged before, but it's Christmas, and I have extra money lying around that I don't feel like investing until the DJIA tanks to 20K. There's a cannabis store right around the corner from my apartment. Should I experiment with cannabis, and, if so, should I do so by smoking it or by consuming "edibles?"

sell it all, TODAY!. thats a pretty good movie.

>implying 'jew' isn't just a type of sandnigger
fuck off, Dah'ah'ha'vidt

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The big question is why anyone was suddenly, out of the blue, worried about liquidity.

I present with the average American.
>taken from a Reddit meet up

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youtube.com/watch?v=v4P4cS5jKmQ&t=146s

>sell it all, TODAY!.

no doubt heavy hitter investors are inside trading and cordinating dumping there bags on folks, probably shorting at the same time

It's too early in the morning for me to type shalom sandnigger. I need my 2nd cup of coffee.

youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
youtube.com/watch?v=V9BZDpni56Y

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I saw Joseph murder Klausutis
in his district office Thursday night.
It made an bloody mess.
The scene was quite grotesque.
He raped her and then slammed her head against his office desk.


is that better?

Are we getting the wall for Christmas? i've been a good goy all year!

The dow is now lower than it was under Obama.

Come on if this guy wasn’t fucking women you know he was sucking and fucking guys

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Edibles are tricky and better for chronic users. You're better off smoking. Just don't ever give up your straight edge. Your sense of presence and your intellect are the most important things you have (right up there with children and a trad wife :-) ).

Trump is a faggot and no wall

Welcome to the Trump Recession.

She;s only that fat because meat is nice and inexpensive here in the land of freedom.

Here's the average Candian

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> Are we getting the wall for Christmas?
> flag
user, you got Jair for Christmas. Be satisfied with that until he builds a border wall between you and Venezuela (or invades and liberates it).

>investing $20 at a time
How’s not the janitor job coming along?

>The dow is now lower than it was under Obama.
Why do yuo turn this thread into a house of lies?!

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ALWAYS
BE
CLOSING

Cry more amerilards

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Seriously... you all know that historical jesus was a flaming faggot

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Get an edible, something you can break into quarters. Eat a quarter, wait an hour; if you're not feeling it, eat another quarter, and repeat the process until you're feeling nice and good.
P.S., if you accidentally do too much and start to freak out, just remember: no one has ever died from weed, ever.

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leftist only know that

Jesus was volcel. Please don't slander his name

Obama tripled the stock market though even after Bush's crash

user, that's not even true. We have like four thousand points to drop before we hit Obama's best levels.

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He's responding to something... probably rumor mongering to pressure Trump.

fresh flowers for her grave, user

almost 4 years since, now

pls advise

It's Christmas Eve, merry Christmas user.

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Anyone that says they’re a volcel is a liar and possibly a closet faggot

I understand, you're just cranky cuz you're hungry.

>even after
user, isn't that a self own? Tripling the market UNDER NINE THOUSAND! is easier than growing a 18000 market. He didn't tho, lowest point of Obama's economy was Dow at 7223

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Lol the market only went up 4000 points in 2 years

Merry Christmas! Thrice for good luck

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Is this movie worth watching? It was made in the 40s.

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what if they're god incarnate?

And what was it at in late 2016. Huh?